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Millions of baby spiders appeared to rain down from the sky earlier this month in the Southern Tablelands in Australia. One resident described the effect it had on their home as such: “The whole place was covered in these little black spiderlings and when I looked up at the sun it was like this tunnel of webs going up for a couple of hundred metres into the sky.”

Read that again and try not to let your mind implode from the Lovecraftian horror from it all.

The phenomenon is (terrifyingly) not that uncommon. Apparently the spiders “balloon” by throwing out sheets of webbing and use the winds to carry themselves around. When weather conditions are poor, none of the spiders go anywhere of course. But when the weather picks up again, they all leave in one terrifying hell-swarm.

Again, a salute to the brave (insane?) people who continue to call the continent of Australia their home.

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:51 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:32 pm

German Shepherds are simply The Best.

notuncledave
notuncledave
  Auntie Kriest
October 16, 2020 6:25 pm

Really don’t like what the breeders have done in diminishing their hindquarters.

Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  notuncledave
October 16, 2020 9:13 pm

Get them tested first for hip problems before breeding please, and they are just fine. I’ve never had problems. And get good German lines.

Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:28 pm

Thanks nkit, you always throw me a German Shepherd treat every Friday!!

Mix
Mix
  Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
October 17, 2020 2:33 pm

Mi. U. P. shepherd.comment image&f=1&nofb=1

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:52 pm

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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:00 am

Bitch?!?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:53 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 17, 2020 9:53 pm

Just can’t keep your hands to your self, can you Bob P?

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:54 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:34 pm

HOw’d you get this video of my ex mother-in-law?

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 16, 2020 7:01 pm

Nancy Pelosi out for a Sunday drive.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:57 pm

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CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:32 pm

Mr. Moon…

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 2:58 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 17, 2020 9:28 pm

Buffo marianis…poisonous toad deadly to dogs. Emits toxin from its skin…invasive species primarily found in FL

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:02 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:36 pm

Darwin Award “doubles” contestants.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:38 pm

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:38 pm

I still love the way the guy on the left gets runs over by his own machine!!!!LMFAO!!!

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 5:27 pm

A car that’s never seen a Walmart parking lot.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:03 pm

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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:02 am

Now what?

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:06 pm

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:45 pm

Proves the Flat Earth.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Machinist
October 17, 2020 9:21 am

It’s not flat!!! IT’S HOLLOW!!! Everyone know that! That’s why it’s still up on youtube.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:07 pm

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Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
  nkit
October 16, 2020 7:12 pm

Guess that shear pin didnt work too well on that tow bar.

Machinist
Machinist
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
October 16, 2020 10:46 pm

Shearly not.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:17 pm

It helps to release the parking brake.

Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:20 pm

Somebody has got to come up with a big bumper jack.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:08 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 9:46 pm

“NO REFUNDS!!!! JUMP!!!!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 2:47 pm

Jeronimo never liked Sitting Bull.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:12 pm

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Jerry S
Jerry S
  nkit
October 16, 2020 9:30 pm

Looks like Spock may be responsible for one of those!

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:36 pm

Amen

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:14 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 16, 2020 7:53 pm

Groady to the Max!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:40 pm

bet she makes sure those Trump ballots make it

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:17 pm

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Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:36 pm

Another one. I’m gonna make her mine!

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:27 pm

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Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:37 pm

Yup!!

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 16, 2020 6:53 pm

Who said a blue wave wasn’t ominous?

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Bob P
October 16, 2020 8:21 pm

Could be a red wave shortly –

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  10ffgrid
October 16, 2020 10:56 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  MrLiberty
October 17, 2020 12:10 am

My ex wife 3 weeks a month…

RiNS
RiNS
  MrLiberty
October 17, 2020 5:45 am

Red tide incoming

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  MrLiberty
October 17, 2020 11:18 am

REDRUM

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:39 pm

Holy shit…a great white big as a 1962 Buick station wagon.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:30 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 17, 2020 7:48 am

“I’ll do all the work, you just lay there and enjoy.”

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 17, 2020 9:31 pm

Nasty…in a good way!

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:31 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 16, 2020 7:55 pm

Good dogs!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 9:52 pm

LMFAO!!! Thanks nkit. The look on that cats face was priceless! Best laugh all week!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 17, 2020 9:59 pm

Suddenly Fritz sees what the dogs are doing to his sexbot and can’t help but wonder……have the dags gone mad…….what’s next……me????

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:31 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:21 pm

I figure 2-3 broken ribs, punctured lung, and broken coccyx.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 5:36 pm

Are thinking cap batteries low?

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:32 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 17, 2020 3:29 pm

I figure 2-3 broken ribs, punctured lung, and broken coccyx after her brother gets done with me.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:33 pm

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CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:40 pm

Rodger that, Kid!

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:36 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 5:53 pm

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French Taunter
French Taunter
  Muscledawg
October 16, 2020 6:25 pm
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  Muscledawg
October 16, 2020 9:38 pm

Uh Oh, is Cameltoe making a comeback?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
October 17, 2020 9:24 am

I didn’t know it went away.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
October 17, 2020 5:38 pm

Toed gaposous.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:36 pm

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Nocte_volens
Nocte_volens
  nkit
October 16, 2020 7:31 pm

I hope that’s an optical illusion.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Nocte_volens
October 16, 2020 9:26 pm

You and me both

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Nocte_volens
October 16, 2020 10:58 pm

The right lens, the right angle, and suddenly a steep incline gets ridiculous.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:37 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:08 pm

BLTnator

French Taunter
French Taunter
  nkit
October 16, 2020 6:26 pm

Free chest spreader with every order.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 3:01 pm

Food porn; “I did her on the kitchen table”.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:41 pm

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Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:40 pm

Spank you very much

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 16, 2020 6:56 pm

Amnesty for these two illegal aliens!

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:41 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
October 16, 2020 4:42 pm

Darwin Awards contestant – Motorized Retard Division.

French Taunter
French Taunter
  nkit
October 16, 2020 6:27 pm

EY! Watch ‘is!

Lingam
Lingam
October 16, 2020 3:42 pm

Regarding the spiders in Australia: In the late 1970’s when I was working in oceanographic research, I was on a research vessel off of Southern California. We were probably about 20 miles or more offshore, but definitely out of sight of land. It was a beautiful cloudless sunny day, with a Santa Ana wind blowing offshore. Then quantities of spiders floating on webs started falling out of the sky all over the ship. It caused a bit of excitement on the ship. There were spiders crawling around everywhere. So I think that it’s safe to say that this phenomenon doesn’t only happen in Australia.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:43 pm

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CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:43 pm

I don’t care what anybody says…. that’s funny.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:44 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:27 pm

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Thing in Room 101:
Thing in Room 101:
  Muscledawg
October 16, 2020 10:27 pm

What’s that drop of stuff on the side of her finger?

a9racer
a9racer
  Muscledawg
October 17, 2020 12:14 am

Plot twist. Not her finger

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  a9racer
October 17, 2020 9:26 am

Here’s the real plot twist…….she’s a lesbo. Maybe could be bi.

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  nkit
October 16, 2020 10:43 pm

Nice tan

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 17, 2020 3:08 pm

When legs become asses.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:44 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:45 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:49 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:32 pm

It’s a mini-me. Very intuitive training technique. I look forward to his breeding videos.

Machinist
Machinist
  Muscledawg
October 16, 2020 10:56 pm

You wanna rephrase that?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Machinist
October 17, 2020 7:52 am

Yes yes yes!!! ….his dog breeding training videos.

nkit
nkit
October 16, 2020 3:50 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
October 16, 2020 8:33 pm

Oh………about that breeding video……..I’d like to stand in for the pup on this one.