WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Breakfast Most Important Meal

At People of Walmart we enjoy giving the absolute best advice to our visitors. Today, we give you advice through a photo. So the next time your shirt, socks, and underwear are all in the wash strap on your overalls and head to Walmart. Why? Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Yellow Bananas

Banana Pronunciation: Long Yellow Things

Strange Vehicle

Strange Vehicle

Hail Satan Sign

Hail Satan Sign

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’d call those jorts “booty shorts” but I don’t think you’ve actually got enough back there to qualify that as a butt.

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I wish I had any idea what all was going on there cause I think I like it…maybe?

No wonder my Firefox runs slow! That’s it, I’m switching to Internet Explorer or Safari. They have to be less creepy!

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Do people not know white is see-through? Is it some well kept secret that I didn’t know I was privy to and everyone else is in the dark? I’ve done a piss poor job of keeping that secret, seeing as how I’ve repeatedly advised against white pants. Hell, I don’t even wear white underwear, doesn’t make sense.

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Well that is terrifying. Speaking of scary ass clowns, there will be a new generation of kids (and adults like me) absolutely horrified by clowns again thanks to Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story.

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♫ Ohhhhhh, You’re once, twice, three times a Walcreature. 

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 14, 2020 9:15 am

one of the few if any upsides to the whole covid thing, for me at least, is that i have not been into a wal-mart in almost 9 months now since i refuse to wear a mask.

yahright
yahright
November 14, 2020 9:29 am

It’s those full-size critters that always wear those spandex shorts or tight leggings. In this case, it was short shorts. It added tattoos to join the white trash club.

Doug
Doug
November 14, 2020 10:49 am

Lard-mart

suzanna
suzanna
November 14, 2020 10:56 am

I could not go beyond the first photo.