Many state governors are implementing holiday bans and restrictions. It can be tough to navigate all the rules and regulations, especially when they’re conflicting, constantly changing, and not even followed by the people who made them. So, we consulted with health experts and came up with this one easy tip to help you abide by your governor’s holiday restrictions:
1. Don’t. Resist tyrants and live your life.
(Please note for legal reasons this is satire. We would never advocate having friends and loved ones over, laughing together, sharing stories, eating great food, hugging your grandma, smoking cigars, playing backyard football, honoring traditions, showing gratefulness, or spreading cheer during the holidays during a pandemic. Definitely don’t do any of those things.)
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Thanks for this. I give the same “advice” as a suggestion to any and all.
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LOLOL
Ending the day with a belly laugh.
Just the best Ed. note ever.
Awesome advice!
I am not going to do any of those things. I plan to be miserable. And there is not a damn thing you or the governor can do about it!
That’s a great start. My suggestion to follow-up:
2. Zero-in any muskets which are not already zeroed.
Our family a total of 13 have all been sheltered or are working in the health care field . Since 8 adults in control of 5 children I think we can handle it with out any government advice ! TBP we will accept your advice with caution as necessary THANKS
Great when the Bee turns on itself and simply speaks truth.
Today the Nazi management in KY says you can’t have more than 8 total in a household for Thanksgiving. Are we going to have to have relatives park their cars at a local shopping center or mall, then have someone in the family pick them up and drive them to your house while they duck down until you drive into the garage and shut the door? Are we reduced to this type of stealthy behavior just to eat a lousy turkey? Yeah, I guess we are…… f’n Nazis.
They are killing all the JOY and BEAUTY in our lives.
Don’t do anything to ‘accommodate’ these insane edicts. If everyone would just STOP it would end that day. I’m doing my part.
It’s really just that simple but clearly, it’s not happening. Media.gov has done its job very well. I know some very “sane” people who just aren’t “taking unnecessary chances”. Very sad…
And most of all – give thanks.
Thanks, Admin. I find it simply hilarious that any American would take these hairball governors and mayors seriously. Really. Can you even imagine a family actually discussing this nonsense? I am fortunate to live in Florida where the governor just issues some platitudes about washing your hands and then ignores it, as I am planning to do. It is now clear that, one, the very elderly and sick are the primary victims, and, two, nobody knows how this crap spreads (if you want to do something useful, open your windows – and how about seriously cleaning the air conditioning air ducts across the entire country?). Enjoy your turkey and don’t drink and drive. This last will save more lives than Covid 19 will claim over the weekend.
I know people that are. I know people that a requiring a Covid test from their family members before they can come over. It is NUTS NUTS NUTS.