WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Is it poop?

Is it poop? What do you think?

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Star light, star bright, I’m thinking about shaving your head tonight. Let’s go folks, we need to know: “Who wears it better?”

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While I am all about Despicable Me and the Minions, I smartly choose to express my odd adult fan-hood with them in the comfort and privacy of my own home.

I’m just assuming your tattoo artist stopped halfway through that tattoo, realized he was in the wrong line of work and quit the profession forever.

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Considering men will pretty much stick their penises in anything, you better watch your tailpipe with a sticker like that…

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Your butt looks like it should be working on the highway at night with that bright ass vest it has on!

I’ve heard of driving like shit but not driving with shit.

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Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Old Toad of Green Acres
Old Toad of Green Acres
December 5, 2020 12:55 pm

I wanna puke.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
December 5, 2020 1:24 pm

Almost everything wrong with America, in just a few photos…
Norman Rockwell would be heartbroken….and furious…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Saxons Wrath
December 5, 2020 2:16 pm

Here’s another photo to add to the photo album documenting the demise of the empire.
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 5, 2020 2:14 pm

Reeses just needs to stick with the cups. Those are indeed how the christmas trees look – like turds. If Caddyshack were made today and took place in the the proximity of Christmas, this is what would have been floating in the pool (sorry, spoiler alert).