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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 9, 2020 12:21 pm

A fairy tale to help the children understand the world today:

Little Red Biden hood was skipping through the green forest of money trees,
on his way to his grandmothers house.
What Little Red Biden hood refused to see, (even though it was available on video) was that his grandmother had died in a nursing home, and the person he would eventually visit, was a transvestite from China called Xi, who sat in grandma bed, waiting for little Red Biden Hood.

When LRBH finally got to his grandma’s house, he noticed that Grandma was intently watching the videos on a laptop, when Red Biden hood arrived for her visit.

“My grandma, what big eyes you have” said Red Biden Hood
“all the better to see how this saga of Chinese influence will end” said grandma XI

“and my what big teeth you have” said Red Bidenhood
“Yeah, it’s a genetic thing, however we have a vaccine that can modify genes now” said grandma XI

“well, I have only a few years left on this planet, and I need to leave a legacy” said Red Biden Hood
“Your legacy, it will reflect on all your words and deeds, over the last 50 years” said grandma XI

“Come on man, that is not what I am talking about, and you know it” said Red Biden Hood

“what I know, and what you think you know, are vastly different things,
in fact, I own you, you little bitch, and you will do what I say, when I say it. said grandma XI

it was at this point, that little Red Biden Hood realized the error of his ways, a whole life time of gifting and riding on the backs of others, had made him a weak person, so weak, that he basically admitted that he was not able to even tie the laces of his own shoes, and so Red Biden Hood did the only thing he could,
he bent down, got on his knees, and begged the evil prince to give him an easy out.

And so this is how we all began speaking Chinese as our second language in America.

TimothyS
TimothyS
December 9, 2020 2:04 pm

I love the way Canada has managed a nice two step to side-step Charter rights to free movement. They are discussing plans for the government to issue “vaccination certificates” and allow businesses to require the pass. I would assume they get more latitude in their operation if they require it.

You’ve got to admire the sheer sliminess.

Zipr
Zipr
  TimothyS
December 9, 2020 2:20 pm

Might be able to order extra cards from ………China

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Zipr
December 9, 2020 3:05 pm

yes, the fake vaccination ID certificate business is going to be booming.

long fake IDs from China.

PS China is the primary manufacturer of all the fake IDs in the US, used by college kids. The reason this loop hole exists (legal to buy fake IDs as “Novelty items”) is due to legislators like Chuck Schoomeister who has both hands out whenever he is working his career.

“the intelligence community has 6 ways to Sunday to get back at people who do not suck deep state cock as good as Adam does, boy he’s a real mench”

nkit
nkit
December 9, 2020 4:42 pm

Which one is more ignorant and are they related?

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Cynthia or Hank?

Dave Huff
Dave Huff
  nkit
December 9, 2020 5:41 pm

The black one…..

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
December 9, 2020 8:31 pm

Pardon my ignorance. Is that Guam Hank?

nkit
nkit
  Fatman from Oz
December 9, 2020 9:35 pm

but, of course