‘We Must Follow The Science!’ Screams Actor Who Believes Xenu Dumped Frozen Aliens Into Volcanoes And Exploded Them With Bombs 75,000,000 Years Ago

Via The Babylon Bee

LONDON—While filming the next Mission Impossible movie, an actor who believes Xenu stacked frozen aliens around volcanoes and then flew Douglas DC-8s over them to drop hydrogen bombs and blow them all to smithereens some 75,000,000 years ago shouted at his crew for not wearing masks and not listening to the science.

“We must listen to the science, do you understand me!?” shouted the man who follows the idea that a space lord alien dude came to Earth, then known as Teegeeack, part of a sector called the Galactic Confederation, and blew up a bunch of his people, which transformed them into thetans. “I’m sick and tired of all the ignorant beliefs going around this set! Come on, man!”

“Alright, I’m off to go clear some clusters of thetans off my body,” he said, referring to his belief that the volcanoed, bombed aliens transformed into metaphysical creatures called “thetans” and now attach themselves to humans, and then must be cleared through a process that involves meditation, introspection, and giving the Church of Scientology millions of dolllars. “When I get back, I want everyone to be following…”

He left a dramatic pause here.

“… THE SCIEEEEEEENCE!!!”

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24 Comments
musket
musket
December 18, 2020 8:56 am

First class horse’s ass and his movies suck…….did I forget anything?

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  musket
December 18, 2020 6:11 pm

His ex-wife likes to have sex with Negroes.

Llpoh
Llpoh
December 18, 2020 9:07 am

Anyone that crazy has to be either a Mormon or a Scientologist.

Cow Doc
Cow Doc
  Llpoh
December 18, 2020 9:15 am
Ken31
Ken31
  Cow Doc
December 18, 2020 9:30 am

I just skipped through that to see the blond chicks tits.

Walter Johnson
Walter Johnson
  Ken31
December 18, 2020 10:52 pm

Mmm hmmm!

Cow Doc
Cow Doc
December 18, 2020 9:13 am

That’s F’ng funny I don’t care who you are!

yahright
yahright
December 18, 2020 9:28 am

In our “free” society, you can’t even debate the effectiveness of masks or people start screaming.

realestatepup
realestatepup
December 18, 2020 9:28 am

While this rant was totally unhinged, he did it because he is part of the elite class that must perpetuate the fear mongering of Covid-1984
Which is utter BS because if Tom Cruise wanted something, then I am quite sure Tom Cruise would get it. I cannot imagine a world where the Manchurian Mannequin would shut down the set because of a lack of social distancing or no masks.
Which leads me to believe this probably was very staged and leaked on purpose to show how “serious” Tommy is about Covid-1984.
Tom no more believes this nonsense just like I am quite sure he doesn’t believe one iota of the idiocy his so-called church pumps out either.
Cruise is a top-echelon money producer for them, and his status as a celebrity brings in other celebrities as well as other rich morons.
The Scientologists are power players in Hollywood, and what they say goes.
This church is just a big churn-and-turn operation to line the pockets of the people running the Scientology show and nothing more.
Oh, and for free labor via the Sea Org where people pledge themselves for life.
L. Ron Hubbard was a total crackpot but also a foxy bastard that knew rich people would be easily parted with their money to feel better about themselves.
Total cult, just like Keith Raniere’s ESP program.
Stupid rich people.

BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
  realestatepup
December 18, 2020 1:26 pm

Or Werner Erhard’s EST BS.

Ginger
Ginger
  realestatepup
December 19, 2020 6:26 am

L Ron Hubbard was a disciple of Aleister Crowley. He also was part of the Order of Oriental Templars, along with John Whiteside Parsons, who he might had murdered for Parson’s wife and fortune. Both Parsons and Hubbard were involved in the Babalon Working, or a ritual to bring about the appearance of the Whore of Babylon.
These people are not a cult but satanic.
Charles Manson was involved with the O.T.O., and that group is still around.

Suds
Suds
December 18, 2020 9:42 am

Would have been great, if one, just one set worker had the stones to stand up to such a petulant, egotistical little man, and tell him to go pound sand.
Another Mission Impossible sequel?
Gonna crash and burn, Mav.
You can’t handle the truth.

Bob P
Bob P
December 18, 2020 9:51 am

Where’s the nearest volcano to dump Cruise into?

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
  Bob P
December 18, 2020 10:26 am

Pay attention Bob, it needs to be a 75 million year old volcano, near an old airfield that only flies ancient DC-8 , powered by the more fuel-efficient CFM56-2 high-bypass turbofans.
(according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the “Galactic Confederacy”)

Sorry about that outburst Bob,
I will now get very quiet and introspective, as I meditate with Xenu

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 18, 2020 11:20 am

Very possibly the world’s number one, most qualified insufferable pantload.

BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUCKED/BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
December 18, 2020 1:24 pm

My brother works in the movie industry . He said that Cruise and Jim Carey are two of the biggest turds in Hollywood, followed closely by Dr. Phil and Donald Southerland.

When he did the Ray Donavon show he said that John Voight was one of the nicest folks. My mom wnet to one of the tapings when they were in Vega. She and a couple of friends were sitting at a table having lunch when she heard a voice say, ” Y’all look like my age,can I join you ” ? It was John Voight. She told him that he had worked with my deceased stepdad on the film, ” Deliverance “. He asked who was your husband ? She said Big Mo’ . John told her, “My God he was a big man . He was 6’5” and 350 pounds.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
December 18, 2020 1:53 pm

And just how is this satire?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 18, 2020 2:17 pm
Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
December 18, 2020 5:19 pm

Wasn’t he also the same guy who publicly shamed Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants to treat her severe post-partum depression that made her suicidal?

barbarossa58
barbarossa58
December 18, 2020 6:59 pm

Must be hell on the cameraman for the group shots when everyone is six feet apart; how are you supposed to tackle the bad guy?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 18, 2020 7:20 pm
Walter Johnson
Walter Johnson
December 18, 2020 10:51 pm

Working for a little fellow is almost always difficult, even when he doesn’t have a fake ‘religion’.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
December 18, 2020 11:03 pm

So much to unpack here…

Let’s say it’s just a put on to promote the movie- people aren’t exactly ling up at theaters anymore, are they? If it was, I’m not sure how making yourself look like a gigantic douche in order to promote one movie benefits either his movie career or his audience appeal. A big part of why people like him is because he has always come off like a slightly odd, but generally nice guy. And remember, movies are his side-gig. He’s the second in command of one of the biggest grifts . You think this kind of behavior is good for recruitment efforts? Attend Tom Cruise’s Anger Management Seminar today! I thought the whole point of scientology was to increase your theta preceptics, not look like you’re on a flakka bender. He makes Bobby Knight look like the Guatama Buddha. Th.e whole create a scene to draw attention to your movie schtick is pretty thin gruel

I think it’s genuine for a couple of reasons. The movie business is in the toilet- at least the level where Tom Cruise is at. Movie theaters are an artifact of a bygone era and they are never coming back except as a novelty experience. Everything people watch will be in their homes and streaming services will gladly make 20 movies to fill their roster and keep eyeballs glued to screens for the same price you’d have to finance for 102 minutes of Tom Cruise. And he seems like he’s smart enough to grok that. His comment about being on the phone at night with producers and insurance companies sounds like he’s under serious pressure to make sure his project doesn’t get shut down by “officials” or be shaken down for even more bribes (we are definitely waist deep into Atlas Shrugged territory in regards to government corruption) lest they make it impossible to complete. His repetition of the same threats showed a lack of preparation, in other words, he wasn’t reading from a script and if he was supposed to be it would have been perfect. His reputation as a consummate professional is well known and he sounded like his emotions were definitely overriding his reason and poise. I love how the entire episode is delivered through a face diaper, all loud and soft at the same time. I can imagine him standing on a fruit box to look even more menacing to the trembling grips and best boys hovering around the craft services tent. And all the yessirs, yessirs was especially telling. They believed him and you could hear it in their voices.

And here’s another point everyone seems to have missed; if they’re all so concerned about Covid, what the hell are they doing shooting on location in Italy of all places? Isn’t that the Hiroshima of Covid. Do they have no sets in the US?

The arrogance of it all.

Call me crazy but I think this entire Covid hoax is beginning to have a profoundly negative effect on people.

I’d hate to be Cher’s housekeeper.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 19, 2020 12:20 am

Just another cheap, in-your-face anti-Xenu hit piece.

Hail Xenu!