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High five, Bitch.
Back atcha, Turtle.
We fucked em over One Mo Time.
Senile traitors.
Target rich environment.
No masks = Check
No social distancing = Check
No party other than the Uni-Party = Check
Transferring the wealth from the middle class and small businesses to our cronies and corporate sponsors = Oh H*ll YES, Double-Check!!!
Shit met fan.
Can you believe we bought off the public for $600 each. Next time let’s do $200.
Next time, in their (dubbed as historic, in a positive way) $3trillion+ bill, will be some BS spiel about how ‘they’ can’t afford to give the people any direct money.
the two corrals of sheep actually think that we represent them
Bwahahaha! Winning!
theOtherDan
Smell my arm pit Mr. McTurtle and then punch yourself in the face. I’ll always be the Queen Bee
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.
” Take it easy Drunk Nancy i got enough bruises “
“Not a dimes worth of difference.”
Mitchell projecting a false sign of his self perceived phallic virility,
as Pale Horsie projects where her right bosom used to be,
before the alcohol accelerated the sagging.
“Fooled ’em again, didn’t we, Josie?”
“I reckon so, boy.”
Here’s to being on “opposite” sides. Mwahahah
Uselessness in action.
Lets virtue signal
Derp
“Turn it up till the music blows
Boom, boom, boom, now strike a pose
Let me see ya get tipsy
Get loose, gettin’ frisky
Baby, lemme see ya favorite move
Break it down, lemme see what you can do
Ugh, ugh, do si do
Ugh, ugh, do si do
Ugh, ugh, do si do”
(& somewhere, EC smiles)
Think I will take up line dancing.
“Come a little bit closer
You’re my kind of man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I’m all alone
And the night is so long”
“Mitch! Don’t fist-bump me so hard! My teeth might fall out!!”
“Ok, Nancy. But, it looks like you have pubic hair on your chin.”
“Indeed, Mitch. That’s what happens when you get plastic surgery 69 times.”
The TORTOISE and the WHORE…errr HARE.
How octogenarians have sex?
DC’s version of cage fighting.
the wearing of the green
gives my skin a dull grey sheen
could anything be finer
than my lipstick made in china?
bumping elbows in the hall
mitch give your wife a call
we signed the bill they made
its time for lemonade.
You can’t see it but Nancy’s left hand is “cupping his junk”. Ahhh!
One more time, together: “but my shit don’t stink”.
One Ruler After Another
woman to man
not Jane nor Tarzan
no teeth, no chin
the macabre doth grin
elbow to wrist
they almost kissed
belly to belly
marching to machiavelli
nobody can say
what’s at play
house to senate
who is to ken it
power to run
each has fun
a long goodbye
but an end is nigh