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This is Healthy? Cosmo Rings in the New Year by Promoting Obesity | Not the  Bee

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Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
January 4, 2021 9:12 pm

My LORD. Stucky, post another effing T&A article! My eyes are bleeding.

Stucky
Stucky
  Articles of Confederation
January 4, 2021 9:30 pm

lol lol

They’re all gonna lose weight one day and be very sexy. Trust me on that. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself on an island this Feb 27th one one of those two-ton beauties.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Stucky
January 4, 2021 10:02 pm

Well, my father told me Gus’s Three Rules when I went to college:

1. Go ugly early.
2. If she doesn’t meet your standards, lower your standards.
3. No chick is ugly with your dick in her mouth.

I suppose that was his 33 years of Army talking.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Articles of Confederation
January 5, 2021 12:04 am

Q: What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?
A: They are both a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you doing so.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  Anonymous
January 5, 2021 11:30 am

Remember #3 in A of C’s post.

Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
  Anonymous
January 5, 2021 10:05 pm

The bigger the cushion the better the pushin’?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Articles of Confederation
January 5, 2021 12:07 am

Q: What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?
A: They are both a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you doing so.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
January 5, 2021 5:55 am

It wasn’t as funny the 2nd time.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Muscledawg
January 5, 2021 10:11 am

Bouncy! 🙂

A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
  Muscledawg
January 6, 2021 9:38 pm

It’s always funny.

Apple
Apple
  Articles of Confederation
January 5, 2021 6:44 am

#3 for the fucking win

The only cure for resting bitch face

Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
  Apple
January 5, 2021 10:06 pm

Spit or swallow?

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  Articles of Confederation
January 5, 2021 12:03 am

War is Peace…
Freedom is Slavery…
Obesity is Healthy…
Two Minutes of Hate incoming shortly…

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
January 4, 2021 9:15 pm

I hear the wise words of Dean Wormer from “Animal House” in my head:

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

Joe
Joe
January 4, 2021 9:16 pm

You’re going to need a 50# sack of flour to locate that wet spot!

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  Joe
January 5, 2021 11:32 am

Were you in the navy?

Stucky
Stucky
January 4, 2021 9:33 pm

Beauty is skin deep. But ugly goes right to the bone.

Someone should show these fatfuks what their INSIDES look like …. all that visceral fat wrapped around their vital organs. Yeah, right … that’s really healthy. The stupid, it burns.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Stucky
January 4, 2021 11:43 pm

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing “We are Family.”

Yo momma so fat when God said “let it be light,” he told your momma to move.

Yo mam’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Mygirl....maybe
January 5, 2021 12:55 am

Yo mama so fat when jumps up into the air she gets stuck.

Stucky
Stucky
  Mygirl....maybe
January 5, 2021 7:49 am

Thanks, Mygirl, for helping me start out this sad sad day (Ms. Freud died one year ago today) with a good hearty laugh.

Ghost
Ghost
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 7:52 am

(((Hugs)))

Stucky
Stucky
  Ghost
January 5, 2021 10:19 am

Thank You.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 12:51 pm

Ah, Stuck, I remember and extend my condolences again. It never stops hurting, it just hurts less as time passes. Count me in on the hugs…xoxo

Stucky
Stucky
  Mygirl....maybe
January 5, 2021 12:59 pm

“It never stops hurting,”

Yup!

Thanks for the hugs, and thoughts.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
January 4, 2021 9:42 pm

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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
January 4, 2021 10:13 pm

How those bovine beauties manage to put on their yoga pants is simply a conundrum/miracle for Auntie.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Auntie Kriest
January 4, 2021 10:23 pm

WD40 and a two story drop

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Cow Doctor
January 4, 2021 11:57 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  Mygirl....maybe
January 5, 2021 3:52 am

OMG. It is funny because it is true. Thanks for the laugh.

Stucky
Stucky
  Auntie Kriest
January 4, 2021 11:44 pm

I wonder how they reach to wipe their hoo-hoo after going pee-pee.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 12:12 am

They use the bottom buddy or else some of these other clever devices….

How to Wipe Your Bottom (When You Can’t Reach)

For the obese Australian there are these handy devices…

Looking for Bottom Wiper Aid in Australia: The [BEST] Wiping Aid for Obese in Australia

Ken31
Ken31
  Mygirl....maybe
January 5, 2021 3:54 am

I find peace in that it shall all one day end.

Machinist
Machinist
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 2:51 am

Toilet Brush?

Ken31
Ken31
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 3:53 am

I was purposely not wondering that. You are an asshole.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 4, 2021 11:48 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
January 5, 2021 8:34 pm

Titania McGrath on Twitter… Well at least she identifies being Not White

New Year’s resolutions for a better world:

• Burn all books by white authors to prevent fascism.

• Decolonise haberdashery.

• Amplify straight lesbians and trxns womxn of colxr.

• Remake “Schindler’s List” with an all-black cast.

• Close the gender menstruation gap.

This “human” is a waste of oxygen, education and Hope for a better future

Pat
Pat
January 5, 2021 12:16 am

No different that a man identifying as a woman. Obese and unhealthy identifying as a thin and healthy. Cmon guys, get with the times.

Machinist
Machinist
January 5, 2021 2:57 am

The human foot is an engineering feat (no pun intended) and marvel.

Ken31
Ken31
  Machinist
January 5, 2021 3:57 am

I always thought cat feet were neat. And Horse feet are pretty interesting. I also always thought it creepy and gross to want to be a podiatrist.

Maybe it is pretty interesting. And gross.

Ken31
Ken31
January 5, 2021 3:49 am

Obesity does not guarantee hypertension, diabetes, or heart and vascular problems. It does guarantee joint and back pain that will encourage behaviors that do.

Apple
Apple
January 5, 2021 6:43 am

My sister in law started a self help “business” with the core concept of “stop hustling for happiness”. Her cringe worthy methodology is this: stop trying. Be happy. Eat what you want. Dont diet. Stop trying at work and coast. Do the minimum. And she was making a serious living doing this nonsense on line and in person, to include travelling the world to do talks, before covid killed it. Best part…she got her “coaching” certification from the ‘school of essential oils’. I shit you not. Find her on facebook under stop hustling for happiness. Read the bios of the poor women who follow her. Its a feedback loop of desperation that could only be fixed by a strong man and a serious fucking.

Stucky
Stucky
  Apple
January 5, 2021 7:44 am

“My sister in law started a self help “business” with the core concept of “stop hustling for happiness”.

Aaaaand …. here’s her theme song. Weird thing is …. I kinda like that song.

Stucky
Stucky
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 7:46 am

I think Bob Marley does it better.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 10:30 am

Bob Marley was amazing. Most covers naturally irk me. Although there are a few exceptions like GNR. They did fantastic covers of Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door, Hair of the Dog, and Black Hole Sun. I saw them do BHS…amazing!

RiNS
RiNS
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 12:07 pm

….

Rupert Smedley Hepplewhite
Rupert Smedley Hepplewhite
January 5, 2021 6:43 am

I feel sorry for their furniture.

Montefrío
Montefrío
January 5, 2021 7:59 am

“This is Healthy”?

That is disturbing.

realestatepup
realestatepup
January 5, 2021 8:15 am

Part and parcel of the Gates Multi-part Plan for Demonic World Dominion
Obese women have a much lower chance of achieving pregnancy and more complications during pregnancy
Obese women live shorter lives
Obese women tend to give birth to children who go on to become obese themselves
Obese women tend to have physical disabilities that prevent them from work or severely curtail their ability to work full time, which in turn keeps them on the dole
Women who have children on the dole tend to perpetuate more women who grow up and have children on the dole, which in turn increases violence, crime, drug use, and death at an early age.
Obesity=decrease in population.

RiNS
RiNS
January 5, 2021 8:27 am

Methinks this neu fat craze is GREAT!

This Cosmo article is the Final Solution.
The joys of Socialism at work once again.

Stick a fork in these harpies…

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/37-women-before-and-after-third-wave-feminism/85648010/

It’s a WIN-WIN!

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
January 5, 2021 9:03 am

This is all about making these whales feel good about themselves. Homo’s run most of the magazines like Cosmo so they have no idea how real men think. They actually believe they can run this gibberish and “convince” men that these pigs are attractive. These women – being women – eat it right up, along with gallons of butter pecan ice cream. News flash, fatties. Normal men gag at the sight of fat chicks. As a person who has spent much of his life surrounded by the svelte and beautiful ladies in Latin America (check out the Miss Colombia pageant sometime) I retch when I see these tubs of lard. The very thought of rolling around with one of these hogs…makes…me…..puuukkkke!

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Southern Sage
January 5, 2021 10:35 am

You and I ran around downrange in the same locales. Colombia – even Bogota – surely must be the most beautiful nation. They formed long lines at the Embassy wearing their best clothes just to get into America. And I swear they all spoke 2-3 languages if they were in hospitality. But that was 20 years ago, before 2020; now, smart Americans would LOVE to escape to the jungles forever. LOL

Baba Looey
Baba Looey
January 5, 2021 9:48 am

Food shortages in 2021 are going to solve the obesity epidemic. Probably cull the population too.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
January 5, 2021 10:11 am

Those fatties’ gynecologists need scaffolding to do their check ups.

Stucky
Stucky
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
January 5, 2021 10:20 am

… and an Elon Musk Boring Machine to tunnel through the fat.

Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
Diaperless in NH ILuvCO2
  Stucky
January 5, 2021 10:12 pm

Now THAT is just disgusting! Go club some cute racoon with a 2X4 will you?

musket
musket
January 5, 2021 10:44 am

Just think…..in 30 or 40 years you’ll be paying all their healthcare……

Johnny Hooker
Johnny Hooker
January 5, 2021 10:57 am

Goyim cattle must be fattened before the slaughter…

Doug
Doug
January 5, 2021 11:10 am

Oink oink.