WASHINGTON, D.C.—Today in the nation’s capital, Congress was set to begin counting electoral votes, but was stopped by a group of Trump supporters storming the Capitol building.
“Congress was trying to count the fraudulent electoral votes and steal the election, but we stopped them just in time,” said protestor Ganther Buggo as he propped his feet up on Nancy Pelosi’s desk. “We’re in charge now!”
The protestors then invoked the little known 29th Amendment of the Constitution that says the first person to storm the Capitol while Congress is in session and stand there triumphantly shall become the next president of the United States.
According to sources, the mantle of leadership has been placed upon a guy wearing a really cool buffalo hat, since he was the first person to make it to the front of the room and strike a triumphant pose while waving the flag.
The newly elected buffalo-hat President will be announcing his cabinet members next week. Biden congratulated him on his victory and then fell back to sleep.
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At this point, selecting random homeless people to serve as our elected officials would be an improvement.
WTF is her point? That the proles still have freedom to travel?
He is part of the antifa group bused in to “storm” the capitol after the capitol police let them through the barriers.
Who is this guy playing? Lets Auntie guess:
Nasty Pelosi? Nah, too cis-gender het-male.
(Up)Chuck Schumer? Nah, too cis-gender het male.
Mitch “Yertle” McConnell? Nah, too much chin while being a cis-gender male.
I kind of like the paleolithic look for leaders. This chap is a leader. Fabulously fashionable too. Auntie gather he rather likes an actual demonstration. Do we think he could go berserk? The politicians should be aware that it is the Normies who might decide to go berserk on their sorry, if not treasonous, asses.
His shall be an icon associated forever with The Day America Stood Still (c).
Once Buffalo Springfield Man takes office, I look forward to the rest of the various Village People(s) assuming their rightful positions of power and influence….whereupon we will have four years of dystopian political gridlock and daily musical theater….
“Cuz it’s fun to stay at the YMCA….”
Buffalo Springfield – and it is fitting for what went on in the District of Corruption today.
“What a field day for the heat….”
Seems like the only actual “violence” that occurred was was the killing of a white woman.
There’s a man with a gun over there
Telling me, I’ve got to beware…
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