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The bartender looks up and says, “Get the fuck outta here”.
Blind patron sitting at the bar says to bartender “You cooking fish in the back?”
Patriots
I miss him already…..
It was Hillary.
Thank you
Same thing happen to Harpy in Iraq I believe.
No shit…and everything is “Otay!”
Where is he?
I that a spanner? Waldo wants to know.
Well, he got a good rinse, anyway.
He?
that will buff right out …..
Bless you, sir.
Now sneeze again!
The momentum transfer to that one guy made ALL the difference.
That ass is the size of Texass. Yuck
The whoreish graffiti totally wrecks the sculpture.
Tramp stamp? No, tramp dictionary.
Much better
“Spanky” to the rescue.
Another feral slag with “fashionable” tough stickers.
Tattoos on a woman is like putting a bumper sticker on a Ferrari….
On the finger, not the nose. Good girl.
Tatoo, right inside forearm. it can be overlooked.
NO, it can’t.
Well, after looking down the menu, I still can’t decide, so I guess I’ll take one of each.
for here or to go?
Gett’n a chub.
I grew up within walking distance of this dealership. Now I wouldn’t go back there if you paid me.
I want this for breakfast . . .
..and, one more, for dessert.
But…it’s not Sunday morning????
So skip the maple syrup (sorry HSF) but don’t forget the whipped cream
Set me up for lunch and dinner with her mother or a sister…
this for lunch . . .
After last Friday I will never get to enjoy that again
It just jumped right out in front of me.
and this for dinner.
Midnight snack. What a day!
That’s more than just a snack.
I’m sorry….what was the question again?
Hey honey, while you’re in the frig can you grab the whipped cream?
It appears that she likes displaying her snapper
Two snappers are better than one, especially red ones.
reminds me of the old joke about the blind man and the fish market….
Good morning ladies.
I’d like to Group Her.
One fish , two boobs, blue fish, red , ah nevermind.
Ok, I’m stumped nkit, what is that, never caught either of those.
Let’s see a cat do that
Hero
Really…..$15 an hour? Fuck you.
This is what the gubbamint threat of $15/hr does – (un)intentional innovation. More the gubbamint dole, all planned.
The result:
12? 13? Seriously?
It is a tasteful photo. She is a picture of innocent beauty.
Not very attractive chewing those nails…
First time I’ve ever wanted to lick a shadow.