U.S.—The Biden Administration is hard at work putting together a vaccine passport program that will help society more effectively separate the good vaccinated people from the bad, gross, scary unvaccinated ones. To make things super convenient, vaccinated individuals will be given the opportunity to tattoo the passport’s 2D barcode on their hand or forehead.
“What a great idea!” said Jibby Tillygoober, local vaccinated man. “Now everyone will know I’m completely safe to be around and it’s virtually impossible for me to get them sick! Wow! I’m such a good person!”
Those who refuse the vaccine and passport will be prohibited from buying or selling anything. They will also be barred from select businesses such as restaurants, planes, gas stations, banks, grocery stores, and most Chuck E. Cheese locations. They will also be cast out of the city limits and stoned to death, and their homes and crops burned to the ground for good measure.
In spite of some naysayers, Biden defended the vaccine passport program, saying: “Now to go around… well, anyway, uh– real simple for the kiddos in the, uh, how– ahhh, I shouldn’t say that. So, gotta go now!”
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I imagine in the clown world it’s harder and harder to write satire, they succeeded this time but they sounded like real news a few times before and if I remember correctly they even had an article “We give up” on the subject.
Kinda’ like a “tramp stamp” for imbeciles…..
And its so much more convenient than having to carry around your passport or phone. LOL
Hurrah!
Auntie has been waiting for this innovative implementation for, let’s see now, nearly 2000 years.
You are nearly 2,000 years old??
Somedays it seems that way.
And one like this would have great future applications:
Innovative!
Is it live or is it memorex? Can’t tell reality from fiction anymore.
https://odysee.com/@EJOK:c/WIN_20210314_16_57_13_Pro:f
Fantastic news! Do we have to purchase the handbaskets separately?
I understand I’m correcting satire, but it’s “in” and not “on” with respect to your right hand and forehead. See Rev 13:16 KJV
Don’t worry, Jason. The Evil Fuckers will make sure the imprint/chip/ way-cool quantum dot tattoo goes “in” to whatever surface (hand or forehead) that shall be utilized.
Yep. It (the tech) already exists. Just a matter off when they’ll be making it available: and then mandatory. The micro-needle patch w/ bioluminescent scannable “ink.”