WOKA COLA

It’s actually been over 35 years since the “New Coke” debacle almost broke Coke.  I think we should help them finish the demolition now.

I recommend the company’s oldest competitor:  RC Cola (Also from Georgia!)

https://www.mashed.com/232292/the-untold-truth-of-rc-cola/

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

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Stucky
Stucky
April 5, 2021 7:35 am

Think about this every time you reach for a Coke …. and that includes RC Cola.

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Still drinking? May I suggest you might be a fucken moran?

👻 (ghost)
👻 (ghost)
  Stucky
April 5, 2021 7:46 am

Don’t forget the aspartame in diet soda!

And HFCS…

AL Tru
AL Tru
  Stucky
April 5, 2021 8:10 am

” Oxymaroon “

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Stucky
April 5, 2021 11:00 am

Actually all of these would be better (yes, a relative term) if they actually had sugar versus HFCS in them. I know of a restaurant that specifically sells only Mexican sodas including Coke because they contain no HFCS and because they have become so popular.

starfcker
starfcker
  MrLiberty
April 5, 2021 12:06 pm

Actually, New Coke was one of the great corporate okey-doke triumphs of all time. Phase-out Coke, substitute with foul-tasting new Coke, but the public start howling, let the public win, bring back the old Coke, only this time with much cheaper high fructose corn syrup instead of cane sugar. Enough time had passed that the general public didn’t even notice the change in taste. Suckers.

Machinist
Machinist
  MrLiberty
April 5, 2021 1:16 pm

The “United States” pay more than double the price on the world’s market for sugar.
Read about the Fanjul brothers, their immigration to America, their sugar (caña de azúcar) empire…

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Machinist
April 5, 2021 5:35 pm

I am not sure this is correct, but I am going to go out on a limb here and say the high sugar prices are likely related to ethanol. That is just a wild ass guess, though.

Edit: nope, I was wrong. It seems it has to do with import restrictions and tariffs allowing a handful of big producers to pillage the market.

Remo
Remo
  Stucky
April 6, 2021 2:07 pm

Remember Jolt soda?
“With real sugar and twice the caffeine of those other sodas” was their slogan.

TheAssegai
TheAssegai
April 5, 2021 8:03 am

Before you drink another one of those containers of poison, eat a doritos or open a package of the items displayed at the check-out counter may I suggest you read Michael Moss’ book ‘Salt, Sugar, Fat – How The Food Giants Hooked Us’. This stuff has been engineered to the Nth degree for addiction, and it is poison. The reason ‘you can’t eat just one’ is because of the addiction engineering.

musket
musket
April 5, 2021 9:14 am

I quit drinking coke products years ago as the taste degenerated into something much akin to dishwater it was so thin and tasteless………

Very happy with A&W Root Beer and Creme soda now…….

And if corporate America wants to paly games then bring it on…….

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  musket
April 5, 2021 11:01 am

Sadly, even those have HFCS rather than beet/cane sugar.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Ghost
April 5, 2021 2:24 pm

“what the hell is in the rest of them?”
some colas have aborted baby parts,don’t remember if it’s coke or pepsi–

TheAssegai
TheAssegai
  TampaRed
April 5, 2021 4:24 pm

Tampa it is called Senomyx and it is in many products. The list changes because of producers responses to boycotts and so forth, but it is surprising where you will find it.

I'm the Man on the Silver Mountain
I'm the Man on the Silver Mountain
  Ghost
April 5, 2021 6:29 pm

“Real sugar” is called table sugar or sucrose.
Sucrose is a natural polysaccharide composed of a glucose + fructose bond. High fructose corn syrup is a processed sweetener high in fructose perceived to be sweeter than table sugar. Many don’t know or can’t tell the difference. HFCS is cheaper because it is derived from plentiful corn and not imported sugar cane.
Like the label “organic” it is all a misleading, rigged marketing game based on making a profit from uninformed consumers.

JIMSKI
JIMSKI
April 5, 2021 12:26 pm

Question.

Where do ” woke ” people eat and where do they buy it? I mean shit I need a playbill to keep up. It seems every company is going to do something that you do not agree with and you must cancel them. Now with silence = viol/ all bullshit never mind. I was going to interject logic onto a conversation where it does not belong……

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Ghost
April 5, 2021 1:09 pm

South Africa is a very progressive place.

I'm the Man on the Silver Mountain
I'm the Man on the Silver Mountain
  Auntie Kriest
April 5, 2021 6:32 pm

…and getting better every day.
Just ask ANC. 🙂

falconflight
falconflight
  I'm the Man on the Silver Mountain
April 5, 2021 10:03 pm

Winnie luvs her sum Necklacing….

Jdog
Jdog
April 5, 2021 1:11 pm

I will never purchase another Coke product for the rest of my life.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Ghost
April 5, 2021 10:00 pm

Did you know Fanta is Nazi cola? Coca Cola of Germany couldn’t get the cola syrup to make it, and the guy who ran it and his chemists came up with Fanta, which was made from apple and sugar beet peelings. Right after Germany surrendered, Coca Cola sent their representative to meet with a director they hadn’t talked to in four years. They were amazed at how much money they had made during the war.

TampaRed
TampaRed
April 5, 2021 2:35 pm

i saw the title & thought the article was going to be about coke & other corps who are attempting to bully georgia b/c of their new voter law–
even though the article is not about that, i’ll go ahead & put this here–think about it b4 you watch anymore broadcast sports–
the company who broadcasts mlb games in china is the same one that is bullying the nba b/c a team exec supports hong kong’s freedom protesters–
mlb has just renewed their contract despite knowing about the chicom broadcaster’s tactics–

https://dailycaller.com/2021/04/03/mlb-all-star-tencent-china-daryl-morley/?utm_source=piano&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2360&pnespid=07g0r.9XXB2Nn9m9wY181ZD2tElHNMhDZiad4nke

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
April 5, 2021 9:49 pm

Whatever regular soft drinks used to be, it all went away after they took the real sugar out and stuck corn syrup in place of it. I haven’t cared for it since then.
On the other hand, I’m old enough to remember cyclamates, and it was far better than regular saccharine and all of the other ones since then. Many diet drinks made with that stuff didn’t taste that bad. I figure someone big wanted it done away with because they couldn’t control all of the money made from it. It’s legal to sell in most countries.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
April 5, 2021 9:54 pm

Coca Cola is in a situation not unlike that of NASCAR. Both are from the South, and have managed to piss off their fans. NASCAR viewership is supposedly off 50% since their little garage-pull pissy fit, and off a total of 75% since 2009. I suppose we shall soon see how bad Coca Cola cut their own throat, and it will be…….sweet, indeed.

falconflight
falconflight
  Coalclinker
April 5, 2021 10:05 pm

They may have pissed off their fans, but the proles Need to have all those kultural things.