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18 Comments
Georges S
Georges S
April 29, 2021 1:30 pm

Thanks for the belly laugh

Freddy Uranus
Freddy Uranus
  Georges S
April 30, 2021 7:28 am

Even worse is the old, fat, balding fuck who lets his hair grow in the back so he can have his pony tail, driving his convertible “Vette”

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
April 29, 2021 1:56 pm

I bet he was the a star athlete in HS.

I give the side bolster on that seat about a month of that before blowing out.

The dealership: What happened to the seat?

Me: I don’t know. I was just riding along and ….

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
April 29, 2021 1:58 pm

If it was a convertible, they could get him out with a crane.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
April 29, 2021 1:59 pm

So very dignified.

Stucky
Stucky
April 29, 2021 2:00 pm

AWD would have had some choice funny things to say about that fatfuk.

Georges S
Georges S
  Stucky
April 29, 2021 2:34 pm

Can I be a trans-fat??? I mean I’m in fairly good shape, borderline skinny but I don’t get any privileges so I just wonder.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Georges S
April 29, 2021 10:01 pm

Trans-fat
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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
April 29, 2021 2:18 pm

This would be considered a “better” chick/lady magnet as the discriminating & fit bikini set prefers this type of style.

https://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2008/posillipo-technema-120–3512035/

Georges S
Georges S
  Auntie Kriest
April 29, 2021 2:35 pm

You seem to have very inexpensive taste.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Georges S
April 29, 2021 2:51 pm

Only the best for Auntie, Georges (when possible and affordable). Only going around once on the great carousel so must try to be, do, and have the very, very best.

Best to you.

Georges S
Georges S
  Auntie Kriest
April 30, 2021 2:16 am

Thank you, best to you too.

motley
motley
April 29, 2021 2:57 pm

Here’s the real punch line … what Sven said … is true! If that guy’s wallet is as fat as he is, we’re talking babe city.

Jason Calley
Jason Calley
  motley
April 29, 2021 3:48 pm

“If that guy’s wallet is as fat as he is, we’re talking babe city.”

I am reminded of a cartoon I saw years ago. It shows a rather scrawny guy in a bar and there are multiple beautiful women literally hanging onto him. The guy is wearing a tee shirt that reads “I have a 4 inch penis but make $250,000 a year.”

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
April 29, 2021 3:04 pm
ASIG
ASIG
April 29, 2021 8:26 pm

Ah – No – there’s only so much a car can do.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
April 30, 2021 5:43 am

I probably be in the same boat.
Not due to fat, but arthritis.

Rossa
Rossa
April 30, 2021 7:18 am

BMW i8. I’m a bit surprised it’s still running. Most of them are now expensive electric bricks, like the driver. BMW stopped making them last year.