WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris has been hit with a possibly lethal dose of laugh gas, most likely at the hands of the Gotham supervillain the Joker. Harris was spotted having a fit of uncontrolled laughter — horrifying everyone around her — a sure sign of the toxic gas the Clown Prince of Crime is known for.
Medics are at the scene trying to calm Harris down, but she is unresponsive, simply laughing in everyone’s faces. And the area has been cleared in case the Joker is still nearby and could dose someone else. We will keep you updated as more about Harris’s condition is known and for any more information of what could be the Joker’s next target.
UPDATE: It was a false alarm. Harris has not been dosed with the Joker’s laughing gas at all. A reporter asked her about the horrible conditions at the border and the number of children locked up there, and that question is what caused her to lapse into a hysterical fit of laughter. Though frightening, her staff assures everyone that is perfectly normal for her.
As for the Joker, he is currently locked away in Arkham Asylum where he assuredly will spend the rest of his life and never bother us again.
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If Dementia* doesn’t finish his term due to dementia …. a real possibility,no? …. then Da Cackle Ho will be President of the United States.
That should scare the ever loving shit out of you.
But, it should be a boon for Babylon Bee writers.
This is how deranged people who have no public accountability act. They are laughing at us and about what succors that we all are.
Suckers?
The B3RG* and their tools intend us no succor but their torments.
If there ever is a movie that calls for a female version of the insane Joker, I think we all know who would be perfect for the part.
You of course realize republicans haven’t moved to remove him. People might say cuz then Harris would be in, they don’t have enough votes, etc.
however a lot of dirt would come out, suck the life out of the plandemic, and lots more.
I don’t hear these great republican governors or the so called conservative talkers asking for it either.
The Ho and the bartender (AOC) together certainly have more teeth than the rest of the Dems combined.
Her gleaming sperm white smile is impressive, you must admit.
Nevermind how these two miscreants became P and VP…how the hell did they win the nomination? The geriatric retard alzhiemer’s patient was fourth in the primaries and his descendant of slave owners whore running mate was despised by even the most liberal voters. “Superdelegates” aside, how is this in any way related to “democracy?” Deals were made, votes were fabricated, and the last chance for the human race was decimated.