KEYSTONE, SD—Racial equity and advocacy groups are celebrating today after the announcement that George Washington’s face will be removed from Mount Rushmore and replaced with a likeness of civil rights icon George Floyd.
State and federal authorities confirmed today that the demolition will begin in August, with hopes to have a fresh carving of George Floyd taking its place by next spring. In a compromise with Republicans, authorities are letting the first name of “George” remain unchanged.
“We are overjoyed,” said BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors from the balcony of her new three-story seaside villa in the Bahamas. “George Floyd has done more for America than George Washington could ever dream of. I mean– what did Washington ever do? Wear a wig and have bad teeth?”
“This will be an everlasting monument to the integrity, wisdom, and pure angelic goodness of Saint Floyd– the man who saved America by giving us an excuse to dismantle it.”
“We are also overjoyed,” said Bob Three Eagle, a Sioux Nation Tribal Council member. “Mount Rushmore stands as an everlasting symbol of the theft and desecration of our lands. But if our land and memory are going to be desecrated, we want them to be desecrated by George Floyd– the hero of the oppressed.”
Nancy Pelosi has announced she will be at the unveiling ceremony to offer up a prayer and thank George Floyd for dying for the cause of justice. They will then play music as the citizens of South Dakota collectively face the monument and bow down before it.
Democrats hope this change will be the first step to replacing the remaining faces with likenesses of Malcolm X, Joseph Stalin, and Karl Marx.
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How is this satire?
Because if it wasn’t , if it was true to what they are planning the rest of those mean white guys would be gone as well.
Stalin and Marx are not people of color and have no place on this monument. Che & Mao would be much more fitting
With the leftists, I think you can get a waiver on race if you’re able to kill 20 million people or more.
Actually, some of Malcolm X’s ideas were quite antithetical to the current victimhood and oppressed nature of the black community. That is why they had to kill him. Al Sharpton would make a better substitute…..or even Jesse Jackson (who was likely a co-conspirator in the MLK assassination).
Malcolm X is mostly vilified for naming the Jew. I mean that is the reason. Of course the tactics was to smear him in mass media for other things.
He called the cops an “occupying force”. I didn’t believe him back then. I do now.
https://alt-right.com/2018/11/15/new-york-times-jews-guilty-of-white-nationalist-accusations/
DDS attack on this page
Lincoln needs some more criminal company on there. Although, no negro could achieve the depths of evil Lincoln did.
The Babylon Bee is usually 6 months ahead of reality
The patron saint of fentanyl…..
Patrice Cullors (BLM) is personally responsible for the deaths of more black people than anyone else in the US. The Klan should make her an honorary member. Whether it was Ferguson (and St. Louis) or Baltimore or – after George Floyd – most of the nation, the rioters made clear that they hated the police. Everywhere you seen BLM tagged on a building you also see “Fuck 12″ and ACAB”. “De-fund the police” became the leftist mantra. I’ve never been a cop sycophant, but you can’t do without cops. Cops saw where things were going, so they’ve quit, retired or called in with PTSD in record numbers. Minneapolis and Atlanta are each down close to 25%. Minneapolis is now under court order to hire enough officers to reach the level required by the city charter (good luck with that!). Even the liberal county sheriff here (who unseated the former moderate sheriff) has admitted that Minneapolis doesn’t have enough cops to maintain order. The story’s the same throughout the country. Fewer cops means more crime -especially violent crime. This is not rocket science. Murders are up ~ 30% nationwide in the 12 months following George Floyd’s death compared to the prior 12 months. And of course, most of those extra murder victims are black. Really, the Klan should make her the Grand Wizard.