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Leah
Leah
July 9, 2021 6:48 pm

That’s clever. Wish they had it pre-pandemic. Still would have been red for the most part. Never green.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
July 9, 2021 6:52 pm

They forgot grey for “NPC/had my soul surgically removed”

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
July 9, 2021 6:53 pm

Babylon Bee?

You hug someone in the office and your toast.

The black ones would be the “Back the fuck off” lanyard?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Just Thinking
July 9, 2021 7:24 pm

When I worked in an office, if a female co-worker had a nice outfit on, I might say, “That’s a nice dress.” I never said, “YOU look nice.” And I rarely if ever said the outfit looked nice ’cause No. 1, I don’t care, and No. 2, who wants to even have the perception of being some weird “Office Lothario”?

Leah
Leah
  Just Thinking
July 9, 2021 7:46 pm

If you’re a guy and you hug someone in the office, you’re most likely toast. Women hug, even if they’ve only known each other for “five minutes”. It’s baffling, and I’m a woman.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Leah
July 9, 2021 9:04 pm

Power is not baffling. The answer is known by Red Pill philosophy. Women don’t like Red Pill philosophy.

Renegade #1, Episode 94 “Women Want To Destroy Us !(MGTOW).”

https://en.wikimannia.org/Alpha_fux,_beta_bux

Leah
Leah
  'Reality' Doug
July 9, 2021 9:28 pm

I’m a woman and you are a man so you can think in generalizations, but you don’t get to say how my brain works. This woman does like redpill. It has absolutely nothing with destroying man. Fuck that shit.

Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (soon to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Leah
July 10, 2021 2:33 am

you don’t get to say how my brain works

I wasn’t aware of anyone who knows how a woman’s brain works.

teo toon
teo toon

Yeah, but only women have the power to know how a man’s brain works. /s

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  teo toon
July 10, 2021 9:05 am

Men’s brains work? Who knew?

Ken31
Ken31
  Leah
July 10, 2021 1:49 pm

MGTOW is just feminism for men.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ken31
July 10, 2021 11:45 pm

MGTOW wouldn’t be that bad if we didn’t know the enemy was trying to keep us from breeding. It’s what animals do. Go be bachelors until you can take over a herd. Or go stomp on some other species. The End.

Feminism on the other hand contradicts the natural order.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  'Reality' Doug
July 9, 2021 10:54 pm

Poor baby, rough being an incel isn’t it?

Leah
Leah
  'Reality' Doug
July 10, 2021 1:39 am

One of Beck’s songs led down this road.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 9, 2021 6:59 pm

They need a gray one for, “Sorry about that, I am red-green colorblind.”

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  Anonymous
July 9, 2021 7:23 pm

And rainbow ones for “I enjoy reach-arounds”?

Ken31
Ken31
July 9, 2021 7:24 pm

Men would never do this.

Leah
Leah
  Ken31
July 9, 2021 7:47 pm

For the most part. Have seen some touchy handshakes.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
July 9, 2021 7:29 pm

Just like the good old days….
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
July 9, 2021 8:23 pm

YES, ridding your country of fifth-column Jewish Marxist filth with an established history of genocide of White Christians WAS a good thing.
Thanks for reminding us.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
July 10, 2021 11:48 pm

Where are all the regular jew-stars? Has the holocaust already succeeded?

It’s almost as if…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
July 9, 2021 7:32 pm

Tie it and wear it like this to absolutely get your point across:
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Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  MrLiberty
July 9, 2021 11:16 pm

A garage door pull?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
July 9, 2021 7:36 pm

“OK with touching, but I get to say where….”

Stucky
Stucky
July 9, 2021 8:10 pm

Speaking of offices, I’ve been watching, for the first time, The Office the past couple of weeks.

I watch it because it is so goddamned awful. I know, weird. The jokes are grade school level and rarely funny. Their soul-crushing jobs and little cubicle fiefdoms is probably what hell is like. But it’s the characters! One is more loathsome, shallow, back-biting and despicable than the next. And it seems everybody is fucking everybody, sometimes two at a time. Oh, wait, maybe that’s why I watch it. How in the fuck that trash won awards is hard to fathom.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
July 9, 2021 8:18 pm

I assume you’re talking about the American version. And, of course, you’re right, it’s crap.
The English version– which it is based on– is more tolerable.

Leah
Leah
  Anonymous
July 9, 2021 8:35 pm

The American version tried to mirror the English version in the first season. Didn’t totally fail. Only when the writers veered off in later seasons, did it become something else.

flash
flash
July 9, 2021 9:06 pm

I like Hazard Yellow for stay back 1000 fag.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  flash
July 9, 2021 11:06 pm

I have taken to carrying a tissue and blowing my nose around people. I fake a hacky little cough, sniff, blow my nose and sniff and clear my throat. This has been very effective in keeping people away from me so I don’t really need a color coded ribbon. No one offers to hug me, shake my hand or even stand in the same room where I am. I also hum and make plocking noises with my tongue while staring off into space while scratching idly at my arms.

falconflight
falconflight
  Mygirl....maybe
July 9, 2021 11:38 pm

Resistance can take many forms. Good job!

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  Mygirl....maybe
July 9, 2021 11:40 pm

I go “OOOOOwwwwwwwOOOwww!” while I criss-cross my legs and hop up and down when I encounter large crowds near the section of the Pharmacy where anal aids (pun intended) like Preparation H are located, acting like I’m frantically searching for the large tubes.

You’d be amazed how quickly you can get your prescriptions filled directly thereafter.

Cornhole Jones
Cornhole Jones
  Mygirl....maybe
July 10, 2021 4:04 am

Thank you for your service.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
July 9, 2021 10:18 pm

What color is for “I fucken hated all of you before this nonsensical scamdemic and I hate you color coded cunts even more now than before?”

Blue for balls.

ZFG, out.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
July 9, 2021 11:01 pm

What color is for “I fucken hated all of you before this nonsensical scamdemic and I hate you color coded cunts even more now than before?

Puce.

Leah
Leah
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
July 10, 2021 1:57 am

Blue is too peaceful. Whatever the answer, I’d be wearing.

Hail HOrtler
Hail HOrtler
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
July 10, 2021 11:52 pm

White squiggly one a black field, it takes out any confusion.

Just my opinion though

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
July 9, 2021 10:22 pm

Be sure to stand extra close to the red lanyards when talking. make them feel part of the team

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
July 9, 2021 11:13 pm

The idiots forgot the lavender lanyard for those LBGTQUPIBN+ wishing to have something a little more intimate during a toilet break. Swack.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
July 10, 2021 3:58 am

The dumbfuck that came up with this is probably into “safe” words.

A Dolphin Haydn
A Dolphin Haydn
July 10, 2021 8:05 am

thank God almighty i am now retired, or i would be tying somebody up with those colorful lanyards probably and then out on the street after my release from jail…

fujigm
fujigm
July 10, 2021 12:38 pm

They’re missing the black one.
“Come near me and I’ll kill you.”

Quite clear why I never worked an office job….