U.S.—In a brilliant move, Governor Greg Abbott has tricked dozens of Democrat legislators into leaving Texas. This is leading other governors across the country to ask Texas for advice on how they can get Democrats to leave their states as well.
“Arizona is a beautiful state,” said Governor Doug Ducey, “but it has one problem: it’s full of Democrats. Is there some way we can just get them to—I dunno—leave? Why can’t they live in California or Cuba, or somewhere they’ll fit in better?”
The governor of Georgia has also stated he will be flying to Texas to learn all of Governor Abbott’s secrets to making Democrats go somewhere else.
“We hope to follow the great example set by Texas,” said Georgia Governor Brian Kemp. “Democrats have this nasty habit of destroying their states like a plague of locusts, turning it into a burnt husk of death and decay, and then moving to another Republican state to feast on the prosperity built by higher quality people than they’ll ever be, then importing their depraved and inhuman policies as they consume all the wealth and happiness of the state like some sort of demonic chupacabra, until they finally bring a once-great American state to its knees, drowning in a cesspool of poverty and corruption, at which point they spread their locust wings and fly to the next state… what was I talking about? I can’t remember. Oh yeah—how do we get Democrats to leave?”
At the time of publishing, 32 other states have announced comprehensive “make the Democrat politicians go somewhere else” plans, which they hope to have fully implemented by the end of this year.
According to reports, Texas is now a blissful and prosperous utopia, only 12 hours after Democrat lawmakers left in their private charter plane.
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Then the people need to demand no more lobbyist, no gifts of any kind for any elected official or government worker, if we do not make this demand heard now, it will(is) to late.
As long as the federal government is spending 4 – 5 Trillion every year, there will be those who pay to get their share of the spoils. If the spending ever goes away, the lobbyists will have nothing to lobby for.
The pic on CTH showed that empty seat full of beer. Someone’s photo-editing.
Ducey is a sack of crap as well. Lousy RINO!
If Texas legislators can’t handle these Democrats misfits, then they are “too short for this ride”. Say publicly that if the misfits don’t come back to the Texas Capitol forthwith, they will not be allowed back to vote on anything the rest of their term. Or simply vote without them. Do something already! If Texas “Red” doesn’t have the backbone to do this while in the majority, then Texas is already lost.
they left so that the rep.s will not have a quorum–
the governor has said that they will be arrested upon return since it is against tx law 4 an elected official to be awol–
Upon return, the misfits will not be arrested nor dragged to Austin to establish the needed quorum.
May God deliver America from the rule of masculine women and effeminate men.
Amen.
I think I see 4 of ((them)).
actually wip,
those guys don’t look as much like ideologues as guys who are thinking they are gonna get laid–
let’s get nekkid baby–