Another Funny Friday opportunity for you very funny people to come up with some funny stuff. Poster with most up-votes gets a “Lifetime Exemption” from the Shit Shot. Second place gets an “I Love Fauchi” tee shirt. Third place gets a blowjob from Hillary. (DON’T come in third!!)
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Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You’re cool (Stucky), I’m out.
Sexist bastard! What makes you think that only a guy would come in 3rd place??? Or a trans woman?? Or a unicorn with Pride stripes? You owe all the ladies (and trans men) an apology.
Just ask Huma if Hilary likes to go down on women.
4th place gets TWO BJs.
Fauci to Clinton: “Hillary, I’m telling you, you don’t need to hire hit men. Just give the folks you need removed the vaccine.”
BTW, if I get third place, my dog will be happy to accept my prize.
I pity that poor guy in the center, he looks just exactly like the plucky extra in one of Joe Stalin’s pictures —you know the one right before you get shoved into the memory hole.
Fauci:
“Listen, it doesn’t matter what Bill keeps telling you, a foot is actually about this long.”
I’m sorry, which one is which?
Maybe too obvious, but …
“Hillary, my dick is this much bigger than Bill’s!”
My “gain of function” research means my ass can take a shlong this long
THIEF!!! You’re stealing my nom de plume!!!
Pick another one.
Ok, didn’t realize it was taken. I’ll come up with something else
You can have my second prize, maybe you can use it for a target at the range
Fauci: I’m telling you kids, I’m this close to controlling the world.
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
Same thing we do every night Pinky; try to take over the world!
…and his member was about this big – even bigger than yours, Hillary – you are starting to drool, Warstache…
She’s gettin’ fat……
Fauchi: “Sorry Hill, I only stup little girls with asses this big”. or
Fauchi: “Don’t worry. The SS guy behind me has his eye on your negro strap-on playmate and won’t let her get within this close to your big ass in public”.
“A Traitor, Probably a Traitor, and a Traitor Walk Into a Bar”
Of course, it’s only treason if you have naive expectations about how life works.
“But Your Ass Is This Big”
Hillary: ” Does this outfit make me look fat?”
Fauci: “Well all I can say is that it’d take a dick this big to access you from behind.”
Look, we tell them its a bioweapon when its just the flu. When the whole things over it’ll be like Trump wasn’t even here.
As of 9:15 PM
— 1st place, Doc
— 2nd place, Francis Marion
— 3rd place, Trapped In Portlandia (start unzipping your fly, Mister)
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Voting ends at Midnight
Hillary looks like she eats those Twinkies for fun.
The chance of coming third and the resultant “Prize” has made me a definite None starter on this… Eeewwwww.
Life time shit shot immunity VS Hillary blow job.
That’s why people gamble. Is the reward worth the risk? The Big Game.
Dear Lord, kill me now.
what’s wrong w/getting a bj from hilldog?
weren’t any of you ever drunk & desperate in a bar at closing time?
Yes. But never THAT desperate. I’d rather meet up with Rosy Palm.
you’re in a disco & it’s closing time,the hottie you tried to hit on just left w/some other guy or a bunch of her girlfriends–
you’re tanked & horny,and a younger hillary walks by–
“would you like to dance?”
FINAL RESULTS
Francis Marion (15 pts) gets the Lifetime Shitshot Immunity card
Doc (11 pts) get’s the I love Fauchi tee shirt,c
Trapped In Portlandia (10 pts) gets a BLOWJOB from Hillary!! (You may NOT substitute your dog!! Why do you hate your dog??)
My dog says he is going to bite off my dick if I don’t let him get a BJ from Hillary.
” I talked to satan today, he told me to say ” Hi ! “
Dr. Farce To the Hildabeast : Yes we can make you a man . Your dick will be this big…much bigger than Bills .
Fauci..”My nose grew this long”
“Yes Mrs. Clinton, I can reduce the size of your hughjass to this!”
Fauci: Rat. Big fucking rat, with a cock this big.