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Happy Friday… 😊
and to you also, sir.
Just got here. Thanks nkit!!! What a face!
That was for you, amigo..
Thank You!!
You think this is impressive? You should see me pull up all my fat.
The reason he tore his rearview mirror out of his car.
The reason I’ll starve before I Uber
What’s most impressive about this is how long his arm is.
This one is basic FX but still neat. 🙂
Just wait a few more months, Joe, and you’ll finally lose the 2020 election.
He’s probably lost right now.
Probably?
That’ll teach him to try towing Rosie O’Donnell.
Grandma killer! This evil person needs his memes monitored and deleted! He needs to be deleted! Questioning the narrative is dangerous!
Just buy a 20-mile extension cord, idiot.
That only works if you are not in a California blackout at the time.
wait till they start filling trash bags before a hurricane
One, two, three sucks. Three tootsie pop sucks to get to the middle of a sticky situation for Bob.
stop video chatting with your boyfriend during work hours
Mother: “Oh! Are you all right?”
Father: “You spilled my beer, moron.”
You surprised me. Do that again so I can get my teeth ready.
The world wants to know, “Is Charles is ruddy because he’s so frustrated that the royal old hag just won’t die or because he’s holding back a really big turd?
bad batch of adrenochrome
He went right after Killary, she took the best
The downvote is a clueless moron.
Which one of those medals is “For living like a king yet never had a job”?
All of them.
Just what the hell did he do to get a chest full of medals???
He popped out of his Mom’s uterus first.
He never saw any combat, but he did do a fair amount of training with the British military. And he managed to look like a dork doing it. Here is a photo of him doing his parachute training. I think his helmet should read “P of S”.
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So…participation medals?
He was too chicken-shit to participate in the Falkland Islands War with Argentina,
Harvey, something just measured 5.9 on the Richter scale.
With a face plant like that, I hate to see what grows from it.
I own a Yorkie mix who embodies that attitude
Looks like the intro the the cartoon show “Bluey” that my grandkids watch.
Foul bitch
As long as her tongue is long enough, she don’t need no man.
Now that’s the most lady-like thing I’ve seen all day!
If she got stuck in that position I would not lend her a hand..a tongue perhaps.
or a zuccini.
Some photos of hot babes are indeed hot…and some just ain’t.
Better yet, the whisky is made from corn, so there’s two vegetables. Round it out with a cranberry cocktail and apple cider for dessert, and we’re really talking–or rather slurring.
Whisky is of wheat. Bourbon is of corn. Don’t worry, we’ll let you stay.
edit: gin is of the devil
Sal, I found out the hard way, Americans call Bourbon whiskey.
I had a guest, she asked for whiskey, I gave her an 18 year old Highland Park.
She spat it out and drank Wild Turkey instead.
Fucking Philistine.
‘Twas your fault — she asked for whiskey, and you gave her whisky!
And both are grains, not veggies.
So one year it was me and a couple other marines stuck by ourselves for thanksgiving. Wild Turkey is disgusting, even if you like whiskey.
The Edn.
Southern Comfort is even worse
My thumb just came.
While I was reading the comments above, I could not see the bottom of the GIF and was hoping the censorship standards had been relaxed.
I don’t think this is what Louis Peraino had in mind when he asked Linda Susan Boreman, aka, Linda Lovelace ,”show me what you’ve got”.
Reading it to my wife, she stopped at the “eating out of …” It’s a dog!
I can see how a woman might listen to that more critically.
Seen this before.
Probably the most loyal and dependable bitch any of those men would ever find.
For the easily offended, “bitch” is a proper term for a female dog.
It’s also the proper term for AOC, Ilhan Omar, Killary, Tlaib and many more.
My bitch GSD is the love of my life, I even say that to my wife ( in jest of course, kinda).
Looks like she could use a turn in there, too.
Genius.
Glad to see you here.. I hope that you are well….and BTW, GO BOLTS!!!!
If I were driving that train, I’d now be turning on my wipers to remove the huge splotch from the window.
If I were driving that train…that sumbitch be cleaning out his shorts.
I wondered why my wife took so long to get a cup of sugar from him and came back limping.
But can he stick it where the sun doesn’t shine?
My brakes get smok’n hot in front of the nudie bars.
Ooooh!
Just flush you system with DOT5.1 and call it a good day.
Harold is so stupid he drives sideways and voted for Biden.
OOPS!!!!
You think that’s stupid, he got out of the ticket by telling the judge he identifies as a pregnant woman.
Yet another labor saving device thanks to the efforts of Cesar Chavez.
I wondered how they made “square meals”.
No.
That’s how they grow TV dinners.
“Fuck the cracker. Polly want a Blue Light!”
Is that a Can-ary?
Well it sure isn’t a peli-can.
He wants to drink tou-can, not one
I’m outa here, you big-mouth ass.
That’s how I felt when they stuck that swab up my nose.
ever had a vd check from a militant nurse???
No! That’s to the vd check.
Oh shit! Here I thought being possessed by the devil was the worst that could happen to me.
Oh, I guess she meant she loved hand solo.
“and she used it on Hunter”
So, why does my wife get upset when she tells me to go fuck myself and I do?
for now
No time, too busy getting fucked by “the man”.
It feels like I need my blankie.
Just what the world needs, another Windows app.
I think it’s more like google.
“Only a pussy can satisfy another pussy” coming a grade school near you.
Peeping Tom weenie.
Working dog for the blind.
It’s easier to buy one at Costco.
Oh, is that all it takes? Gonna go build me some jewelry!
A well trained guard will not leave his post.
I needed a dozen of these dogs.
Teach them to stock walls with studs as I layout and build.
Good boy! I just want to hug that damn dog.
Now, that is a stick!
Hunter pulling on his banana while watching smut on his phone.
That was ballsy.