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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:23 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:36 pm

That was more engaging than any soccer game I’ve seen.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:24 pm

Now let’s all imagine a 10′ barrel and a propane fed breach.
Now we’re talking excitement!

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 4:41 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
July 31, 2021 8:00 am

Ain’t that the fucking truth!!!!

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:23 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 12:04 pm

Those are cat items idiot.

Machinist
Machinist
  MrLiberty
July 30, 2021 1:21 pm

Tranny-dog.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
July 30, 2021 3:24 pm

When I was a kid, a tranny was a 4-speed Muncie.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 4:48 pm

Pet Supply, Walmart for dogs.comment image

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:24 am

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
July 30, 2021 11:39 am

That’s what she said

Mix
Mix
  Georges S
July 30, 2021 4:56 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Mix
July 31, 2021 12:09 am

wow man……..

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:24 am

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
July 30, 2021 10:36 pm

Gotta love them

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:25 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:39 pm

Dear Mr. Janitor,

It has come to our attention that you drew Mickey Mouse in some dust. Mickey Mouse is copyrighted to the Disney Corporation. Either erase it right away or pay us $14,000 for the use of our property.

Disney Lawyers

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 5:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:26 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:24 pm

She should paws now.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:26 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:27 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:26 pm

Hellova idea for skeet.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 30, 2021 4:33 pm

Just like the bezos rocket and all of the other satellites.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:28 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:27 pm

45, 33 1/3 or 78 RPM?

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
July 30, 2021 3:27 pm

Depends on the setting.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
July 30, 2021 10:39 pm

It’s what dudes do…
Especially when alcohol is present.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:29 am

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
July 30, 2021 11:41 am

No turtle soup for thee

Machinist
Machinist
  Georges S
July 30, 2021 1:29 pm

That’s a Union fish, just working for scale.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
July 30, 2021 3:29 pm

That was turtle scale.
The fish should have held out for 15% over scale.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:18 pm

Comments welcome…comment image

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Mix
July 30, 2021 5:39 pm

Put him on his back in the noon day sun in the Nevada desert and LEAVE HIM THERE.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
July 30, 2021 8:19 pm

On a fence post.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
July 30, 2021 10:40 pm

That’s some funny shit right there!
Hahahahaha

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:29 am

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
July 30, 2021 11:42 am

Zoophilia we must be in Hollywood.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 12:06 pm

Look at my new face piercings.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:45 pm

One thing I never wanted to do was French kiss a lion.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
July 30, 2021 8:28 pm

This is the result of the lion deciding you are tasty.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:30 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:30 pm

Cha-ching!

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:45 pm

One thing I wanted to do.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:25 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 31, 2021 8:07 am

Oh shit!!!! I just bit my tongue off.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:31 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:29 pm

Was that a rescue dog?comment image

nkit
nkit
  Mix
July 30, 2021 5:51 pm

Damn, Mix….that’s nasty…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
July 30, 2021 10:42 pm

Didja see those moldy chanckers all over that honeybun?.yuk

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
July 30, 2021 11:20 pm

No thanks.They’re yours…Have fun..

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 31, 2021 12:12 am

Grody

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:32 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:31 pm

Shadows on the wall.
The dog’s name is Socrates.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:32 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:33 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:46 pm

All the woke assholes are gunning for this coach’s head now, even though the lady said it was fine.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:31 pm

Not only said it was fine, it was her charge up technique!

Chinablue
Chinablue
  Bob P
July 31, 2021 3:09 pm

It jump starts the adrenalin, and once you’ve been hit you’re mentally prepped to respond.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:36 pm

I knew coach Berton’s dad, Mitchell.comment image

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
August 1, 2021 10:51 am

Imagine if that were the Squad

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:34 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:05 pm

He works for the IRS.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
July 30, 2021 3:32 pm

Not true.
They only take money that’s not theirs to begin with.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:14 pm

Bum fishin’

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:34 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:43 pm

To each, his own…comment image

Colorado Artist.
Colorado Artist.
  Mix
July 30, 2021 6:30 pm

Russian A-12 full auto shotty.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist.
July 31, 2021 12:26 am

pretty cool

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gregabob
July 31, 2021 12:09 pm

Awesome vid., Gregabob, thanks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 9:25 pm

Bullshit

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:35 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 12:08 pm

No, SHARPER!!!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 9:26 pm

Sushi knife.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 31, 2021 2:48 pm

So. Can you do hari kari with it for me?

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:35 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:37 pm

Misjudge the threshold, too slow, too low ,classic low stall spin.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
July 30, 2021 3:37 pm

Landing stall?
Or takeoff?
Either way, far too low to drop the nose and full throttle.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:51 pm

The US Air Force just graduated its first trans-man pilot/lumberjack.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:36 pm

Any landing you can walk away from was a good landing.

fujigm
fujigm
  clayusmcret
July 30, 2021 7:07 pm

Yeah. That tree probably saved his ass. Had it not been there, the plane would have rolled over landing on top; between the 100LL bath and the cabin crush alternative, he’s pretty lucky to have landed upright.

Machinist
Machinist
  fujigm
July 30, 2021 10:35 pm

The NTSB will call soon.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  clayusmcret
August 1, 2021 3:39 am

A great landing is where you can use the plane again afterward.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:00 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
July 30, 2021 10:46 pm

Fuck that shit!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:15 pm

Any landing you walk away from is a good landing.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:36 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:37 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:06 pm

Zot !

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 30, 2021 3:39 pm

Just waiting for that sticky tongue to suck out an eyeball.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:03 pm

Dinner.comment image

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Mix
July 30, 2021 10:48 pm

Gross

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:37 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:52 pm

Good to see some illegals are earning their keep.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:38 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:40 pm

Lipizzaner identity.
Too much screen time.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:11 pm

Friends with last week’s horse, “Flamer”.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:17 pm

Doggy dressage.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:39 am

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Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:41 pm

Darwin with two Oak Clusters

todd
todd

government goes to all that trouble making gas cans worthlessly safe and this darwin just bypasses is all with a water jug…wonder if you could get around gun laws in the same fashion.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
July 31, 2021 12:29 am

yep-we need Darwin Awards gradiations

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:40 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:40 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:08 pm

Dump-Truck

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
July 30, 2021 3:42 pm

Chinese dump truck.
Look at the huge monster behind it!

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:41 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:42 am

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
July 30, 2021 9:33 pm

Yeah, a bit photoshopped.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:43 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:43 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:43 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:44 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:55 pm

Next you’ll be showing me a gal with crabs.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 11:28 pm

f.f. never disappoints, physical or emotional.comment image

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
July 31, 2021 8:24 am
nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:45 am

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 30, 2021 3:43 pm

Where’s all the hot lib-tards out fishing and hunting?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  fujigm
July 31, 2021 12:34 am

killing animals for food is just too icky for ‘progressives’

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 31, 2021 12:31 am

mmm…slim girl with nice curves..

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:46 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:47 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 31, 2021 8:26 am

So, Mittens Romney is now putting his dog on the spare instead of the roof.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:48 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:49 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:12 pm

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 30, 2021 3:45 pm

Trust exercise.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:50 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:14 pm

Rachel Carlson was wrong.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:37 pm

demonrats eating America’s society.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:50 am

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todd
todd
  nkit
July 30, 2021 3:36 pm

unmarked speed bumps will get you everytime

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:40 pm

first responders keeping job security

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:51 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:15 pm

Oh deer.

fujigm
fujigm
  Machinist
July 30, 2021 3:46 pm

No.
Venison.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:52 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:16 pm

Randolph Scott he ain’t.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Machinist
July 31, 2021 12:36 am

That’ll learn ‘im

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:53 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 31, 2021 8:28 am

Guess which one’s the lesbian.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:54 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:20 pm

Miss Vivian Bales can ride my hog any time…..

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:55 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:55 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:56 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:44 pm

That mf got saved twice in one f.f.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:56 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 12:13 pm

Looks Oprah figured out how to go into space too. My apologies to all humpback whales that were insulted by that comment.

Cynicles
Cynicles
  MrLiberty
July 31, 2021 1:47 am

All the cool billionaires are doing it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 12:46 pm

where the flower pot?
Guess it’s time for the bypass, don’t forget your towel.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 1:58 pm

Those cloud whales are a real hazard for jets, but those eco-freaks won’t even let anyone harpoon them.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:46 pm

Flying whales are such showoffs.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:57 am

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Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:24 pm

Beef-sicle.
yuuumy.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:48 pm

Surf and turf food porn is kinky.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
July 31, 2021 12:47 am

in a few more years, if Gates has his way, you’ll be dream’in and masturbating to that photo

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:57 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 4:05 pm

What the hell is wrong with that corn and why isn’t the avocado pealed? Take it back and bring me beef.

Mix
Mix
  Anonymous
July 30, 2021 7:50 pm

Really?

Panama Red
Panama Red
  Mix
August 1, 2021 7:39 pm

marker