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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:58 am

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todd
todd
  nkit
July 30, 2021 3:39 pm

i think he said “fuck you it’s an original”

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:52 pm

After the ER, online.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 11:59 am

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:00 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:55 pm

Hey, look, “beef” for Anonymous 4 gifs back.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:01 pm

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Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:45 pm

Walt Disney and Charlie Chaplin maybe?

nkit
nkit

winner winner…4 comments back

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:57 pm

Early pedophile pics are rare.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:02 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 7:59 pm

Nkit making karen jealous.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:03 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:43 pm

Is there a Kindle version?

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
July 30, 2021 3:52 pm

Someone? Anyone?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:44 pm

Jacqueline Bissett?

nkit
nkit
  MrLiberty
July 30, 2021 5:56 pm

Yes, indeed, at the London Airport on 6-29-66.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
July 30, 2021 6:23 pm

Jaqueline Bisset.
Lovely beyond words.

Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
July 30, 2021 8:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:07 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 8:14 pm

But his ideas are still fresh…comment image

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:01 pm

Well, in the trucker’s defense, he’d have missed the light otherwise.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:51 pm

Got situational awareness?

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 8:16 pm

BOO!

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:11 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
July 30, 2021 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:03 pm

The Canadian Maple is a better bet.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:52 pm

Yeah!
And they make the best syrup!
(Ba-dum bum)

Remo
Remo
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:19 pm

Due to the price of lumber, wooden nickels are now worth $5

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 31, 2021 12:52 am

My Grandpa now says to take wooden nickels

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:03 pm

Fake news. Biden hasn’t made this much sense in years.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:53 pm

Joe Biden NEVER made this much sense.
FIFY

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:12 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 31, 2021 12:56 am
Georges S
Georges S
July 30, 2021 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:13 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
July 30, 2021 10:58 pm

The only thing I like about her are her luscious tits.

Doug
Doug
  YourAverageJoe
August 1, 2021 4:41 pm

Indeed. I would love to see Kyrsten Sinema (openly bisexual) oil-wrestle Alexandria. Would be so hot to see the prize round.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:05 pm

He was a giant insect inside by the fourth shot.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:15 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
July 30, 2021 12:36 pm

He wouldn’t know what it meant.

Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:48 pm

He’s not the president.

Doug
Doug
  Mr. Marvin the Shapeshifting Martian
August 1, 2021 4:43 pm

You got that right. Joe is just the senile puppet. I feel sorry for him. The true evil lurks behind the curtain.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 30, 2021 3:55 pm

You have to be the President to be impeached.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
July 30, 2021 8:45 pm

Apparently not – they tried to impeach Trump after he was out of office.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
July 30, 2021 10:33 pm

Oooo. Snap!
True that.
But that was the main argument against it (by wizened legal scholars), that he was no longer president.
So does impeaching him a second time tacitly acknowledge he was the real president?

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:09 pm

And the stupid people never stop yammering, which offends me, but I would never dream of interrupting when they’re making fools of themselves.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:57 pm

James Mattis: ‘It’s fun to shoot some people’
Yes, it will be.
Wait for it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 4:09 pm

They have it all figured out. They believe this because they are stupid.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 11:41 pm

All tyrannies rule through fraud and force, but once the fraud is exposed they must rely exclusively on force.
George Orwell

Georges S
Georges S
July 30, 2021 12:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:11 pm

Delta . . . masks . . . lockdown . . . vaccine passports . . . riots . . . National Guard crackdown . . . mass arrests . . . show trials. Am I getting close?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:48 pm

I think it’s 74,000, but still way more than the margin of “victory.”

mikgo
mikgo
  nkit
August 1, 2021 2:21 pm

aannnd one downvote…Hi Flim Flam you pile of flem….

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:12 pm

No! Teach your children right from wrong. You hold the knife like this.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:58 pm

You’ll never get them in the basement if they see the knife…

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 31, 2021 1:01 am

Option 2: Sawed off 12 gauge w/sabot rounds–that’ll slow ’em down some

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:14 pm

I demand one shaped like a tit! Scratch that; I demand a real tit!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
July 30, 2021 3:59 pm

If demands were like nuts,
or peanuts in butts…

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:24 pm

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Doug
Doug
  nkit
August 1, 2021 4:45 pm

Look at those hips…

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:25 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
July 30, 2021 12:38 pm

You should have save that one to Stucky

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
July 30, 2021 4:01 pm

Now you’re talkin’!
Put her on Victoria’s Secret runway.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  fujigm
July 31, 2021 8:47 am

VS is going to have to reinforce the platform runway b4 they let this land whale do the catwalk.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
July 31, 2021 1:04 am

nubile Nubian saggers

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 31, 2021 8:46 am

My eyes!!! MY EYES!!!!!! Some shit you just can’t unsee…

mikgo
mikgo
  nkit
August 1, 2021 2:23 pm

I only voted down cuz i m all out of flour!!!!

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:17 pm

Edit. Add:

We don’t want the fucking vaccine.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 4:12 pm

I still like that psychotic one that was going around. Seemed more fool proof.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
July 30, 2021 2:17 pm

Where?

zelmer
zelmer
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:55 pm

Sorry, that’s a bale and not a haystack…..

Mix
Mix
  nkit
July 30, 2021 11:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:29 pm

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Doug
Doug
  nkit
August 1, 2021 4:47 pm

Smooth and tight, just the way I like it

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:29 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
July 31, 2021 8:49 am

Looks unsatisfied.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 9:46 pm

I’m not voting until I get my Ginger fix.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:33 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
July 30, 2021 5:51 pm

Is that her mom…or even grandma?

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
July 30, 2021 9:48 pm

Is it possible to OD on this ? ………………. I’m gonna try. Thanks nkit.

nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
July 30, 2021 12:36 pm

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