Some clear thinking on Afghanistan

Guest Post by Simon Black

The King of Macedonia was only 21 years old in the spring of 334 BC when he led his army to the Hellespont strait in modern day Turkey.

The Hellespont was (and still is today) considered the geographical border between Europe and Asia. And the king was ready to invade.

According to legend, Macedonia’s young king heaved his spear through the air, landing it squarely on Asian soil. He then claimed the entire Asian continent for himself.

The king, of course, was Alexander the Great. And over the next decade he would assemble one of the largest empires the world has ever seen.

One of his most impressive military feats was how quickly he vanquished the Persian Empire; in fact Alexander was able to conquer all of modern-day Turkey, an area of nearly 800,000 square kilometers, in about 18 months.

Even by modern standards Alexander was lightening fast; his military genius was unparalleled, hence his moniker “the Great”.

But apparently Alexander the Great has nothing on the Taliban… which was able to capture nearly every major provincial capital in Afghanistan, plus the capital city of Kabul, in just one week.

Now, a skeptic might find it strange that an illegitimate government which has been in hiding for two decades possesses the most incredible tactical brilliance in the history of warfare.

But it turns out that the Taliban’s recent success has much less to do with their military capabilities, and much more to do with tragic western incompetence.

It started in December 2001, two months after the US invasion of Afghanistan. The bureaucratic geniuses at the United Nations had helped dream up something called ISAF, or International Security Assistance Force.

ISAF’s mission was to train the Afghan military and police forces in order to defend themselves and fight against the Taliban insurgency.

But most people on the ground knew it was a total farce. The US Soldiers who were deployed to Afghanistan in support of ISAF used to joke that the acronym stood for “I Suck At Fighting” because the Afghans were such poor quality recruits.

If you don’t believe me, watch this video of US Army personnel trying to teach Afghan recruits how to do… jumping jacks.

(Something tells me the Sergeant in that video is NOT surprised at all how quickly the Afghan military crumbled this past week.)

Now, in fairness, some of the Afghan soldiers turned out to be skilled fighters; most of those were grouped into elite units.

But the conventional Afghan units couldn’t be relied upon, which is why ISAF ended up doing most of the fighting against the Taliban.

(Another joke was that, at least for the Afghan army recruits, ISAF stood for “I See Americans Fighting.”)

It’s noteworthy that ISAF did not come from soldiers or generals. It came from a multinational committee of bureaucrats who sat around a conference table 10,000 miles from the front lines and planned out something that they knew nothing about.

Yet to add credibility to their plan, the bureaucrats brought in a bunch of mujahideen warlords to sign off on the deal.

(Little did the bureaucrats realize that these were the same warlords who were responsible for Afghanistan’s civil war in the 1990s.)

The warlords happily obliged, knowing they would be able to milk ISAF for countless millions of dollars and military resources to keep themselves in power and undermine US strategy.

ISAF was a bad idea from the start, practically by design. Bureaucrats wrote the policies. Politicians set the Rules of Engagement. Poll numbers dictated strategy.

And any objective assessment showed that it wasn’t working.

For example, after nearly a decade of war– plus hundreds of billions of dollars spent and an incalculable cost of human life and limb– the security situation in Afghanistan was so bad that President Obama increased the troop count to 100,000 in August 2010, up from 25,000 in early 2008.

ISAF will go down as the Microsoft Zune of military strategies– the quintessential failure of government bureaucracy throwing vast sums of money at a problem they don’t grasp.

(‘Zune’ was Microsoft’s answer to the Apple iPod in 2006; despite a massive budget for development and marketing, the product was so poorly received that many retailers decided to stop carrying it due to lack of customers demand.)

There are so many tragedies here. All the money spent, the accumulated debt, the lives and limbs lost, the civilian casualties… and for what purpose? So that the Taliban could take over tens of billions of dollars worth of US military equipment that the Afghan military abandoned?

Plus there are now thousands of local Afghans who served the US military as interpreters, administrators, etc., each of whom was promised a US immigration visa, especially in the event that the Taliban took over.

Yet according to an analysis by The Wall Street Journal, there are more than 20,000 Afghans who were promised US visas. But due to the State Department’s bureaucratic rules, it may take 12-18 months to process them. Most of those people fear they’ll be murdered by the Taliban before their visa is approved.

This is a pretty powerful symbol to people around the world– that regardless of what you’ve been promised, America will leave you to be slaughtered.

Then there’s the appalling level of incompetence and miscalculation in failing to anticipate this outcome.

It was only five weeks ago when the US president insisted that “the likelihood there’s going to be the Taliban overrunning everything and owning the whole country is highly unlikely.”

And yet it happened in a week.

Now, it’s difficult to blame the President for failing to predict the Taliban’s success; he surrounds himself with ‘experts’ who are supposed to figure these things out. And after all, we have to trust the experts, right?

But this is a pretty clear sign that, maybe just maybe, the experts are sometimes wrong.

Maybe the big policy ideas they come up with are designed for failure, right from the start.

And maybe when their ideas are proven to be failures, the ‘experts’ double down on their stupidity rather than admit they were wrong.

Afghanistan is a tragic metaphor for everything wrong with government… because we see these same mistakes over and over again.

I’m a West Point graduate who served in the military myself, so I take no pleasure in saying this– but Afghanistan is also a clear indicator of America’s decline, and a reminder of why it makes sense to have a Plan B.

You’ve probably seen the footage of countless Afghans swarming the airport in Kabul, frantically trying to find a way out of the country as the Taliban took the city.

These people sadly waited to take action until it was too late.

No rational person ever says, “I want to wait until disaster strikes before I take steps to protect my family.” And yet that’s what ends up happening most of the time.

We talk a lot about different elements of a Plan B– having a place to go, an emergency source of funds, etc.

But this is a great reminder that one of the most important parts of a Plan B is knowing when to pull the trigger… and not waiting until it’s too late.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 18, 2021 2:53 pm

Let’s see here. CIA. Cocaine. Afghanistan. Ah, the USA Government Trinity.

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
August 18, 2021 3:06 pm

Plan B – intentional opiate overdose with my wife.

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
  TonyBaloney
August 18, 2021 3:06 pm

If you or someone you love blah blah blah…

Quiet Mike
Quiet Mike
August 18, 2021 3:11 pm

Rules of Engagement negate any chance of winning a war.
Viet Nam, Iraq, Afghanistan weren’t meant to be won.
They were meant to enrich defense contractors and increase the MIC’s power.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
August 18, 2021 3:14 pm

“…he surrounds himself with ‘experts’ who are supposed to figure these things out.”

This would be civilian “leadership”, correct?

And they would be the ones supposedly directing policy?

But isn’t it the DoD’s job to implement that policy? With the safety and security of their own as a top priority.

Who “planned” the actually operational logistic part of the withdrawal?

Since there appear to be no troop casualties, did the DoD do just what was needed to get their people out and let the State Dept. take the fall for the rest of the mess?

JRB doesn’t control what the military does, anymore than Trump did so, why the sudden change in policy?

It would be interesting to hear someone address this.

flash
flash
August 18, 2021 3:22 pm

Biden did America a favor. Something Trump couldn’t find the balls to do.
The Pentagram is now actively importing the war against Christianity straight to the stereos of America and Europe. These treasonous dirtbags are not in the business of winning wars. Their job is to destroy our Republic using weaponized immigration i.e foreign invasion as the means to that end.

“Many First World countries, in an act of folly almost without precedent, have imported
4th Generation war by the literal shipload as they admitted millions of immigrants and refugees from other cultures.
Some of these immigrants and refugees will refuse to acculturate, often on religious grounds. Others might be willing to do so, but are arriving in numbers so great they overwhelm the acculturation process. These immigrants offer a base for Fourth Generation war on the soil of any country that receives them.”

William S. Lind and LtCol Gregory A. Thiele, USMC
4th GNERATION WARFARE HANDBOOK

Our Culture of Lying

Our Culture of Lying
Steve Sailer

August 18, 2021

Our Culture of Lying

Like the Wolverines in Red Dawn, the Taliban live there. Afghanistan might not be much, but it’s all they’ve got. Granted, Afghanistan is a crummy country with a comically awful culture. The revolution in ways of thinking that swept the West beginning in the 1200s has yet to arrive in much of Afghanistan.

But, for some people, it’s home.

“To climb the career ladder in modern America, you are expected to lie: about race, about crime, about men in dresses.”
In contrast, the Americans were always the invaders. Sure, the Taliban were criminally negligent accessories to 9/11 by hosting Osama bin Laden (although no evidence has since emerged that they knew of this specific enormity ahead of time). So, the U.S. had every right to engage in a butcher-and-bolt punitive expedition to overthrow the Kabul regime, which we succeeded in doing in a couple of months.

But then we hung around for twenty years trying to make ourselves popular. Of course, in a country teeming with young men (Afghanistan has the highest birth rate outside of sub-Saharan Africa), being an outsider roaring around on their home turf in our Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) vehicles is no way to make us loved. So, among the youth of the dominant Pashtun tribe, the Taliban tended to recruit the patriots while we wound up with the parasites.

The Afghan Papers that The Washington Post extracted from the government, after a protracted Freedom of Information Act legal battle, offer much of interest about the quality of the henchmen we attracted:

An unnamed Norwegian official told interviewers that he estimated 30 percent of Afghan police recruits deserted with their government-issued weapons so they could “set up their own private checkpoints” and extort payments from travelers….

Victor Glaviano, who worked with the Afghan army as a U.S. combat adviser from 2007 to 2008, called the soldiers “stealing fools” who habitually looted equipment supplied by the Pentagon.

Okay, but why didn’t self-interested Afghans at least want to be on our side in the long run? Because the Afghans knew we always had our own, much nicer country that we will eventually go home to, leaving them to the Taliban. As a rebel commander told an American in 2006, “You have all the clocks, but we have all the time.”

But in the meantime, the U.S. could hire collaborators to pretend to fight for whatever the Americans were in favor of at the moment—democracy, globalism, women going unmasked, everybody going masked, gay rights, black lives matter, you name it, somebody in Afghanistan would figure out an angle on how to skim off the budget for it. For twenty years, the leading economic activity in Afghanistan has been stuff falling off the back of American supply trucks.

But ultimately, some American president would grow sick of shoveling money into the maws of incredibly corrupt collaborators—like Captain Renault in Casablanca only much less charming—and bring our boys home. (And while Captain Renault was a man like any other man, only more so, around beautiful Bulgarian brides, America’s allies in Afghanistan tend to be into boy-molesting.)

That president turned out to be Joe Biden, who unleashed his inner Pat Buchanan in a startlingly lucid speech Monday denouncing our former allies in Afghanistan for not caring enough to fight:

Afghanistan political leaders gave up and fled the country. The Afghan military collapsed, sometimes without trying to fight…. American troops cannot and should not be fighting in a war and dying in a war that Afghan forces are not willing to fight for themselves…. And here’s what I believe to my core: It is wrong to order American troops to step up when Afghanistan’s own armed forces would not.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  flash
August 18, 2021 3:47 pm

Speaking of the henchmen we worked with in Afghanistan, apparently most of them will soon be Wisconsinites. Go badgers! Hopefully no more than 10% of them will be the kind of duplicitous plotters who routinely set up ambushes on Americans.

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  flash
August 18, 2021 5:19 pm

So the wide open Southern border didn’t happen on Biden’s watch?

Biden did us a favor by creating a refugee crisis of thousands of able-bodied muslim males that just so coincides with that wide open border that Biden authorized? Fighting age men who hate Christians and Americans are now heading here because Biden did us the favor that Trump refused to do?
Biden has abandoned Americans in Afghanistan while leaving billions in weaponry for the Taliban and somehow you actually believe the nonsense spewing from his piehole?

Sweetie, you’ve done pushed the bullshit level to heights never before seen and are attempting to feed the folk said bullshit by the shovel full…

Wilbur Ross
Wilbur Ross
  Mygirl....maybe
August 18, 2021 5:29 pm

Good greefe yoo arr stupidd. How many were you expecting as compared to how many Central Americans are here already. Not that many Afghans even want to visit the great Satan let alone move here. Do you really think a fluoridated, soyed up population of wussies require a first rate fighting force to take us down?

flash
flash
  Wilbur Ross
August 18, 2021 7:03 pm

Who knows what you’re even talking about ?

flash
flash
  Mygirl....maybe
August 18, 2021 7:02 pm

The border was also wide open under Trump , with record crossings and Trump has been praising Afghani resettlements in the US because 4D chess, don’t you know. Check in with Q for the latest.

Illegal Immigration Under Trump On Track to Hit Highest Level in a Decade
26 Nov 2018
The record illegal immigration outpaced projections from Princeton Researcher Steven Kopits, who expected about 31,575 border crossings last month. The actual border crossings exceeded those expectations by almost 40 percent.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/26/illegal-immigration-under-trump-on-track-to-hit-highest-level-in-a-decade/

flash
flash
  flash
August 18, 2021 7:17 pm

Now tell us how Trump protected the US from the genocide jab by instituting Warp Speed Sister Covid Is Gonna’ Kill US All. No one could make promise the world deliver a steaming heap of dogshit Trump look better than Biden . Trump is the pit of stank . Bet on it.

Even Trump Wants to ‘Welcome’ Tens of Thousands of Refugees—the Afghans!
08/17/2021 ~ ANN CORCORAN
First, let me say, I haven’t been doing my usual extensive reading of refugee news (I am taking a break, or was taking a break!), so you won’t be getting any deep analysis, but I can’t ignore the breaking news.

Even Trump Wants to ‘Welcome’ Tens of Thousands of Refugees—the Afghans!

falconflight
falconflight
  flash
August 18, 2021 7:42 pm

Can’t argue with your assertions.

falconflight
falconflight
  flash
August 18, 2021 7:41 pm

Apparently, the USG withdrew air support as it abandoned Bagram AB. That sent a powerful signal to all parties. Now thousands of foreign nationals, many being American, are likely trapped. DSec Austin openly stated that the US doesn’t have the ‘capability’ to seek out stranded Americans throughout the country, and hence, they’re totally relying upon the Taliban, ect., to permit safe passage to the Kabul airport. If I was making Taliban decisions, I’d hold hundreds, if not thousands hostage.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 18, 2021 3:54 pm

That jumping jack clip was instructive. Apparently the Afghan Army were all retarded.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Iska Waran
August 18, 2021 8:18 pm

Maybe they were playing dumb? They call it the graveyard of empires.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
August 18, 2021 3:57 pm

USSA’s military problem is similar to the British in WWI: armies of lions lead by sheep. In contemporary USSA armed services it is even worse: the muttons are retarded, woke and gelded.

anon I
anon I
August 18, 2021 4:51 pm

This whole article is pure disinformation by the usual suspects. He claims to be a West Point Graduate so I hold that against him in addition to his running interference for the Kosher Nostra.

It’s getting to the point where Mark M. will have to post his Committee of 300 link on every damn article. We have such short, selective memories here.
This was and still is all planned and deliberate. Including the Faux ineptitude and gross stupidity. These guys are no more stupid and inept and over reaching than the Devil himself. Who just happens to be their head honcho. Our lord warns us not to mock the Devil or try to match wits with him because he’s not stupid and is not bound by morality.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  anon I
August 18, 2021 5:39 pm

My first exposure to a West Point grad was his coverup of a murder of a young recruit, done with complete confidence in his superiority.
He got away with it, so maybe he was right.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  anon I
August 18, 2021 8:21 pm

I had no idea Mark was annoying to Christians. That’s saying something.

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
August 18, 2021 4:51 pm

I used to work with a navy seabee reservist he said of all the places he had been sent to the Afghan people were by far the dumbest he had ever met.

flash
flash
  B.S. in V.C.
August 18, 2021 5:12 pm

They will make great new Americans though…because better work ethic.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  flash
August 18, 2021 7:43 pm

B3RG* tool out in the open still spewing the “company” line.

Henry Ford
Henry Ford
August 18, 2021 5:59 pm

They had Alexander the Great. We have Biden the Imbecile.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
August 18, 2021 6:15 pm

Sundance adds some perspective to the media narrative.

Something Sketchy in the Blame Game, Joint Chiefs Chair General Mark Milley, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin and Pentagon Collectively Throwing Biden Under The Bus

falconflight
falconflight
  Just Thinking
August 18, 2021 7:44 pm

The Politburo should blame em (JCS, et. al.) and fired them all. And replace them w/ Moar loyal loyalists.

Rise Up
Rise Up
August 18, 2021 8:49 pm

My Zune player still works fine.

The U.S. military, not so much…

very old white guy
very old white guy
August 19, 2021 6:03 am

All in all, just another day of crap.

Martin
Martin
August 19, 2021 7:04 am

Next, how ’bout we end WW2 and leave Okinawa to Japan ? Maybe leave Italy too unless someone thinks they’ll be raising an army to invade New Jersey ?

splurge
splurge
  Martin
August 19, 2021 12:28 pm

Only if New Jersey gets lucky.