Joe Biden Announces Civil War

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—In a stirring address to the country today, Biden has announced a new Civil War.

“Look, folks—here’s the deal. For real this time. No joke. The words on the screen I’m supposed to read are saying that we’re gonna force millions of people to get vaccinated against their will. Gotta do it folks,” said Biden as he read off the teleprompter. “To enforce this, we’re just gonna have ourselves a little Civil War. It’s been a while since we had one of those. Let’s just fight it out until all the unvaccinated people are dead or we’re all dead which will stop the spread of COVID. Win-win, folks.”

Biden assured the American people they will lose the upcoming Civil War as they don’t have any F-15’s or nukes. Any unvaccinated Americans who survive will be sent to special camps where they will learn the importance of getting vaccinated.

“For real, I don’t see how anyone can be against this! Come on, man!” Biden said.

(UPDATE: After reading an article in the Huffington Post that unvaccinated people are just like the Taliban, Biden immediately surrendered to them and gave them a bunch of free weapons.)

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
8 Comments
Warthog
Warthog
September 10, 2021 9:52 pm

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure.” ~ Thomas Jefferson

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 11, 2021 12:00 am

His speech definitely took us one step closer.

As I drive around my neighborhood looking at the signs for the candidates for our city council and mayoral race that will be decided in Nov., I ponder the opposing candidates. On the “left” in all races, are candidates that are either gay, black, progressive, socialist, communist, totalitarian, or all of the above. On the “right” are the current mayor who is a complete dick, and other candidates who ultimately love stealing from the citizens to waste on creating their own vision of utopia (but at least it doesn’t involve setting up homeless shelters in downtown, building sec. 8 housing on all the unused land in the city, or other insanities – yes, the gay, liberal mayoral candidate actually wants this). I can’t help but realize the truth as I see all the signs, that this next war will be neighbor against neighbor, not north versus south, or even red state versus blue state. The anti-freedom plague lives among us and always has. But now they are no longer willing to tolerate dissent, and are completely unwilling to let others simply live their lives. It is not going to be pretty. At least the signs will help.

Monty
Monty
September 11, 2021 2:02 am

Even if the Halfrican could have run for and been elected to a third term there is no way he could have pulled off all the shit that President Dementia has done so far. Pretty amazing for a worthless parasite who sniffs little girls.

very old white guy
very old white guy
  Monty
September 11, 2021 4:42 am

We all know Biden is doing nothing except parroting the narrative and policies of the democrat/communist committee now running America.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
September 11, 2021 3:12 am

Here’s what a good president would say:

“Look folks, every once in a while a pathogen comes along and weeds out the weak. That’s a good thing. I understand there are vaccines against this virus, but let’s get real – those are for pussies. If you want to be a pussy, go ahead and get vaccinated, but if you get Covid, you’ll probably be fine anyway, unless you’re super old or fat – and whose goddamn fault is that? So I’m issuing an executive order requiring that all employers make sure that none of their employees are pussies who got vaccinated. Because we don’t want to be a country of pussies. Or fags.

Stucky
Stucky
September 11, 2021 7:16 am

I liked BB better when they stick to satire.

ReluctantWarrior
ReluctantWarrior
September 11, 2021 10:29 am

Civil War it is! Bring it Comrade Joe.

Yahsure
Yahsure
September 11, 2021 12:27 pm

Another mistake in a long stream of mistakes was showing the American people how goat herders with rifles can beat the U.S. military. The news showing how fearful politicians(U.S. installed shill) will grab as much cash as possible and flee before they are executed by the population. When there is no standing army in uniforms to destroy it’s about impossible to win unless you are willing to kill everyone.