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okay, let’s get this rolling…
Windscreen FACED.
It was going to need a remodel anyhow.
I think you’re looking at a relocation.
There are a lot of houses like this with new bathrooms, kitchens, and floors, on the market right now.
Walkthrough boy is seriously lucky.
They seemed perfectly friendly with that guy, so I decided to try it next. I’m currently waiting for them to shit out my ears to see if they can be reattached.
Worked for me.
But I did it AFTER feeding time.
This seems like a good allegory for my life.
Mine too.
But mine is going like three times faster…
Mine’s going in the other direction
Gif above explained…
That’s more like it.
The kid is a natural pilot.
If you don’t have a puke eruption after that…
…32 bottles of beer on the shelf, 32 bottles
The deluxe version of the “Stairmaster” is well worth the additional $19.95, in my opinion…
Renewable energy. She’s powering the treadmill on the left. Its cheaper than a windmill and works when she its told to.
Sissyphylis
I’m divided here. I certainly don’t want the little girl to get hurt, but I’m chuckling at the thought of the pony breaking into a gallop.
No division here.
Giddyup!
Elmer Fudds first encounter with a wabbit…
Outstanding!
indeed.
Elmer Fudd: Origins. Screenplay in progress.
Hasenpfeffer 😋
Looks good
heavan
Easy as stealing vegetables from a baby.
The little girl and the convertable top, “It’s gonna eat you”,
that’s too cold. I laughed hard; but that’s just too cold.
As always nkit, thanks for your contributions.
Hell no.
That’s the character builder kids need these days.
Or they grow up and believe any stupid shit they are told.
Notice the split second gap between the guy’s first kick and the separately filmed second kick with the match already lit. Two separate takes.
The army’s new woke kindler and gentler restraints for murderous terrorists.
It’s for you Bob.
How to escape that hottie that turns out to be a BDSM queen.
And you only found out AFTER she tied you up.
Spot says “woof”.
I couldn’t do that.
Dryer number 2; your ashes are done.
A good allegory for my life.
What the ‘Gitr Done Quick’ cycle is for 200
I’m totally the little kid standing in awe before mom drags him away.
This shouldn’t be surprising, given all the spicy foods they eat.
how’d you like to be the person that comes back from lunch only to find all your clothes burned up in a dryer
It would be a major WTF
I did that once, just not on purpose. Oh, and I landed on my head.
An f.f. response to that last gif…
This dude full on sand pit FACES himself.
Doesn’t even put his hands out and lets his face break the fall.
WTF?
Did you see what he looks like before? Anything’s an improvement.
Uh oh, Liming Sun’s social credit score has now plunged below the threshold where he is permitted any oxygen.
Look at the bottom.
Video is from a surveillance monitor.
Typical dude.
If you break it, hide it.
Hahahahahaha
Let’s cut that guy off to see if the cat shreds his back.
Ten minutes earlier,
Bottle of beer and a whole baggie of catnip
The Perfect Fucking Cat.
Our financial system exemplified.
Notice it bursts on the kid. Analogy complete.
Later back at home…
Oh crap maybe I better not get up on this counter any more …
I’m thinking that cat learned that trick in prison
No doubt
Top bunk kitty?
Cat 1, Dog 0…love ’em both!
This gif is about as pointless as a Psaki press briefing.
You should probably circle back to that.
Biden opener?
That is amazing… what some people can do with a rope…
Yeah, right? You should see me using an orange extension cord I can make a knot 25 times that large in as much time.
An extension cord knot… phhttt impossible I tell ya…
Same here.
And that’s just trying to unroll it.
You should see my shibari ropework.
It’s essentially a Bowline knot, used everywhere in sailing
Not knot.
I got way overheated after she gave me the key to her room…
(s)knotty
But, but, butt!
Enema el Cuernavaca
NUTSACKED!!!
Now I got shit all over my horn.
If only our politicians were this honest.
Fifteen days to flatten the curve.
Shaneekwa won’t be doing that again for a few weeks….
For the next twenty years Shanice became obsessed with exacting revenge on Moby Bitch, the big black landwhale.
Oh really?
full-on MOOBS.
That’s no just floor FACED!
That’s almost a Jake(the snake) Roberts DDT!
I was wondering when we would get to the bouncing tits.
And it’s not even noon!
Thank the Creator that there is no such thing as gravity or this would not be possible.
Mesmerizing mammaries.
I’ll second that, Bob.
They weren’t all that…
Better than you’ll ever have.
Great movie
Technically, “Zank you, Doctor.”
Fat, ugly, and stupid; everything none of us want.
relatable.
Houston’s Mayor in younger days.
I’m thinking more like Chicago??
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Wisdom from ‘Animal House’
That Archimedes dude was full of shit!
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a photographer’s top?
Three…
One was a good start,
Anon;
I’ll allow it.
On a PSA basis…
Everybody just crunches through the last bit…
What did he wash his hair with, chicken soap?
And snowball FACED!
FDA bans drones from filming thousand of illegals living under bridge in Del Rio, Texas…you can’t handle the truth…
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Yes, but those drones constitute a serious danger to the . . . Biden administration.
And this will be enforced how?
If you can’t enforce a diktat, it’s just hot air.
That would be the FAA
Doesn’t matter. Enforcement of any of the alphabet agencies is going down the toilet.
When people remove their consent, enforcement fails.
They cannot police us all.
Are ya old enough to remember having to buy a license for a CB radio? The fcc gave that up and started issuing licenses with no fee, then they gave up and included the license when ya bought the transceiver.
Biden drones are only used for killing innocent children, not for filming Biden disasters.
awesome.
Oh the poor thing
Just had a Pfizer jab.
Watching that dog, I had a thought…
I missed the connection…
She’s rather well endowed for a beautiful girl with huge tits.
Oooh I’m coming, I’m coming.
Go big or go home.
quality and quantity.
a winning combination.
yum
The Three Pooches
The safe and effective jab now the whole family can get.
(right-click/new tab/bookmark), this site is the best I’ve seen for real covid info, an interactive pdf.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0565/7542/6731/files/The_Dangers_of_the_covid_19_Vaccine_Report_-_Updated_07.26.2021.pdf?v=1627424392&_kx=RnY9ZPnKXCcLMDWQp3-qn9-mXuRATNlYf1sjtipmVyA%3D.SwvL6p
Wouldn’t it be simpler to list what it doesn’t cause?
Or what it doesn’t do. Immunize you from the Chinese virus.
It doesn’t cause penis enlargement.
Spontaneous combustion… oh, wait, it’s on there.
According to the FDA, there are a lot of side effects worse than Death.
Becoming a democrat? Oh, yeah, that comes after death.
Your health is your wealth, folks.
Choose wisely.
And since it is listed as an experimental drug, you cannot sue any company or government agency over adverse effects.
Yes Mix.
I did.
Thouroughly.
Thank you Mr. nkit.
I think I caught a glimpse of fujigm licking her under the surface.
A wet one for fujigm.
Oh yeah.
Trolling back through.
Awesome waterski FACED!
Eyewitness testimony is the most flawed.
I have an alibi.
Evergrande
Evergrande asserted that it was an oversight not to inform bond holders, who’d accepted apartments in lieu of their lost investment, that they should move out by the 17th.
Why blow the bottoms when you can just weaken it 3/4 of the way up and the whole thing will collapse into its own footprint?
Optics.
China tests its new DEW version 2.0 …
See what two holographic planes can do.
Awwww, beat me to it.
After that Allstar fiasco, I said, no more Coke! Step on it!
Floor it Bob! It’s gaining on you!
learning to walk on tech legs…on the grass
The falling man.
“Don’t worry, sir; you’ll get the hang of it. May I ask what happened to your legs?”
“Moderna.”
“But at least it saved you from COVID”
Faceplants before food porn and redheads, agreed?
Let’s start small…
…go concuss…
..and slip into a fujigm thumbs up.
And bathroom tile FACED!
And that a 4×6 PT FACED!
This is like Name-That-FACED!
Landscape timber-Faced.
BrokeRib Mountain
Yes!
Midget skid FACED!
Starting small…..
Not one FACED! for this man.
If anyone had an excuse it’d be him.
But no, he protects his head and face every time.
And gets back up.
Pro.
Damn! I used to run an R65 Ditch Witch with a rock Wheel that would cut a 6 inch wide trench through the pavement…that damn thing is 2 foot wide!
A sandfall in Aflaz, Saudi Arabia
They should generate electricity with it.
Let’s send MBS over it in a barrel.
Better would be trudope with water wings…
Holy shit, I could actually smell that guy. WTF!
The opening scene in Willy’s Revenge just before he ate the children. The movie, which gave test audiences nightmares for weeks, was never released.
Been there, did that.
I got two of those for Christmas one year.
From the sister in law.
I shouldn’t have trashed them.
Just read where one of these scared off a would-be burglar at a bait shop….lol…
Mother Spotted Hyena protecting her deceased pup from African Wild Dogs..
How come you don’t post sweet videos of African Wild Dogs playing with children, nkit?
Didn’t nkit post the one with the underweight African child playing with the vulture?
Here’s a gif of John letting Gunner go play with Tyron.
I love this vid… has all the right properties… a fella and his dog playing tear the flesh from the robber game… gotta luv happy endings… tears me up…
Now that’s entertainment.
GO GIT ‘EM!!!
That’s greiving love right there…
Bureaucrat’s mindset: Why have a fifty-thousand dollar ramp when we can have a million-dollar elevator?
No room for the ramp, unless it looks like the fail above.
ADA compliance for a legacy application.
And completely against code to use it for freight (ADA only).
For those not knowing, ramps can have a slope of no more than 1 inch per foot to be ADA compliant.
I spoke too soon. African Wild Dogs sporting with children. Thanks, nkit.
Nope, Bob.
Those are American wild dogs.
Playing with African Americans…
Those be Black dawgs…
Shotgun and a push broom.
And our final story tonight, after Bangladesh celebrated its first semi-automated sorting machine, 35 million people lost their jobs and died of starvation. Good night and have a great weekend!
At least Hagii has candles for his cave.
The never-ending march of technology…