Efficiency, Collapse, And Elisabeth Shue In A Bathing Suit

Guest post from John Wilder at Wilder, Wealthy, Wise

“Maybe I’ll see if the reindeers like meat this year” – Aqua Teen Hunger Force

A herd of cows, a flock of sheep, a treason of Democrats.

I’ve been writing a lot about efficiency recently, and this is probably my last discussion about it for a while.  The reason I’ve been focusing on it is because it explains much of what is falling apart in the world in 2021:  the efficiency that made the world economic machine run is sputtering and it appears that our economy, as well as our culture, are headed for a cold, dark winter.  Thankfully that’s okay for the koala bears – they can still eat apocalyptus.

If I am right, the economic winter will do nothing get colder in the coming months, perhaps catastrophically.  Let me (again!) point out some of the consequences of efficiency.  I’ll pick something that used to be relatively inefficient:  a farm.

I said that farming used to be inefficient.  I never said that farming was ever easy.  There are several television series where modern folk in Britain recreate farm life in the Edwardian Age (the age of Edward Snowden, I think), the Victorian Age (Victor Van Doom, probably) and the Elizabethan Age (named after either Elizabeth Warren or Elisabeth Shue, not sure which).  They show that farming (for the farmer) has always been filled with risk and generally not really very lucrative unless you knew how to hustle.

You’re thanking me right now that I didn’t look for a picture of Elizabeth Warren in a bathing suit. 

Why do British people do this?  I don’t know.  They collect vintage toothbrushes and old tweed jackets and seem to spend most of their lives giving each other crumpets.  But the television shows from watching these modern British folk LARP as farmers from times when actual Samurai roamed the Earth are, well, fascinating.

They illustrate nicely how farming is different today than it was in 1600 when Elizabeth Warren (Indian Name:  Princess Who Tells Many Lies And Gets Not Many Votes) was teaching the Pilgrims how to farm by burying 1,000 calories of fish to get 500 calories of corn (her people call it maize).  There have been an amazing number of technological improvements during that time, all of which have allowed the maximization of yield on farms:

  • Use of standard, high yield hybrid seed instead of hundreds of varieties of grain,
  • Use of finely tuned amounts of nitrogen, phosphorus and sulfur fertilizer instead of Elizabeth Warren’s stinky dead Pocahontas fish,
  • Use of computer-controlled moisture sensors driving optimum water delivery, instead of rain or whatever water that might be in the ditch,
  • Use of pesticides instead of extremely active cats,
  • Use of herbicides instead of extremely active children, and
  • Use of computerized mechanical planting and harvesting technology instead of human and animal power.

I still try to avoid hoes, though.

Each of these is an amazingly powerful technology.  Together, they allow amazing amounts of calories to be grown.  Current mechanical farming sensors match the grain yield in particular locations in a field to the amount of fertilizer and seed used in those locations the next year.  Some of these “tractors” nearly drive themselves using GPS while the “driver” Facebooks® in a comfortable air-conditioned cab.

Cool, right?

Absolutely.  We couldn’t support the billions of people here on Earth without this tech.  But each part of this tech leads to a vulnerability.  Hundreds of varieties of seeds?  Not a disease on Earth takes ‘em all out.  One variety of seed?  We’re one disease away from an “eat your neighbor” level famine.

The rest of the vulnerabilities brought about by the technologies bullet-pointed above is left to the reader.  N.B.:  there are more vulnerabilities than bullet points.  Many more.

There are more fat people (on-board calorie preppers) than hungry people in 2021.  40% of people in the world are overweight, so, we’ve effectively solved world hunger.  Most years in the last decade have been devoted to solving “world hungry” which can be solved with nachos at midnight.

For now.

Feeding the hungry is a silly charity.  I mean, if they’re full, are you going to force them?

The Western World (along with Japan, and I think even China gets roped in here) is stuck with a crack habit:  efficiency.  They don’t just want those high-yield farms, they need them like Nancy Pelosi needs her vodka nightcap and breakfast Bloody Mary*.

The result of all of this efficiency is that the carrying capacity of the world is increased.

What’s carrying capacity?

It’s how many critters a place can hold.  The funny thing about carrying capacity is that it can be exceeded, at least for a time.  A classic example is here (LINK) about the introduction of reindeer to St. Matthew Island up near Alaska in the Bering Sea in 1944.  What could go wrong?  The island had no problems, so the 29 reindeer made more reindeer.

And then those reindeer made more reindeer.  And so on.

Finally, there were 6,000 reindeer living on the 128 square mile island in 1964.  In 1966, after a particularly hard winter?  There were 42 reindeer left.

All females.

The problem wasn’t the food available in the summer – although that resource was being stressed as well.  But when winter hit?  The reindeer starved to death by the thousands.

What really makes the Soylent Green Corporation run?  It’s the people!

It’s obvious that the island could support more deer than 42.  If the population was managed (by turning some of them into tasty, tasty reindeer sausage, for instance) it’s probable that the island could have had a year-round population that flourished.  It would probably number several thousand.

But when that hard winter hit after a tough summer with too many deer grazing?  It wasn’t fat and sassy reindeer going into winter, but hungry reindeer who had to make do with even less food when a hard winter hit.  The result was mathematically predictable.

Collapse.

Sheepdogs love jokes about flocks.  They won’t stop until they’ve herd them all.

Think of the slow collapse of technology as the beginning of a very, very hard winter.

The Soviets faced their own hard winter back in the day.  I recall reading Dmitri Orlov’s theory that because the Soviets were always horribly inefficient, they didn’t have very far to fall.  They had already built up systems to get around the systems so that they could survive in the cumbersome Soviet empire.  It’s similar in many places around the world.  Orlov has noted that it won’t be so nice in the West.

Not so nice?  It took from 1986 to 2010 for the life expectancy peak during the Soviet years to be matched again.  24 years.

And that was for what Orlov called a “mild” collapse.

Give a commie a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day.  Push a commie out of a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

If New York City lost electricity for a week, it would look like a place where Mel Gibson in a leather jacket would flourish.  The damage that would be done by violent rioters would take decades to fix, and would make our exit from Kabul look like a graceful military triumph.

But what if, say, Haiti lost power for a month?  They’d call it “August” or any other name you would call a month.  Haiti wouldn’t fall far, because Haiti in 2021 is already the next best thing to not having civilization at all.  And with places that are a bit shy on efficiency, you’d think Africa, which has 60% of the land in the world that can be farmed would be a great place.

Nope.  They’re so inefficient that they’re a net food importer.  Africa, like Haiti, and like Afghanistan, and like Pakistan, would feel a collapse not because they’re super-efficient, but because they rely on imported food and other “stuff” from efficient economies to run theirs.  They don’t have as far to fall, but there is still a cliff.  Afghanistan went from 19 million in 2000 to 36 million today.  It’s not double, but it’s close.  To get down to “real” post-technology carrying capacity numbers in Afghanistan probably only requires 80% of their population to die off.

Technology has created a far greater carrying capacity on Earth for people than has ever existed.  It’s estimated that around 1 Anno Domini that the world could only support between 170,000,000 and 400,000,000 people.  Oh, sure, it would suck to make that many pairs of underwear.  But there are roughly 170,000,000 people in Bangladesh alone, which reliable sources inform me all live on acreage roughly the size of a ping pong table.

A collapse in carrying capacity, even a small one, would have an impact greater than the disappointment that was the last season of Game of Thrones.

Understand this:  being prepared for the absence of the things that make your life convenient and easy now is something I’d recommend.  If even a small number of the things that I’m hearing are true, we may be on the brink of a hard winter, indeed.

I feel bad for all of those parents that named their kid Daenerys before they got to the end of Game of Thrones.  I’m going to sit down with my son Judas this afternoon and finish the Bible.

Let’s hope that this one ends better than Game of Thrones.

And try to be one of the 42, and not the rest of the 6,000.

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BL
BL
September 24, 2021 2:34 pm

Very funny John Wilder. If that cat was covered in tattoos, it REALLY would look like the average Merikans at WallyWorld.

WTF
WTF
September 24, 2021 2:50 pm

Great article!

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 24, 2021 2:54 pm

If hay is in her jeans, I’m a grazen nut.

BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
September 24, 2021 3:27 pm

If this was 55 years ago my dad would have told us kids that there wasn’t going to be any Christmas this year because Santa got Covid and died .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BUY MORE AMMO/BOURBON TOO
September 24, 2021 3:31 pm

Santa Claus Schwab: You will get nothing and like it!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 24, 2021 4:00 pm

You people are making me rwally uncomfortable. I thought i had a negative outlook, but damn….

Ken31
Ken31
  Anonymous
September 24, 2021 4:26 pm

That gives me pause, because I considered this light heated and entertaining.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
September 24, 2021 6:10 pm

You came to the wrong saloon.

Steven
Steven
  hardscrabble farmer
September 25, 2021 8:24 am

Then I’ll have a glass of warm gin. With a human hair in it.

wildhorses
wildhorses
  Anonymous
September 24, 2021 6:30 pm

Historical writers have been addressing the future outlook for some time.

The regular ppl here do not commit neither sex slavery, financial fraud nor expect you to blindly follow.

Can you say the same for where else you visit?

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
September 26, 2021 6:19 pm

People here laugh in the face of adversity.
Some even make crude jokes about.
They even laugh in the face of each other.
And make crude jokes about each other.
And that’s just their negative outlooks…

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
September 24, 2021 4:22 pm

All these shortages on the strangest, most unconnected things makes me worry that a bad winter, as Wilder notes, may be coming soon. It seems like Kunstler’s Long Emergency is accelerating.

Bilgeman
Bilgeman
  Trapped in Portlandia
September 25, 2021 1:03 am

Take heart in that there will be no shortages of needless government-mandated paperwork OR of needless government “civil servants” to file and ignore said paperwork.

True story: About ten years ago, the offshore company I was working for had a Corporate Executive BrainFart and decided to adopt California’s regumalations about oily water discharges form ships.

Part of this dog’s breakfast would entail a young 3rd Mate daily going about out on the weather decks and estimating how much rainwater had fallen on the entire weatherdeck surface of the ship AND estimating how much water had been captured by our containments, (think: 40 gallon drum sized 1/4″ plate steel boxes), and then logging these semi-WAGs into the appropriate fields on the Official Rainwater Estimation Totals form for submittal to whichever wretched peasant was charged with receiving these things, (and duplicate copies to be retained aboard for x number of years on Penalty of Law and Other Very Unpleasant Happenings That Require The Employment of Lawyers).

I need to point out that our happy little ship was based in Port Fourchon in Louisiana….so hurricanes and run-of-the-mill tropical downpours were rather A Thing thereabouts “downa bayou”.

If I recall correctly,(I’m not a Deck Fag, so executing this policy would have, for me, simply been yet another reason to point and laugh at 3rd Mates as they were being kicked and beaten and spat upon by Our Beloved Captain), the Masterminds at Company World HQ put the kibosh on this lunacy when it was realized that this would effectively prevent the 3rd Mates from their Vital Duties of counting fire extinguishers, checking fire station hoses and nozzles, and occasionally navigating the vessel safely.

When we run out of government forms, that’s when we’ll all be fucked SIDEWAYS!

Behind Enemy Lines
Behind Enemy Lines
September 24, 2021 5:23 pm

Got two freezers full of meat, and more silver and ammo than anyone I know.. bring it on.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
September 24, 2021 6:08 pm

I usually like his stuff, but his brief foray into explaining farming was the equivalent of me trying to have a cogent discussion about the NBA. Inexplicable.

Best to write about what you know.

razzle
razzle
  hardscrabble farmer
September 24, 2021 11:40 pm

Or only read about things you don’t know!!!!
😀

Ken31
Ken31
  hardscrabble farmer
September 25, 2021 12:12 am

I am merely an amateur, so I could just let it go.

ottomatik
ottomatik
September 24, 2021 7:04 pm

Well played, I always enjoy, and thanks for the story of Saint Matthew Island.
Unfortunately we could 10x the population and not exceed the carrying capacity of this place, maybe 100x.
900 Billion.
Not saying it would be a utopia, but merely possible. We could 10x no problem, 90 Billion. Just lock everyone down, eliminate travel and divert all resources to sustenance.
Shit we could 2 or 3x if Americans just stopped watering, feeding, and mowing their lawns and instead produced food.
900 Billion would require advanced plug and play tech, with people immobilized, plugged in and digitally managed cradle to grave.
Like in the Matrix, but likely harvested for their souls rather than powering an electric grid for evil AI.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
September 24, 2021 8:15 pm

What a nightmare scenario of having only a bunch of females left. I think I would shoot myself.

Dirtperson Steve
Dirtperson Steve
September 24, 2021 10:26 pm

I am reading this while I enjoy the sweet smell of apple butter slowly simmering on the stove. Our garden was tremendous this year and we are nearly out of canning supplies. Chickens are going strong late into the year as well. We should have several dozen eggs in reserve well into winter.

We aren’t self sufficient by any means but are better equipped to weather storms than most. I thank my depression era grandparents that raised me and shared what is now called prepping, but was really just a way of life until very recently.

TS
TS
  Dirtperson Steve
September 24, 2021 11:35 pm

I’ve got about 20 dozen eggs right now. I’ll be giving them away to friends/family and selling some. The hens are still getting right at it.

FYI, though maybe you already know this.

Here’s a video about an old way to preserve eggs. It is NOT water-glassing, though a lot of people call it that. It’s liming them. Also, eggs will keep for about 6 months (probably longer, but that’s up to you) as long as they’re in the fridge.
I use the basic Type-S hydrated lime ($17 for 50 lbs at the local hardware); the only other ingredient besides lime is not a food issue. I put 40 or so eggs in 1 gal. jars and put them in the food storage area -cool, dark and dry. I keep about 10 doz limed and about 10 doz in the fridge. Keeps me fine through the winter and molting.
I think this woman is too fussy about the cleanliness, though I check them over close. I doubt if the pioneers worried about overly clean eggs. If one is rough I’ll wash it off and put it at the head of the line-up to eat.
There’s a huge amount of info about egg storage available. 1 oz by weight per 1 qt of water is accurate. I use 2 qts and it’s perfect for the 1 gal jars.

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  TS
September 25, 2021 7:45 am

Salt Cured Egg Yolks

I love this method because the flavor is almost exactly like parmesan cheese. We save the whites and make meringue cookies-

Meringue Cookies

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Dirtperson Steve
September 25, 2021 12:21 am

Please share Apple Butter recipe, our plumb was so so, and apples are up next, it was a truly bountiful year.

Dirtperson Steve
Dirtperson Steve
  ottomatik
September 25, 2021 10:16 am

This is where it starts…https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/268029/chef-johns-apple-butter/ I modify it by taste and how it looks. I also put ground cloves in but that recipe is a good beginning.

I haven’t found a good way to preserve eggs yet. I will look into HSF’s link. I had sodium silicate left from a project and was going to try glassing them but decided against. We tried dehydrating but that changed the protein too much and the taste/consistency was off. The egg powder did work as protein sub for bees though.

It was a down year for honey. We only have about 60lb for personal use but I concentrated on having more hives to sell next spring at the expense of honey.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Dirtperson Steve
September 25, 2021 10:51 am

Thx Steve

Mark in Mayenne
Mark in Mayenne
September 25, 2021 2:24 am

In general, the more optimised a system is, the less resilient it is to shocks. Our highly optimised culture has just had a major shock.

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
September 25, 2021 5:20 am

haha lost it at on board calorie preppers! Another good read thankyou Mr Wilder