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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:36 pm

I told you I’m not having you for dinner.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 6:09 pm

Desert.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:57 pm

What the hell is his problem ?

a9racer
a9racer
  Anonymous
October 23, 2021 9:35 am

His man bun underneath the hat is too tight and they haven’t brought him his White Claw yet.

Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  Anonymous
October 23, 2021 2:27 pm

He is holding his phone under the table taking pictures of her stretched out crotch.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:13 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
October 22, 2021 4:48 pm

Scooby Doo now working night shift security at Sal’s Discount Apartments.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:13 pm

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nom
nom
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:51 pm

that was the day she fell hard for him..

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 24, 2021 4:26 am

Nope. Just creek-bed FACED!

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:14 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 6:13 pm

made in chian.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:38 pm

I did that after her next sip, and I woke up the next day in hospital.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 6:15 pm

Nipples kid, go for them nips.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
October 22, 2021 7:47 pm

Soak the nips in the wine first.

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
October 24, 2021 4:28 am

Soak them nips in vodka.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:15 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 10:28 pm

rope-a-dope

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:40 pm

A couple of minutes later they found out what happened to Jeff last night.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:18 pm

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TXRancher
TXRancher
  nkit
October 22, 2021 7:55 pm

Pretty cool.
At almost $400 for this mechanism I think you could get 8 different individual drop heights and be hundreds of dollars ahead.

Ken31
Ken31
  TXRancher
October 23, 2021 3:11 pm

I was guessing it needed to be sold at least $300 to be profitable. Manufacturing small scale is not cheap. My neighbor invented something but couldn’t get manufacturing costs down to something people would pay.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:41 pm

Cow Doc’s first born.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:22 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 7:38 pm

Don’t wear a sweater in a jacuzzi, you’ll piss shit.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
October 22, 2021 10:54 pm

So, the orgy’s off then?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  a9racer
October 23, 2021 9:26 am

naw, just gonna be a little dirtier

fujigm
fujigm
  Gregabob
October 24, 2021 4:33 am

Lots dirtier…

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:23 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:58 pm

Always carry.

fujigm
fujigm
  Twat Waffle
October 24, 2021 4:34 am

Pull wisely…

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:23 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
October 22, 2021 10:55 pm

My wife got pissed whenever I tossed my kid in the air.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 10:05 pm

They found out later she was faking it the whole time.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:27 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:31 pm

and this is why you cut the underside first silly democrat

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:43 pm

Give them some credit. They’ve built a thoroughly corrupt government.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:46 pm

C’mon. Even we here on FF would have to admit, Fauci is no more guilty of gain of function research than Biden is guilty of stealing the election.

(I hope I don’t have to clarify they’re equally guilty.)

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 7:48 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
October 23, 2021 3:15 pm

Vaccine research and biological weapons research are also synonymous in the field. They tell bald faced lies to people constantly. That is the new norm.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:31 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
October 23, 2021 3:16 pm

I have had enough. When do the deportations to Israel begin?

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:34 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
October 23, 2021 3:19 pm

It would be a good thing if this forced manufacturing back into the country. If usury wasn’t so inherently evil, it might make sense for the usury farmers to allow some rebuilding of wealth in the USA so then they could steal it later with usury.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:35 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:57 pm

Welcome to the Leftist Zone.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 24, 2021 4:39 am

Imagine you could smoke a cigarette on a TV show…

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:38 pm

We’d be doing better if we had instituted this policy 30 years ago.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:36 pm

And take Austin with you!

Phil
Phil
  YourAverageJoe
October 22, 2021 4:54 pm

And Santa Fe and Albuquerque and Denver and El Paso and…

Ken31
Ken31
  YourAverageJoe
October 23, 2021 3:21 pm

From shit lib hellhole to Luciferian capital of the USA. It would be better to just burn it down.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 7:55 pm

That map is wrong, Mi. UP is all red except Gwinn, where the DUMB coms. is.

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
October 23, 2021 3:20 pm

It is the current year and only morons believe voting ever mattered.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:36 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:37 pm

Where can I get those?

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 2:01 pm

Some even believe he is the legitimate president. I know, I can’t believe such appalling stupidity exists either.

nom
nom
  nkit
October 22, 2021 7:42 pm

Joe Biden just might make an actual president someday..

BUT HE’LL NEVER BE ONE!

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 2:03 pm

Lima Echo Tango Sierra
Golf Oscar
Bravo Romeo Alpha November Delta Oscar November

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 2:04 pm

Cognitive dissonance will protect the vast majority of them.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 8:21 pm

An eight-year prep. doesn’t help.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 2:05 pm

He thinks they really are rooting for Brandon.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 2:07 pm

Have some respect. Hunter’s a very successful artist.

nom
nom
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 7:47 pm

Hunter Biden might actually make a very successful artist someday

but he’ll never be one!

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 8:26 pm

Ia a sarc. on sarc. an mk thing?comment image

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 2:08 pm

Don’t need to find them. They line up a mile deep for handouts.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 8:29 pm

Come on nkit, they got airplane reservations.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:42 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 8:35 pm

IncoCDgnito porn, almost…comment image

Ken31
Ken31
  Mix
October 23, 2021 3:25 pm

Looks like a beautiful catch and a nice fish.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 2:08 pm

You get junk.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:43 pm

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anon y mous
anon y mous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 6:31 pm

I suddenly have the urge for Chinese food!

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:40 pm

I’ll take a to-go order of Fuk Ju Bi Dong

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 23, 2021 5:18 pm

You’ll just be hungry an hour later for more witticisms.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:45 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 8:40 pm

Now that was a download/save meme, thanks.