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Though no one nominated me to come up with Friday Fail of the Week, and, as my wife constantly reminds me, no one cares what I think, I will nevertheless step forward and inaugurate it. In true FF tradition, this will no doubt be a failed venture and last but a week or two, but what better place to fail?
As we all know– because MSM, social media, government, academia, Hollywood, and big business are constantly harping on it—the main problem today isn’t covid, the economy, imminent war, mass starvation, or global warming. The main problem is the source of all problems: white, heterosexual, able-bodied men. Fellows, we have to admit our sins to move forward and begin to make amends. So, here is our mea culpa.
On behalf of white, heterosexual, able-bodied men everywhere, I beg to sincerely apologize for such epic failures as the printing press, steam engine, telephone, electric light, car, airplane, radio, television, space rocket, computer, internet, antibiotics, small pox, and polio vaccines, insulin, and every other important invention in history. I would also plead for the world to forgive us for democracy, the great majority of great literature and music, and . . . I know; leftists are whining (their favourite pastime), “What about the truly awful things white man created like the atom bomb, fascism, and Justin Bieber music?” Then I would shake my head and think, “Don’t be an idiot, Bob.” (I think that a lot.) Leftists would never craft a cogent counterpoint; they would resort to a stock insult like “Nazi! Transphobe! Climate denier!” Or they’d question the source of my contentions; “Oh yeah, where’d you read that? Some book written by a white man? Of course they wouldn’t tell the truth about the Wright sisters inventing the airplane or Madame Francine Bacon writing all of Shakespeare’s works.” A couple might even have the imagination to say, “Are you actually trying to take credit for those inventions? What have you ever accomplished?” To which I would respond, “I’ve done nothing earth shattering with my life, and I deserve no credit for any of those remarkable breakthroughs, but neither do I deserve blame for all the crimes of my forebears, so stop blaming me for all the world’s problems, shut the hell up, and do something wonderful for the planet: drop dead!
So, let us all celebrate the purest embodiment of failure the world has ever known–white, hetero, able men–and enjoy Friday Fail!
Considering the dumfuk posts here by white people here claiming to be superior to other dumb Americans with a different skin color, I think they should stop with the representing of white skinned folks. It’s like having Joe Biden saying he represents white America.
What we really have is wealthy elitists doing the divide and conquer thing and many are playing along without thinking about it too hard.
If the common folks don’t get together and quit the senseless bickering our future for the young of this next generation will be somewhere beyond bleak. God is in ultimate control however and I will trust Him and do what little I can do.
sorry Bob, can only up-vote once….
Able-bodied? Cool, I’m off the hook.
There should be another World’s Fair, like they used to have. Each melanin skin pigment level could have its own booth or pavilion from albinos to aborigines celebrating their deeds and accomplishments. This would unite the world. We’d keep it positive; Hitler wouldn’t cancel out Newton.
Additionally statues of the melanin molecule could be put up in every town square for people to worship, because it is apparently the most important molecule in the known universe.
Every self-respecting culture should be happy to be itself, strive to educate (not indoctrinate), and have a good and moral populace. Per Bob’s point though, one pavilion would be rather sizeable.
Runner-up for Friday Fail of the Week is the WNBA champs, the Chicago Sky, who beat Sheboygan’s Humphrey Middle School’s boys team 45-44 (after the boys spotted them 20 points) for the championship. (The league had admitted the boys team to the league in a desperate attempt to drum up interest in women’s basketball.) Chicago threw the ladies a parade, but everyone in the city forgot to show up. Many young black men along the parade route completely ignored the procession as they shop lifted and shot each other while singing that number one hit, “Let’s Go Brandon.” Even family members of the team elected to have a nap instead of going to the parade. What an awesome fail!
Random thought: why don’t a bunch of tall men declare themselves women and squeeze out the entire female contingent from the WNBA? What could leftists do about that?
Apparently, Lori(“licker license”) Lightfoot, Chicago’s acting mayor, was seen partying with members of the Sky. She was NOT wearing a mask.
3rd place
How’s are favorite f.f. author?
Give me an “O”, now I’m stretching it, and going plural.
FEEL the SQUEEZE!
And I’m not anonymous.
Put ’em in short-shorts and heels. That’ll sell some tickets.
True. I haven’t seen many horror movies more scary and depressing than real life in 2021. If someone made a movie a few years back of our reality today, people would have been emerging from the theatre in tears, vowing to swear off horror movies for the rest of time.
I’ll go watch a horror movie to cheer myself up and escape from the true horrors of today’s reality.
Actually .. that was pretty good!
They did, it’s called Atlas Shrugged.
I’ll sit on my porch drinking whisky with my shotgun and cans of peas on sale for one silver dollar (five thousand bucks).
Shiieet I will watch them croak and keep my peas, I can always collect the silver after they’re dead
George, the man with a safe and simple plan. George 2024!
Georges is our man in France – working diligently for Eric Zemmour, I hope.
I am
Sold!
and toilet paper.
Life hack: I was at Costco the other day and they were out of toilet paper, at least the usual brands. One aisle over though they had boxes of commercial TP (larger rolls, two ply) for about $27. No one looks for this and it totaled 5400 linear feet. It occurred to me that this is over a MILE. Is it cottony soft, probably not, but it is compact backup.
I just picked up a law degree, last time I was at Costco.
I know yer lying because at Costco, law degrees only come in boxes of 20
I like money
Yeah, those are the type I buy at Sams Club, for restaurants and the like.
No one in this picture with a high powered rifle.
They say in 72 hours we will know
eat the fat girl
sorry, girls
think what happens when they find out what is really in the vaccine they rushed to take so they could virtue signal and now find out they eagerly submitted to a death in the very near future and/or painful debilitating diseases
Call me persistent, or just plain stubborn, but 5 years into this rabbit hole, I’m still digging. I hope this week’s memes don’t upset a lot of f.f.ers but some are pretty bleak. I will try to pepper in some comedy and wtf’s.
It’s hard to imagine such pure evil, but when I see monsters like Fauci being celebrated I have to acknowledge pure evil exists and is currently in charge.
https://neonnettle.com/news/4487-federal-lawsuit-filed-against-obama-comey-for-hillary-clinton-s-crimes-cover-up
I don’t know about them being linked to a girl with her face cut off, but the first day in office Hillary had an FBI briefing where she was told to use a special approved browser.
But when you’re doing illegal things you don’t follow the FBI,s advice.
Unless it’s the FBI setting you up for a sting operation.
Let’s not forget the 15 children from a Canadian orphanage went missing en masse after having been selected to go on a special picnic with the Queen of England. I’m sure they wound up in her sippy cup.
I have no doubt she is a ghoul.
There’s that -1 clueless person again. Do some research and get a clue before you start downvoting comments.
you left out that hollywood so celebrated frazzle drip that they wore the frazzle drip logo on their shirts, dressed up as frazzle drip and used the frazzle drip on Wilson in Cast Away with king pedo Tom Hanks
in addition, the girl Hillary mutilated was chained to tree and after they cut her face off, they pulled her pineal gland out through her nose, drank her blood and then eviscerated her while she was begging them to just kill her. But adrenochrome is soooooo much better after some torture so they just continued……
Good thing we have the Amber alert system, so the Sheeple can return the victims back to their captors. They ( sheeple feel good about it too)
Found another rabbit hole for you MIX, BTW keep posting!!
That 3rd one with the dog is priceless.
After the blonde woman, the dog turd is the most attractive thing in the photo.
They should’ve done that before he left.
https://www.governmentattic.org/18docs/NRCupdtPEADS_2004.pdf
I prefer the term shitocracy.
I prefer the term government.
Armed robbery failed, one of those men so well described by Bob P put an end to some people were going to do something
This is precisely the kind of Marine the Dems are working so hard to drum out, and no wonder, with his outrageous violence against a black man merely following San Francisco’s law allowing theft under a thousand dollars.
That gentle man has a right to rob that store. How else is he going to pay for college and his 5 baby mammas.
A buck at the dollar store versus 300 bucks at the Ford dealer. Smart man.
Far better than the aholes that simply go without and do not care.
<<<<< LEFT on EXIT 12 <<<<<
Hi. I’m looking for the conception department. I heard they have some desperate women available.
Bob….I hear the sperm banks are paying big bucks for sperm from the unvaxed.
Sperm from the vaxed is useless/infertile (that is if they don’t have the ED side effects) and you would already know the offspring would be stupid
Um, if it’s online, why can’t we just do it at home?
Hey, Harv, let’s see if we can hit that wall at 20 miles per hour without damaging our truck.
it’s a shame that truck is so low. (I never liked the idea of lowered trucks)with mine, I could tap the brakes and then keep driving with a small speed bump.
Don’t ask the question if you don’t want the answer.
The reason Mark sprinted headlong to the machinegun nest.
He did remember, and yes, he did have black on his mind.
What’s most surprising about this is he spelled worth correctly.
Translation: No three asses allowed. No thin hares are worth dying for.
For us OLD computer guys who know what Ctrl-Alt-Delete does (saved my ass about a hundred times over the years)
Let’s send AOC and the rest of her progressive faction to Afghanistan to give the Taliban an earful of leftist crap, and let the beheading commence.
Ole Andy’s been in the news lately, let’s take a look.
Andy didn’t help his wives run for senate in 2015 because of possible “Protocol Regarding Potential Conflicts of Interest,” so let’s look at his friends;
Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe contributed $467,500
Democratic Party provided an additional $207,788
Fredrick D. Schaufeld contributed $65,332
Karen Schaufeld, Fredrick’s wife, contributed $10,849
Sonjia Smith donated $45,000
Smith’s husband, Bill, donated $15,000
In all, Jill McCabe raised $1.6 million for her unsuccessful Virginia state senate race. It’s good to be crooked with crooked friends.
The Biden Justice Department has agreed to pay Andrew McCabe $200,000 in back pension benefits. They’re giving him the cufflinks and the plaque — and they are expunging his record of any mention of that firing unpleasantness. Just for good measure, the FBI — that would mean you, the taxpayer — is also paying McCabe’s lawyers $539,000 in fees.
With the sun blotted out across most of the planet, prospects for mankind appear dim.
Oh, no! Not the red teletubby!
I thought that was Michael Moore.
Oh, that’s why all the fags propose on this bridge!
Here in MN that’s illegal – unless you tuck the phone into your hijab. I’m dead serious.
Let’s start with some Darwin Award Nominees:
Idiot! If that laptop falls in the water it will be totally ruined.
So would the beer…
Asshole is going to die of lung cancer. (sarc.)
Even worse; he’s unvaccinated!
No matter how stupid I was…
…I still wouldn’t be that brave!!!
A guy’s gotta make a living somehow.
Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, son.
Look, Bobby-Joe, they’re cuddling! Ain’t that cute?
If I’m rooting for a small earthquake does that make me bad?
Not rooting for this guy to be replaced by Hillary, Pelosi, and others first is what makes you bad.
Big Berth lives upstairs, let me call her.
If they’re that close to each other, shouldn’t they be wearing masks?
If they’re that close to each other, they should be wearing rainbow hats.
The MGO will get them in the long run.
Don’t worry; that’s one of them thar Tesla motorcycles with that autopilot thingee that hardly ever drives into brick walls at a hundred-fifty and explodes.
Yes, but 90% of the people with 5 shots will be dead, so we’ll ignore the rest till they keel over with the sixth shot.
Melbourne police corporal Jill Edwards was lauded by the mayor for risking her life to climb to the roof and ticket George Sellers who was in public without a mask.
This is one long run of Darwins’, nkit.
Part of a new government ad campaign with the message, “This man is safer than someone unvaccinated against covid! Get it? Then, get it!”
It worked on the gentleman pictured above, who survived fixing the vehicle only to succumb to a heart attack 12 minutes after receiving the vaccine.
The ad continues to air.
Always use a safety board.
https://www.smithandwessonforums.com/attachments/14198_536039383090282_1470321884_n-jpg.11575/
Zorn and Sorolla, you have good taste.
Most kind. The Sargent watercolor of the muddy alligators is one of my all time faves. The last one is a Frits Thaulow . He painted water beautifully.
Most kind. The Sargent watercolor of the muddy alligators is one of my all time faves. The last one is a Frits Thaulow . He painted water beautifully.
Where’s the Hunter Biden paintings? Might you be an art snob CA, eh ?
They should be in any trash can but they are valuable for laundering
Biden bribes.
When he learned his mama was Dolly Parton.
Not till the 21st century, so relax.
Not with everything else I have in my pants, anyway.
Mine does.
When foster parents Ed and Jennifer Tisdale got sick of their charges, they sent them out to the trampoline.
Mom told Johnny, dad finished the mods. so he raced home to use it.
At least his face cushioned the blow.
At least his face cushioned the blow.
Tree-faced!
Hat tip.
From a scene in the upcoming movie, “The One Stooge.”
wtf put the ladder on the fence.
At least they are not milk crates.
India has concocted various means of restraining population growth such as encouraging its people to frolic with power lines.
Hapneesh was the best sparky in the hood.
CHISPAS!
Look, Sanjay, they got the luxury roof rack. Damn showoffs.
When you finally get your 72 virgins but you left your dick on the street in Tehran.
He won’t need his dick. The other 72 virgins are male also!
nothing like having a pretentious ring with a gem made out of dead baby parts solidified under high heat/compression
“This man is safer than someone unvaccinated against covid! Get it? Then, get it!”
I hate vodka but I had to see if he’d survive getting it for me. Spoiler: he did (Boo!), but he’s laid up in bed with six broken bones (Yay!).
Melbourne Mayor Alfrey broke the news: “I’m sad to say Officer Edwards was consumed by crocodiles in heroically endeavoring to serve a man with a ticket for a mask infraction.”
Some politicians drain the swamp more than others.
“This man soon thereafter plunged to his death. Cause of death was covid complications (body liquification upon contact with the ground) because he failed to get vaccinated. Got it? Then, get it!”
Just remember, in a pinch, if there are no lampposts, trees, or pre-built gallows around……
Vaccine Police: We will gladly provide transportation to our vaccine clinic!
It was a sad scene when Bill had to explain to his daughter that her Barbie car was impounded by the police for excessive speeding.
Little girl’s daddy.
5 seconds before the road rash pic. Look at that rear wheel…
No beer spilled.
In Texas, we have plenty of Mexicans.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?
A: Just two but you have to slice them real thin.
KI-YOHHHH!
This message, translated as, ‘Do not tailgate,’ was dismissed as superfluous by everyone except Ahmet who was crushed to death.
Dikkat tas dusebilir means stay back two feet.
A Darwin 8 out of 10.
Fishin’
Fail.
GM had to recall its rocket car after drivers’ wives began complaining that their husbands were stuck in earth orbit.
craftsmanship
I remember a story about a guy in AZ who used a JATO on his car. The highway patrol analyzed the marks on a butte about 50 feet above the ground. They decided the car was doing about 350 mph when it hit. Wasn’t much left.
Not a story. Happened near Kingman a few decades ago.
Ol’ Smokey Yunick was the biggest cheater in Nascar…