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Georges S
Georges S
October 22, 2021 11:49 am
nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:08 pm

Canada wins bronze in the Special Olympics. Go retard Canadians!

(That should be worth some down votes.)

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 4:35 pm

QUI!, QUI!, aller français canadien retards! nous are pouces en haut!comment image

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 22, 2021 4:26 pm

Biden presidency.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:49 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:09 pm

Normally pussies like to receive massages.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 5:06 pm

It depends where…comment image

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:50 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:10 pm

Well, they use chop sticks. What did you think they cut food with?

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:50 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:51 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 22, 2021 4:27 pm

Hunter Biden’s dog.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:51 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:13 pm

Future Portland mayor.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:52 am

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:52 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:12 pm

A split! The spare’s gonna be a challenge.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:52 am

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
October 23, 2021 8:51 am

That reminds me of when we use to yell stop to the Good Humor guy and hide behind the house. We had so much fun last week.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:53 am

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:53 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:14 pm

No brain; helluva body. I’ll take her!

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
October 24, 2021 4:05 am

It’s the enthusiasm that matters.

Oldone
Oldone
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:36 pm

Well, she IS changing the oil…

Ken31
Ken31
  Oldone
October 23, 2021 2:54 pm

Shows willing. Good enough.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:55 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:15 pm

More action than a typical soccer game anyway.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
October 22, 2021 4:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
October 22, 2021 4:35 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:16 pm

Enjoy February.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:35 pm

I see the word Democrat in there somewhere.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:55 am

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:56 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:36 pm

Again……… what ?

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:57 am

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:17 pm

Adelle’s thrilled she got the Nancy Pelosi head she asked for.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:39 pm

Use that on my front porch every Halloween. It says come closer…….closer….. AGHAAAAAAAAA !

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:57 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:19 pm

Fujigm’s lover won’t stop trying to win him back.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 5:26 pm

Fujigm is not a muslim name.

fujigm
fujigm
  Mix
October 24, 2021 4:08 am

I’m no muslim, but I’m touched by the sentiment.
Maybe I’ll take her back…

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:20 pm

Disneyland Harlem is off to a rollicking start.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
October 23, 2021 8:55 am

How so…where’s the fighting?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:20 pm

can’t even pretend to know what’s going on here.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:37 pm

Walt would be good with it, look at all the cheesy walnuts, I mean, the children. (refer to pedo chart, earlier).

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:59 am

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nom
nom
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:32 pm

because when you ask them a question, they shrug and mumble, “I dunno.”

And, when given the answer, they slap their foreheads.

Why do liberal sheeple have slumped shoulders and flattened foreheads?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:41 pm

Coup / Counter Coup.

Ken31
Ken31
  nkit
October 23, 2021 2:58 pm

This is what my brain went through with the force of 4 daisy chained 155mm artillery rounds under our unarmored truck.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:59 am

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 11:59 am

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:00 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
October 24, 2021 4:10 am

rolly poly pool faced.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:21 pm

“Let’s go, Brandon!”

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:01 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:41 pm

Get a dirt bike.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:01 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
October 23, 2021 9:11 am

floor FACED!

fujigm
fujigm
  Gregabob
October 24, 2021 4:11 am

Hardwood floor FACED!
and a nod to greg…

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:23 pm

That’s great, pal, but I asked for a Molson Canadian.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:26 pm

In my country it is strictly verboten to use a wash puff on a raccoon.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 5:45 pm

Verboten? alcohol?

Dan_of_Reason
Dan_of_Reason
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 11:58 pm

I’d rather watch her wash her beaver

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
October 24, 2021 4:15 am

They love that shit.
In Germany, we call them waschbär…

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:26 pm

On the hunt for YourAverageJoe.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 3:19 pm

Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
October 22, 2021 7:17 pm

Do that laser thing one..more…time.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:03 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:46 pm

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:04 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:48 pm

Try that with super 88.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:48 pm

Just paint the fucking room.

nkit
nkit
  Mix
October 23, 2021 1:35 am

LOL

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:04 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
October 22, 2021 6:52 pm

This is how they make lean bacon.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:06 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:50 pm

Only two loyal friends there.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:06 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:52 pm

Snowplowing practice.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:30 pm

Abbey passed for a chicken till that fateful day when he laid brown, stinky eggs.

nom
nom
  Bob P
October 22, 2021 3:41 pm

good one.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:07 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:22 pm

Fling that fucker thru a wall.

fujigm
fujigm
  YourAverageJoe
October 24, 2021 4:20 am

He opened the cage and posed for the jump.
They’re friends.
But kitty pulled at the mask.
Animals do respond to your face…

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
October 23, 2021 9:16 am

‘Take that stupid mask off!’

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:07 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:57 pm

Truck Joe Diamonds.

Georges S
Georges S
October 22, 2021 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:32 pm

Our next generation if we don’t take those GD phones away from our kids.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
October 24, 2021 4:21 am

This gen…

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 6:01 pm

See, right here Joey, that’s where Einstien was wrong.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
October 22, 2021 9:53 pm

Probably home schooled. (they got the geometry/physics right)

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:09 pm

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david
david
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:14 pm

Mr. Jones we’re from the government and we’re here to give you the Fauci prick

Wanna bet!

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
October 22, 2021 5:52 pm

The very reason why I’ve Hornady SST slugs in my KS-7.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
October 22, 2021 6:06 pm

Cements expensive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
October 22, 2021 9:54 pm

Ballistic gel is a LOT more expensive.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:10 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
October 22, 2021 3:27 pm

Put the lids on loosely and put them in boiling water for 15 minutes, then seal the lids while hot.
Shelf life 2 years.

Mix
Mix
  YourAverageJoe
October 22, 2021 8:14 pm

Bake at 375* for 2 1/2hrs. depending on size.comment image

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  YourAverageJoe
October 23, 2021 9:08 am

A half a cup of salt will extend that to 3 yrs.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:10 pm

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gatsby1219
gatsby1219
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:50 pm

stop spamming the board.

nkit
nkit
October 22, 2021 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
October 22, 2021 1:35 pm

Emmy spent years honing her skill but was replaced by a $1.50 app.