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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is a classic film and a fair description of what lies within the human soul. Well the Good abandoned the Democrats when the CIA took out Kennedy, and the Stupid took up the vacancy. Since the Bad, the Ugly, and the Stupid took over the country, a slow decline has become a swirling mess heading down the sewer.
This week’s Friday Failure of the Week goes to the evil oligarchs pulling the strings of the senile puppet in the White House for their single most outrageous policy proposal yet—and this is the gang that already brought us vaccine mandates, trillion-dollar handouts to useless bums and greedy bankers and multinationals, the Afghan withdrawal debacle, a crashing economy, spiraling inflation, the hopelessly tangled supply chain, two million more illegal aliens that we know of . . . It never stops. Now the bankrupt brain trust of the Bad, the Ugly, and the Stupid is considering payments of $450,000 per child to illegal immigrant families separated during the Trump administration. That’s right: commit a felony and get close to half a million bucks per kid for your trouble! This is so outrageous one has to wonder if it’s just a joke to piss off thinking people (who never vote Democrat) or a bone to divert the attention of disappointed progressives who are whinging about their BBB bullshit being cut back to only $1,750,000,000,000 when they needed twice that to turn us into Venezuela as fast as possible. They’re too stupid to calculate that this policy would cost but $1 billion, so maybe the diversion might satisfy some of them.
But the problem isn’t the billion dollars, is it? The problem is rewarding criminality. The problem is incentivizing future criminality. As any right-thinking person knows, the Achilles’ Heel of leftists is their inability to understand the concept of incentives at any fundamental level. Their concept is either entirely superficial–“If you’ll take our needle that has an unknown chance of killing you or maiming you for life, we’ll give you this donut with pretty sprinkles”—or brazenly threatening; “If you’ll take our needle, we’ll let you keep your job.” They would never clue in that floating the idea of almost half a million Yankee bucks for each kid will attract the other half of Central and South America to the USA. “Huh; free food, free medicare, free public housing, free welfare every month at the expense of gringo, and now a baby bonus of half a million bucks! USA, here we come!” They’ll kidnap any kid they see on the way here and screw each other on the way here to have more half-million dollar babies. The proposal also incentivizes lawsuits from past illegal aliens. “Hey, you arrested me before releasing me, and that was humiliating. You owe me a million bucks.” Or, “You deported me back to Haiti. That’s cruel and unusual punishment. You owe me five mill.” Or, “You didn’t arrest me, and I didn’t get no half mill per kid. That’s not fair. You owe me, too!”
If I mentally lobotomize myself to disable any rational thought, I can sort of see the leftist mindset. I mean, what better way to turn America into the next Venezuela than to import all of Venezuela? But that would imply they understand incentives, which is not the case, so I’m at a loss to explain such abysmal stupidity.
Anyway, while we await with aghast breath the next lunacy to ooze out of Washington, let us bestow the coveted Friday Failure of the Week accolade upon the malefactors behind the proposal to pay people handsomely for breaking the law, and let’s celebrate less aggravating and more risible everyday stupidity here on Friday Fail.
It’s interesting that Corona beer sales weren’t much diminished during the plandemic.
https://www.thefactsite.com/did-coronavirus-impact-corona-beer-sales/
It’s apparently the world’s most valuable beer. That gives me a great marketing idea: let’s start a Covid-19 beer! I even have a marketing slogan: “Only pussies are afraid to drink Covid.” (I’m not much good at marketing.)
I’ve made $84,000 so far this year working online and I’m a full time student. I’m using an online business opportunity I heard about and I’ve made such great money. It’s really user friendly and I’m just so happy that I found out about it. The potential with this is endless. Here’s what I do… https://bit.ly/LatestJobs1
Oh? Tell me less.
It’s called PORN
If you are so well off, why are you not rubbing shoulders with those impressed by your sell-out motives? Receiving free luxurious-crap-crafted gifts too bc you now have wealth. Rubbing shoulders with those who traffic children and adults into sex slavery; whether at both sides of the border or at penthouses, you seek to rub shouldlers with those who rape, murder and torture those who splinter their minds bc their spirits and bodies are subjected to foul mouths, foul power, piss and other foul bodily secretions with no let up. Splinter in sex trafficking terminolgy: when you have resourceful full of life motives and are subjected to heinous lusts by those who will use you, kill you and torture you–stripping you of your inner sanctuary of wholesomeness for hours on end until you are rescued or dead.
It is not hard to cross reference transactions by those who finance these atrocities. It is merely not common talk so to speak.
Douse them in kerosene and light the match
Falling to your knees to have your tonsils glazed by a 3rd world swarthy is no way to make a living you un-American shit embarrassment you are… cunt.
Cunt.
Hey Jenny, why don’t you bend over a stump out here in rural ‘merica while I stick my dick up your ass, with a condom of course, since I’m sure you are used to it!
The condom? I doubt the condom, but certainly, she’s used to having that ass reamed. All for the low low price of $84,000.
Jenny is afraid to drink Covid-19 beer.
Fuck you, miserable cunt.
True story:
When I was 16 my family took a trip to Mexico. Among the places we visited was the Corona brewery (at the behest of my father, of course). As we toured the brewery, and had a few free samples — there is no underage drinking in Mexico — when we got to the giant warehouse which stored all the fermenting vats, standing right over one of them, on a side ladder, there’s some little bastard pissing into it.
We took no more free samples thereafter.
Haven’t drank Corona since. It’s literally piss beer with a Mexican name owned by the makers of Buttwiper (Anheuser Busch).
They were somewhat missing in my small town at first but did return well before everything died down.
Tuco is OK.
I worked my ass off for 45 years and didn’t get that in my 401K. We are done! And my wife and friends denigrate me for saying I am never going to vote again. I will not! Fuck them all. I’m going live on venison and rabbit.
Please update us on your methods of harvest of God’s Blessings
.308, .22, 20 gauge, 12 gauge, .556, .223, etc.etc.etc. Nuff said? God bless!
Bob, this is FF. This has already been covered.
Bring back law and order! Jail the entire Bidet Administration! Let’s Go, Brandon!
Sorry, Bob, but f.f.ers need a little humor. I got bitched at because of last week’s seriousness, so this “29” black Friday the white Russians will be served early…
From Frank, to be frank, fuck it.
That you back there, Mix? Did you tell her she’d feel a little prick?
I don’t understand the insinuated symbolism. Uhm…….
Yeah, it were me, she ain’t concerned any which way, and yeah, that is my right hand.
That you, Jenny?
I agree, but be aware they also might make you tired, might give you headaches, might make you sick to your stomach, might stick around for a lot longer than you like, and might even kill you. And if things go poorly, they might even get the government involved, then you’re really screwed.
1 Russian in, an afterthought, but 3 Russians in…
When I see a tongue piercing I know it’s an invite for a tonsil glazing.
I hate tongue piercing as it is totally groady to the max.
Unless….
And tramp stamps.
Captions needed…
Oh sh*t! The covid grater!
He looks like a first grater.
Slide in John Podesta’s yard. (Oh, I cringed even typing that.)
Yeah, I know, some of the captions will be cheesy, but others will be great.
Grate.
So I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
I actually ran this joke by my blind friend and he thought it was seriously funny, as opposed to offensive.
Hire the handicapped, there fun to watch.
…they’re fun to watch…
Simple English, you failed… retard…
Dr. Fauxi’s fun slide for kids. There is also a canine version.
Less than 2 hrs after gleefully listening to the screams of the cheddar as it was grated onto his canned spaghetti product, Mortimer realized that Karma does exist.
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This monster would’ve been Hitler’s BFF. Looking forward to the same outcome as Hitler’s for him.
This Asshat is way overdue for a dirt nap.
I still say we should’ve given credit where it was due and named it the Chink-19 virus.
I can’t believe the Chinese facial recognition thing actually works. There’s a billion of em and they all look alike.
Fauci-19. You know this was developed in the US ( likely Fort Detrick or elsewhere), and released in China so it would seem normal and so they could first lock up and murder millions both as a precedent and as payment for services rendered.
This is what I believe as well
US, China, Russia, UK they are all in cahoots for the reset. The animosity is just a show.
You’re are correct. They started the propaganda using “vaping”.
Always check the date…
https://www.baltimoresun.com/maryland/baltimore-county/cng-co-vape-shops-impacted-20191111-27ky5peyofhjnkemfukqrqehk4-story.html
Developed at Detrick or Chapel Hill, and distributed at the Military World Games, Oct 2019 Wuhan, mayhap? The soldiers needed to be “vaccinated,” first; all the while being fit and leading to no deaths.
With all due respect Bob P President Trump called it first, Chiiiiina virus loved hearing him say that
Win
Yes!
On the one hand, this is pitiful, on the other, I wouldn’t touch either of them with a six-foot pole.
We will be shooting at.each other someday
I truly look forward to Friday evening when the comment section has filled up with awesome responses. Let loose the dogs of war!!!
How about some pre-nkit warmup…
If Toto only had a brain.
Now that’s funny. I don’t care who you are.
Toto’s a genius compared to this clown.
I’d like to solve it…
Pat, where are you when we need you now?!
The Federal Reserve Monetary policy in real life
Hasid, what would you say if I told you masks are completely useless against a virus?
Hey! Is that Justin?
The pet store told me when I bought him he was just an ordinary kitten, but I’m starting to have my doubts.
Rejected by the pussy.
too far away, needs more fujigmism.
That’s a Combo-faced! Rare but not unheard of. Ladder-floor faced!
That poor girl got hurt
You ain’t kiddin.
Pro F1 drivers need their downtime…
The first instance of a cheerleading scholarship being practical and useful in the real world.
I always thought a dinosaur fight would be more scary.
Those are actually minisaurs. Some of the smallest dinos.
Oh, I thought it was two politicians fighting over a slush fund of taxpayer money.
Haagneseh’s family had one hell of a Friday night dinner.
Don’t see that every day in the Midwest. Hell, you never see that here.
Whitney Houston’s “I wanna dance with somebody” comes to mind.
Our mean IQ is several points lower than China’s because we’re not racist.
She could do this for another year and still be fat.
And still stupid.
Booster shot fulfilled.
I have been this tired in an airport before.
He’s the LoJack monkey in the trunk, (which I couldn’t find), but his mother confirmed it.
biden’ favorite hooker.
Are they making Poltergeist 4?
Houstons Mayor out for a walk with a fellow intellectual.
Don’t dis da dog!!
My main question here is, what idiot made that glass? A secondary question is, what idiot would pay this guy for this routine?
Probably a waiter or the owner; else, the few bucks he was paid is easily worth entertaining patrons so they feel like they had a good time and got their moneys worth. Happy customers come back.
Black guy in the back is mesmerized.
Finally a black guy picks up the tab… I’ll see my wait out
Gotta love Weird Al
Put a cushion on top and it would be perfect.
Wife: I did your job and took out the garbage this morning just before the truck arrived. Was that trash can ever heavy!
Ah&hhhh!
Tbats just coool
That’s pretty cool.
Let your wife see it plenty of times, just like this, then when you hear her coming out to the garage, just hide your girlfriend in there.
That looks genius – until something falls over in the back and jams the rotation.
They’re gonna make an ugly coat.
Oh, come on, dog lovers; it’s a joke.
some people ain’t got no sense of humor.
Placemats?
Dog delivery at the Fauci residence.
Fauci dogs.
Run Beagle’s, run!!! Flip-flop Fauchi is in the house!!!
Don’t let Fauci see that.
Delivering Joy upon us All
Dr. Fauci your new experiments are here.
Now we know who let the dogs out (sorry, I just had to)
Run and hide before Fauci finds you!
Dr. Fauci, here’s those beagles you wanted….
How do you say ‘dinner is served’ in korean?
Slinky Chinky?
Yes, racist.
I wonder if you could get that to walk down the stairs at the capitol to take out a bunch of octogenarian politicians?
You got yours, I got mine.
Now let’s see her go down the stairs, alone or in pairs.
Shake those hips baby!
That cat is sly!!!
That cat is next on the menu
lmao
And blekflast for the pick.
that stretch was kinda like the stretch a guy would do in the theater to get his arm around you when a teenager
You want equal rights? Then pay once in a while!
Here’s a brick…try that again.
Nice to see a blond using her head….
… for something other than a sperm receptacle…
Walk on me with spike heeled shoes on…
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DpcPkH9wUXAM&ved=2ahUKEwjG5vybkvHzAhVIk2oFHU4uBJMQwqsBegQIBBAE&usg=AOvVaw3WTq7huoDaVZ_lZyu2K1By
Boy was he embarrassed the next morning when he woke up beside her.
Not sure if that is a Black or a Griz..though I’d vote for the latter..Drunk Russian SOB…They’re better than cars..I guess…
s….
Hold my bear.
That is just plain cool.
Worry not; the van will right itself as soon as Mr. Nadler exits.
He’d still lose on Forged In Fire.
Stupid kid exercise band FACED!
nkit, when I told you I wanted to see a pussy being licked this is not what I meant.
Bob, I think you have attracted a few haters. Congrats!!
I call that a masterpiece.
Stop making fun of the cat. You would do this if you could too.
Emmm, I can taste yesterday’s food on my foot.
Ah…an observer !
And one wonders how covid is transmitted.
That’s what you pay for in food, vet bills and stinky cat litter. Fucker walked thru piss and shit seconds earlier.
Oh the Humanity!
Just licking the shit, piss and litter from its feet
I see a lawsuit coming.
More likely an ass whoopin.
I’d throw that f’ing skateboard over the railing.
Shawn felt bad that he sat in the basement drinking while his mother plunged to her death taking the laundry downstairs.
Neat, but really, what is the point?
Can you please stop that shit for a minute and pour my drink?
Shaken, not stirred.
First, what is this pile of ashes doing on the new carpet? Second, where is the cat?
Third, why is the circuit breaker for this side of the house popped?
A work of art
It just gets better
fried pussycat…
Must be owned by a libtard.
Oh, the potential….
Theft is theft, no matter how creative.
I’d normally respect the ingenuity, but Coke should be on everyone’s boycott list after that Allstar fiasco. I wouldn’t even take a free one.
I saw some trick with the ones that sends it across a few years ago, and I’ve forgotten how it worked. I had thought about trying it on a weekend in the breakroom where I worked.
This gif of a black man making a fool out of two white men is required viewing at Harvard this fall.
As a part of CRT
This making fun of a midget, I mean homunculus, er, Lilliputian, er minikin, um teensy-weensy little fucker, should not be allowed!
He posed, so he thot it were funny too.
actually the spike proteins shedding from the vax are in all bodily fluids. So be careful who you even kiss, let alone do the dirty deed with
When we were kids we were told if you dig deep enough you get to China. They must have been told you get to America.
Yeah, but he is going lateral. So is he digging to Mongolia?
I remember going down to a neighbors house when I was about 7, a kid was literally digging to China. I’ll bet his dad put him up to it. I don’t recall clearly, I think I helped with about two digs with the shovel, then told him good luck.
What the fuck?
When your eyes open only halfway, what else can you do but dig sideways??
Have some Pity there folks!
We can always tell by the way she scurries about that MrLibery has been taking liberties again.
Got shit all over it’s ass. I can only think this must be Jerry Naddler’s sheep
You never usually see shit like that until after ingesting magic mushrooms.
Hillary after her adrenochrome fix.
Scrapie’s
a tard celebrating getting the vax
Don’t get cocky. The goldfish is up next, and he never loses.
Yup, you definitely have a hater.
Play that game again but against an octopus…
. . . win…
. . . . . . and THEN I’d actually be impressed
Susan
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