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Genius because it transfers more energy into the wall and less down the handle. <3
No! The other wall!
Please refer to the previous gif. So what you reap? (sarc.)
Knock down that wall. Knock down that wall. And knock down that fargin wall.
But that’s not all, folks; it’s also a toilet!
Last day of the State Fair of Texas, you can get some great deals on the display merch.
How Rover discovered he loved pork buttons.
Men are dogs.
Men are pigs,
some are both.
Thank you, ladies.
Mix
If you love the one and shoot the other, your pasture won’t be ripped up.
And breakfast
Yeah, but can he do a kickflip?
Tommy made grandpa proud.
Not all pets are vodka.
Coming this spring, “Liberals Down”.
The sexy excitement overwhelms…
Nice recoil dampers.
Bottom one is my fantasy of my girlfriend. Top is reality.
I figured Wang would get whacked in the dong.
That’s all well and good, but are you cleaning up the mess?
Must be related to Liberace.
Pretty good trick. Guy in the back must have gotten an eyeball of her changing the dress.
Jealous bitch.
True love. The dog will love him long after the woman strips him of his assets and dumps him.
Not the threesome he had in mind.
He smiled at the interaction till he pulled his stump back.
Aquarium donations daily.
Call of Duty.
Too lazy to find the toilet paper aisle.
She’s still wearing a mask, so she deserved it.
That a jizz trough.
Karens downvote welcome.
4 W.R’s. in so f u.
We got ourselves a chinmasker!
WHO let the dogs out, who, who.
Let’s see a cat do that
Dirk was pleased with his purchase till he discovered the ladies weren’t impressed. “Maybe I should’ve got it in red,” he thought.
What? His shadow was parched.
Reality “2021”.
What about the blonde just behind her, buddy?
…and f.f.
Karma — of the instant variety…
George thought he got away with one till he went to pick his nose and it wasn’t there.
Let’s not forget the three eyebrows he has now.
Just keeping dinner warm for later.
How Sanjib’s Fun Park keeps the cost of feeding the piranhas low.
Cozumel was never the same.
It’s gonna blow!
Omg can you imagine the smell?
Keep it together man…
I laugh at your downvotes and drink at your Lilliputian intuition.
Hey Pinhead, you bring your PuzzleBox?
Why won’t anyone hire me???,
Racism you dolt.
Career man
After you get your vax, avoid boys trying to load their Red rider BB gun.
Mentally ill
I always wonder about guys who wear mascara
Coronahoax injected or not…
. . . does it really make any difference at this point for that (type) individual?
Holy living litebrites Batman!
Future capital bldg. west wing entrance.
Me, Now!
Stay tuned for the Sanchez family giving thanks for its first meal this month. Hilarity ensues as three starve to death.
Mom…
Momma’s crib be…
Liberals take note,
You’re not that far down the food chain.
My surround sound does that too, 6 white Russians later.
Yeah, how’s it work whilst watching Teen Angel Airtight Cheerleader 6?
From a young age it was clear Rachel Levine had the right stuff to be a four star admiral in today’s USA!
Fun and informative for the whole family.
Crosman 1377 .177 cal. pump air pistol.
.
I had a Benjamin ,177 pump pistol and a Sheridan Silver Streak.
Ah, the boyhood memories…
I’ve still got one. Neighbor gave it to me because it would barely spit out the .177 pellet.
Turned out to be a 5mm. works great.
Yea, you want a piece of me.
House Republican daily session masks.
Where do you get them???
Amazon has them. Type middle finger Halloween mask.
Facts matter.
A conundrum, which one do you suck on?
The middle one…and play with the other two.
Motorboat with a friend, or?
I don’t know why, but it’s somewhat unsettling. (just saying. I didn’t give it the down vote)
Jeesuz unibrow! Uttar Praedish’s finest.
Yep, I got me one of those. You have a card that has the RFID in it. Like this guy, he put it under the statue. I did the same thing. Mine holds two guns.
I have only one, and it sleeps under my pillow.
Law enforcement knows about those…..
Dammit, I have chickens eating eggs also.
Fuckin A
Gives ‘shooting’ a movie new meaning.
Well shit, I guess we got us the “Quockerwodger in Chief” on our hands for 3 more fucking years.
True dat!
O tay, Butt wheat
But it can’t be, you’re dead!!
Fauci needs to die in hell, slowly.
Fauci -Faust, see the connection.
Rubbed done with baloney
I love dogs, but I don’t trust a dog with yellow eyes.
Old proverb that someone should have told Alec Baldwin: “The gun is always loaded, and the dog always bites”.
I mean, how stupid can a man be? After all his sanctimonious moralising, to point a gun at a woman and pull the trigger? And then bitch, “I didn’t know it was loaded”? How is such stupidity not a crime?
Poor flies.
Amen. Beef prices at an all time high and the Cow Calf producers are taking it in the shorts.
“Beyond Beef” is having a huge sale…..and crickets make a nice appetizer..
Isn’t it amazing how the producers are never the ones benefiting from price increases?
40-50% of beef herds are produced by part-timers/small-farmers/hobbyist, last I heard. Without all of them operating at a loss, I wonder what it would be like.