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Rabid squirrel?
Yep.
You silly sod; you got us all worked up.
That squirrel has got a viscous streak a mile wide; it’s a killer!
What’ll he do? Nibble your bum?
(with apologies to Monty Python)
I’ve soiled me armour!
Vicious…
Was a nice toupe!
Where the heck is Fugigm???? I serve him up a classic “Squirrel faced” and he’s a no show…
Hey, there is something more pathetic than be chased away by a squirrel.
Pantifa member on day off.
As Jed Clampett would say, ” Pitiful, Pitiful “
That guy almost flops as hard as Lebron James. Almost…
some Darwin nominees
Islamic version of Jarts (the lawn darts game).
You think this is bad, we lost to them.
Well, it did take them 20 years to do it.
We lost the minute the first boot hit the ground.
Obama called it “rules of engagement” that’s when our troops had no chance
Followed by joke:
Marine Sargent and Marine on patrol found an overwhelming force:
Sargent says fire a warning shot
Marine takes aim and cleanly blows the head off of enemy
Sargent says I said a warning shot, Marine says I did it was a warning to the others
Always loved it
Some of us did this all the time with mortars found in CAX/ITX/Whatever it’s called now. Probably training / dud mortars but we hoped it wasn’t in case it popped. FML. -an 0311.
In Iraq, during the first Persian Gulf War, another MI team in my company stopped and picked up an unexploded cluster bomb and threw into the back of their hut. Total morons.
The egg-toss- shaheed version. Just wait until they get 10 yards apart- Loser wins!
Cemeteries don’t just fill themselves.
Jed’s Con. Co. doubles down.
SIGN AT THE OFFICE:
. . . .ZERO. . . .
Days Since
. . . .Last. . . .
. .Accident. .
CPR when the engine stops?
The trouble with recruiting gays is they tend to blow things that shouldn’t be blown.
Because a new hood is far cheaper than a ladder.
You get any paint on my car and I floor it.
Remington “00” laxative.
The trouble with recruiting gays . . . oh, never mind.
Alec Baldwin School of Gun Safety.
The politically correct (leftyleft) preparing for the upcoming civil war?
He heard about the pump-action shotgun and just had to find out for himself.
About to rip himself a new arschloch
Marksmanship
Skid-marksmanship
If you are gonna do this, use the butt of the gun
If it works in a pinch.
At first Henry was up shit creek without a pickup, then his friend showed up.
I’d make her sit back there, too.
That’s a “he” with a beard and a man bun.
So, what’s the diff?
Those stoplights complete the scene.
How did he die?
The phone rang.
What?
Helen had to pee.
First slowly then all at once.
I used to have a 90 foot long, 12 foot high privet hedge on my property. Every year I had to give it a serious haircut. Something this stupid NEVER occurred to me….but buying a badass hedge trimmer certainly did.
That’s an expensive way to trim hedges. He’d been better off financially hiring a pro.
This worked like a charm till the crane went the wrong way and hit the electric lines. Neighbours wondered what the cool light show was about.
That’s a simplicity mower.
A simpleton mowing.
At least he has his hands on the wheel…
In today’s woke military, they’d be holding a skirt.
Skinny fatigues for the 82nd Airborne?
I enjoy Service humor
Mrs. Hughes, his fifth grade teacher, explained, “I had no choice. The fat little shit wouldn’t wear a mask.”
How stupid can you get? use the torch.
HababHHHHHHahahHaHillarys grandson
No, it’s perfectly safe. It has a red flag.
Now that’s one high-quality bench.
That was awesome. Do it again
Bench SACKED!
Don’t worry, darling. That’s Monty. He’s only a problem if you try to leave before committing to me.
After Whitmere’s recall of executive powers, alligators were her only choice to reduce the number of nursing home residents, (still covid death).
??? That was a private photo of my ex wife!
How did you get that??
Voted for Biden.
After he died.
Twice!
Hold my beer
Ve have veys of mekking you talk
I’ve seen worse. At least the ladder isn’t going anywhere.
Yup. Red flag. That’s fine.
I’ve been to India. These guys are amateurs. They could fit a fridge on there, too.
Stupid Canadians. An Indian wouldn’t need the trolley.
Love how the dad gets a helmet and the kid does not.
Honey, can you clean Misty out of the filter again?
That fucker killed a Dog!
You saw it, right there on Friday Fail!
fauci’s cat.
Yep, still a jack-off.
Houston’s Mayor during visiting hours.
Yes, your honour, I threw a fastball that broke their arms, but that’s what they called for.
How you communicate between cells.
Experts
They’re playing rock, paper, scissors.
Hey, if given the choice of an affair with a man or a transwoman or Nancy Pelosi or an alligator, I’d make the same choice.
What Australians look like after steroids and their fifth Covid booster jab.
As the muscles increase, it will eventually pinch their heads off.
I like the one that does Heil Hitler better.
He was executed by Fauci and his gang but I remember him fondly to this day
Partners in crime
Shot Tagg in the face, man, was it funny.
When chinky virus door temp takers get out of control.
Well ok then
Typical day driving in Dallas…
Southbound 35. Trucker was helping out.
You don’t want to take that exit.
And when the wife saw it ?
comment removed after I saw the sweet 16.
Smoker by Steelcase.
Where’s all my money?
Safely locked away in the bottom drawer of my filing cabinet.
The old lead paint cabinets worked much better.
I have one in the garage I was going to throw away…not now.
So . . . I guess this means I flunked my driver’s test?
Remember that’s Shwaneeta vertical parking.
Men are men, goats are nervous, and women cook. What a religion.
This is how gossip starts. What are those guys doing in there?
Where can I order 50,000 of those boxes?
I only need 545 of ’em.
Box, holds 2 at least. You can get by with 273.
What a lovely morning. I just know it’s gonna be a great da–
49,999 boxes left.
I was hoping for a better outcome.
Now that’s a wet pussy.
Panning back f.f. comes into focus…
A virtual reflective shit show of life
Jill Biden
Modern windows by Concussion Bros. Inc. LLC.
Needs a prop rod.
Clearly a fake. Shelves don’t have that many groceries on them anymore.
I remember when $1000 of groceries did not fit in 1 cart.
I’m not as psychopathic as Fauci, but still…
How Todd broke his ribs and flunked physics.
More like balls
fixits for friscans.
Won’t go to bed with me, you say?
He’s a squirter.
‘You said you needed a shower! Just trying to help’.