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I’m with her, #metoo, doesn’t matter who – vote blue, drinking soy, and buying my boy gender neutral toys.
I’m pro-choice, I watch The Voice, I have a blue checkmark and a RedTube account.
I’m against kids in cages, have beaten all the Super Mario stages, and when Bernie once again asks for my financial support I just ask “In what amount?”
I wear the mask, I’m triple vaxxed, I’m opening borders and hiring foreign workers.
I think libertarians are fascist and property crimes are racist, I’m healthy at any size and have my eyes on the prize.
And Snopes will debunk any alt-right punk who might have thunk differently.
And you know what? I’m still never going to be part of “the club.”
Turns out the people calling the shots don’t need me to cheer them on.
They’ve got the power, they’ve got the money, they’ve got the connections, and having little old me on their side’s just the icing on the cake.
But hey – I can still take some pride in rooting for the winning side.
Maybe they’ll return the favor and let me work at one of their corporations once all the small businesses have been eradicated from the nation.
It’s the least the club can do for their most outspoken supporter.
That said, may I please take your order?
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Sure. I’ll take a RUGER AR-556 MPR .223 REM / 5.56 NATO 18” BARREL with a 30 RDS clip and a 1919 model Colt 45 with a hundred thousand rounds of ammo each. To go.
I think you mean a 1911 unless you were meaning a Browning m1919 machine gun, both fine weapons
You’re right. 1911. Although a machine gun is not a bad idea.
Send ne a RUGER I am not that good with a handgun these days.
clip? You’re disqualified.
Sounds like its time for a Big (Disco) Club (Inferno)!!!
It’s a big club and they plan to use it on you.
It’s a big club….and it’s time to use it.
To Hardscrabble Farmer,
Do you have any interesting anecdotes about George Carlin from your days in the biz?
Thank you.
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx
Even if they would let you join their club, why on earth would you want to?
Methinks it’s better to stick to the narrow path..
Fuck George Carlin.
Did not age well.
Demonic.