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One would think, with the fetid cesspool of corruption befouling the entire planet, that it would be difficult (and disgusting) to dive to the bottom of it all, but I think I can make a convincing case that the sludge devastating the world is the almighty central banker. What proof do I have? Well, let’s borrow from the economics profession, which infest central banks everywhere, and say we assume it. Now an economist might go about proving my proposition like so:
J(x) = Li (x) + ∑p Li(xp) – log 2 + ꭍx∞ (dt/t(t2-1) log t)
To simplify this, it means, “We don’t know what the fuck we’re talking about, so we’ll attempt to dazzle you with mathematical gibberish so you’ll think we do know what we’re talking about, and you’ll let us get away with stealing every GD last penny from every hard-working chump in the world.”
Do central bankers do what they do because they are greedy, because they are evil, or because they are stupid? Yes. We know that the great majority of them are economists, which is only surprising because most of us would have guessed the most evil/greedy/stupid people were lawyers, but they only get the silver despite giving it their all. In general, economists are not known for much except getting things wrong. If an economist predicted the sun will rise tomorrow, it wouldn’t.
Oh, I just thought of an economist joke:
Me: What would you say to me if I told you your profession is a plague on humanity?
Economist: Assume a witty reply.
Not bad, eh? I thought of that myself.
How do warmongering governments get the money to plunder and pillage all over the world? Central bankers conjure it out of nothing. Nothing warms a central banker’s evil heart more than exploding innocent villagers or stealing an orphan’s last dime. Who enabled (or ordered) governments to shut down the entire society over a bad cold, and quash all our human rights and ruin the middle class as a cover for transferring trillions of dollars to the oligarchs behind it all? Central bankers. Why do I have to get up to pee at least twice every night now? Yes; central bankers, because I didn’t used to have to and, um, carbon or something. Who’s responsible for inflation that’s destroying everyone’s standard of living? Central bankers. This is a particularly noteworthy failure since the cardinal function of a central bank is to protect the currency. That the dollar has lost 98% of its value since the Fed was created is all the evidence a thinking person would need to shut down the arch criminals, but central bankers control the people nominally in charge of them, and they don’t allow anyone with a brain or integrity into positions of power.
But don’t worry. The Fed has a plan to save us from the ravages of inflation, and here it is straight from the (glue factory) horse’s mouth: “A Thanksgiving dinner serving of poultry costs $1.42. A soybean-based dinner serving with the same amount of calories costs 66 cents and provides almost twice as much protein.” The main problem with that: soybeans taste like ass; and not Gal Gadot ass, Oprah Winfrey ass. Their MSM water boys were right on the story. NBC’s answer to expensive Thanksgiving dinner is to invite fewer people: “Grandma, granddad, instead of inviting you to Thanksgiving supper this year, we’ve decided to invite you to fuck off.” CBS contributed this helpful tidbit: “Meatless Mondays could soon be followed by Tofu Tuesdays, at least among more frugal shoppers.” Allow me to complete the week: Watermelon Wednesdays, at least among more niggerish shoppers; Thistle Thursdays; Fellatio Fridays; Snatch-slurping Saturdays. CBS , ever concerned with the welfare of the people, also suggested people check guests for covid and vaccination certificates before admission to the meal. Next year, you Yanks should also give your guests a pap smear, breast exam, and testicle check at the door. “Welcome to my humble abode to give thanks for all we have; now whip out your balls.”
Having failed so spectacularly at their assigned mission, central bankers are now venturing into new territory to see what they can abscond with or otherwise ruin. They’re moving big time into the global warming farce, or rather climate change. Since the globe wasn’t actually warming they had a credibility problem, so, rather than admit the entire charade is a play for power and money they did what any politician would do; they changed the narrative, complete with a new marketing slogan. “Climate change” is perfect because they can panic the stupid masses every time the damn weather changes and stick their rapacious claws into everyman’s pocket and stick their growing noses into everyman’s business in their heroic effort to save the planet! All hail central bankers!
Following this, they plan on forcing everyone into their centralized digital currencies so they can track and control everything we do. All jail central bankers!
Allow me to get serious for a moment so I can properly castigate them.
Dear Central Bankers:
Your entire organization is a disgrace, a treacherous one that will likely end up ruining the global economy. The power that a group of big-headed, small-minded economists has is beyond belief, and the arrogance to think you can control an unimaginably complicated economy with a couple of clumsy policy levers and some magic words is breathtaking. It’s all a colossal fraud. You’re out of control, and you should all be in prison!
Yours disrespectfully,
Bob
There, got that out of my system.
Oh! I have to get up and pee more often because I’m drinking a lot more now since draconian governments have outlawed everything else I do, which they can only get away with because central bankers are funding their actions. So there.
In short, the entire business model on which our Ponzi economy is based is about to implode, and the main culprits are the world’s central bankers. They imposed the covid hoax on us in a desperate attempt to steal as much as they can before the system dies and to maintain power after the system dies. That no single group has ever caused so much havoc has earned them Friday Fail of the Week (and probably of the millennium). Congrats, you sinister motherfuckers. I trust there’s a special spot reserved for all of you in the Ninth Circle of Hell.
As for those of us who aren’t evil psychopaths bent on destroying the world, enjoy Friday Fail!
Bob’s your uncle.
Excellent Rant Bob!
Gal Gadot ass…..
Oprah Winfrey ass
It’s that small? Oh well, I bet Gayle King still finds it in the dark.
Nailed the intro Bob, good words!
20 y.o. male models?
Zoolander?
Should have a pic of Powell?
Bob,
Why do you never share how you really feel? (just a joke) Seriously you make many excellent points !
One thing the Central Bankers have not foreseen is that the destruction of both the middle class and the global economy will negatively affect their way of life. Sure they will have billions or trillions, and all the wage slaves they want, but technological process grinds to a halt without the mass market.
When they need surgery, will doctors study for 8+ years for a high wage to be a slave with nothing to buy? The elites can declare, we want an iPhone 14 (or whatever), the total global volume will probably be a few thousand, if it is even designed and made.
And have they worked out the economics of needing 10 million ‘enforcement officers’ to make sure farmers impoverished by inflation will keep growing food?
“Farmers impoverished by inflation” They will bring back debt peonage and lock their mobility to the land. In other words, feudalism for the elites and serfdom for the masses – with a couple of closely governed guilds for necessary technicians.
Bob, your writing is reminiscent of Will Cuppy without the footnotes. `1
1. Will Cuppy used a lot of footnotes.
If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
Don’t forget soybean is one of two main ingredients in SOYLENT GREEN.
And after she chugged every one of them, I was ready to propose. But not only did she not share her beer, she didn’t share her body, even after I paid $142 for five cups of stadium beer. So I just skipped straight to the divorce.
and she took whatever you had left!?!?
She also assumed all of Bob’s credit card debt? :))
…and had it paid off in three nights?
Oh,, you didn’t buy her a house?
Still, I’d rather be rich.
Shoot I quit Pfizer in 2016 only after 7 months of not sleeping and driving for Sales 200+ miles per day will making more calls than anyone. I don’t need to be the best dressed man at my funeral. Yeah that bad. Blacklisted ever since. Just the power of Pfizer. I’ll just drink in the afternoon with Bob P. and others here in SC after leaving MA. What a mess up there.
Yeah, but one gets a cardboard box in that hole, vs the other in a satin-lined, cushy casket.
It’s still a hole.
And you don’t know or don’t care about how nice the coffin is.
If only it were so…
Trigger Finger Binger!
Kyle sez, “where’s my fries, douche ??”
That would be partial justice, prior to the prosecutor’s hanging.
I hear Brandon is working on getting his patch.
The Sons of Alzheimer’s promised to make Joe an honourary member, but they forgot.
That’s better than my idea of skull with crossed crutches: “Hell’s Oupas” (Afrikaans for Grandpa)
Looks like nkit is still offline thanks to AT&T. Bastards probably lost a bunch of technicians due to the vaccine mandate bullshit. Not bad enough that they held off competition and ripped off all telephone customers for decades, now they can’t even get someone over to nkit’s place to fix his internet, which mars our enjoyment of Friday Fail. The nerve! I hereby award AT&T an honourary mention in FF of the Week. That’ll show ’em.
Colorado Artist, B_MC, Georges S, Mix, and MrLiberty you did a great job filling in last week, and we’re hoping you come through again.
Side boob
THAT’S some side boob…
This girl needs a couple cheeseburgers—daily—for a month at least
Never denigrate small breasts or petite women. They are gorgeous.
SIDE BOOBS!
Reporting for duty, sir!
Was late today as there is an exhibition at The Denver Art Museum
of “Americans In Paris” and I went to see it. It was really good.
I wonder what happens to all these companies requiring the shot when all the tech support is in India and can take ivermectin?
God help us, there’s even token llamas now.
That’s some really rough looking dudes.
Thank God I’m a fag, then….
I call dibs on the one in the Daisy Dukes.
Real women ready to cull the herd of genetic inferiors.
Bottom left, you can keep the broad.
Calling out the pathetic epic beta male faggot downvote. Name yourself or never show yourself here ever again. C’mon be a brave faggot. Or.. confirm my assessment of you. Waiting……
We don’t call 911.
Our Zenith 25″ had a remote control (early 70s). It used tuning forks to create a sound that changed the channel up and down, muted the sound, and turned the TV on and off. The only problem was that other sources of sound could change the channel. I remember my dog had a chain collar that would randomly change the channel when she would walk around. And the TV only weighed about 100 lbs.
That’s why they are still (?) called clickers… 😊 I still call it a clicker.
The later model was called the Zenith Space Command.
My grandma had one in the 70’s. It wasn’t sound though, it was like infrared or something.
And it was voice controlled, too.
The first remote used light to send a signal to one of the four corners of the TV, depending on what you wanted to do. Now that’s an Alie Fact!
Me: I just mean that it was harder to listen to a song when you wanted to, so in that way you have it better today. On the other hand, we had real music when I was your age, not the utter garbage out today, and we didn’t have technology that spies for Amazon in our house, so we could have a conversation like this without worrying that someone is listening in and can use it against us.
Yeah, but you’ll still never have a dick.
What we’ve really lost is the shared experience of radio. Everyone listening to the same stuff together, e.g. American Graffiti. Or The Eagles: “Some time before the sun comes up the radio is gonna play that song”. And something about CS Lewis that I’ve imbibed too much bourbon to recall. Help me out here.
Pull up to a light with the person in the next car over singing the same song, and you sing together like it’s a concert.
Or:
P F I Z E
My grandmother used the word “cunt” once when we were playing Scrabble. Of course, to her “twat” was just an ordinary noun.
Bullshit. Granny still smokes pot and listens to Led Zep on Pandora. She was a horndog back in the day and still is. When she dies you’ll have to confront her extensive dildo collection. She was at Woodstock when you were just a shit-stain in her panties.
Drugs! Sex! Rock and Roll!
Fuck all of your up votes.
You must be 40! Granny listened to Elvis on a phonograph, drank gin, was a hot dog but kept that quiet, and the only dildo she had was hidden away like a sacred relic. And she wasn’t a dirty hippy at Woodstock. She was a sophisticate at Yhe Monterrey Jazz Festival.
Tell him that I identify as a woman, so he shouldn’t be embarrassed.
Even the Nu variant? How can we be sure? Oh, God, I need another vax!
Ummm, how’d you get your ass that high?
I loved wiping my hands on those! It mad me feel connected to the thousands who had come before me, as if we had shaken hands.
I do, but they’re all going to die before me, so I don’t care.
The funny thing is, few weeks ago at Aldi, I chatted with a guy who was bitching about just being able to retire at age 60 and he told me that I should be bitching too because when I reached his age I may have to work to 67. I burst out laughing, told him I was retired for the past 3 years at the age of 67 and I was now 70. He left the counter line like he had forgotten something.
In France most French get retired at 60 still.
In China it was 50 until a couple of years ago, it’s now 55.
Old is always 20 years older than you are now
Quote: “The older I get, the older OLD becomes…”
Weird, no. Liberating, yes. I’m an old man with cancer, heart disease, and a .357 Magnum.
The Universe needs to pray that my wife dies before I do.
Plenty of cancer cures, you just have to find a naturopath
Since much of the Third World is only now reaching the 1970s, this costume qualifies as cultural appropriation, and it should not be allowed!
We’re through being cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5aZOW42vbQ
Forget about the ninnies and the twits.
I have this tape……
While we wait for more to comment on, how about a Friday Fail for worst song of all time? Here’s my nominee:
This song works well as an emetic.
This is horrible…
Franzl Lang yodeling for 10 hours.
I win!
There are a lot of things worth doing for 10 hours……yodeling is not one of them.
But listening to Franzl for 10 hours is a different thing altogether.
Nope – it’s actually cheating. It’s an endless loop that cycles over and over and over. Bob P wins (or should I say all of us that listened to it lose).
Aight, he’s one just as bad.
OK, so he’s one even worse.
Vegas Vacation, Beverly D’Angelo singing this…….
Ouch.
This is worse.
“I got my mind set on you” by george harrison is far worse
So I give you this in tribute to George
With Billy Preston, Eric Clapton,and George Harrison Jr, Paul and Ringo in back up
Latka Gravis’ biggest hit from the late seventies.
Still sounds better than half of the crap on the radio today. Has a better beat, too.
Try this one.
What the actual fuck?
be ok with some percussion…
Needs more cowbell !!
Outside of the alpenhorns joining in, the background music sounds like someone just breathing in and out through a harmonica.
Here is my submission:
Sweet Jeebus!
The school system, as we all know, is a great success when it comes to turning out unthinking drones, and I can think of innumerable improvements needed–razing the entire system is the best bet–but for now, allow me to start with a minor point. Teach the new generation how to apply a fucking apostrophe!
Grandma is able to use proper grammar and punctuation; unlike millennial, meme-making “conservatves” who are, in all likelihood, to the left of most “liberals” of Grandma’ day.
https://awwmemes.com/i/df6eb9dca6194fb1afc8427573aa04da
In Waukesha, grandma got run over by a useless, racist, terrorist cockroach.
Grandma got run over by a jogger should do the trick…
No alcohol is not the solution!
But it is a solution, chemically speaking.
Yup, the grimace on the face of a toddler at his or her first taste of beer is priceless.
My Dad used to leave a couple of swallows in the can and hand it to me so I could think I looked cool. Mom did not appreciate it, but I think it kept me from being the alcoholic my dear old pap was?
The closest I ever get to a threesome is if I get thoroughly drunk and take my wife to bed.
Or as WC Fields said: Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish f*ck in water.
Who needs whisky for that?
“Fight that cop”
If I have to do it myself, get the fuck out of my house.
If Mexicans made Ladas.
They do! Enchi-ladas
And that’s a soviet made Lada
And it was new when the picture was taken.
Should pipe that exhaust into the cab for heat. Helps reduce the carbon footprint.
Could double as a smoke house(on wheels), hang your meats in the cab and start her up.
I love lamp!
Rare or well-done
4. What should you do if you get a blowjob while driving and your wife pulls up behind you?
Whatever you do, don’t slam on your brakes or something may get bitten off.
yep–goin’ full rooftop Korean on their ass.
via use of the military.
If you can see the bullet looking down the barrel, nothing good is going to happen when the next round is fired. The barrel is obstructed.
OK I got it Colorado Artist, When I moved to SC from Western MA and lived in CT all my live where we used our fists, everyone here told me to get a gun, oh yeah not just one. At 62 YO what would be a good self/home defense weapons as I must ask a specialtist. And thanks in advance for any help. Just PM me for my needed help. Boys in the South have alot of suggestions.
For home defense, a 12 ga. pump or autoloading shotgun, with shot, not buckshot or slugs.
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Those can penetrate walls and kill your family and neighbors. That’s why I don’t
use my autoloading rifles for home defense. I use an AR style, 6 round magazine fed 12. ga.
It’s a fearsome weapon. For CC I use a Glock 48 in 9mm. easily concealed and holds 10
rounds in a single stack mag and a new 15 round mag I just discovered. WOW.
Open carry I use a Glock 21 in 45ACP and an Alien Gear holster that can be configured in numerous ways including drop leg that looks very intimidating which is the point of open carry, so everyone knows you are strapped. I use Glock because they are extremely reliable. I have never had failure over thousands of rounds. But with gun guys
you’ll get plenty of opinions. That’s mine. good luck.
The Glocks run about $600 the Citadel Boss 12 ga. about $500. Try Sportsman’s
Outdoor Superstore. You’ll have to have anything you buy shipped to an FFL
dealer near you.
Hubba, hubba.
I prefer beanbag rounds for the first shot. If that does not deter, duplex buckshot load for the second round. Works better in the “Karen Courts” to say, I tried to deter him, but he just kept coming….
I’ll look into that.
But if someone is actually in your house,
“Go ahead, make my day.”
Yes, today’s society seems to operate as if the children are in charge.
These days, that may actually work better.
He used to be Dumb and Arrogant. Now he is Senile, Dumb and Arrogant.
A pizza without cheese is like the president without a functioning brain.
Who’s this Mary Nary, and why have I never seen her at work?
Someone who doesn’t who “marinara” is.
Just order the breadsticks with marynary on the side.
Or to be more in concert with the vax mandate: All employees must stop dying before returning to work.
For those who had kids in the 80’s
Still safer than the Moderna shot.
GIT ‘ER DONE
Wouldn’t it be safer if he was standing on the top rail of the ladder?
Pretty sure that could be done from the inside.
Its winter so I can join in a bit more…
Oh please get sucked into the jet engine!
And the witch just bought a $25 million mansion in Jupiter, FL. The libs are going to try and flip Florida back to blue.
Not too worried about rising sea levels from globull warming, is she?
That won’t do it.
I want a pen that reads, “You’re an idiot for believing anything the government tells you.”
And psychopaths lecture us on what to put in our bodies.
Sociopaths.
Psychopath:
a person with a psychopathic personality, which manifests as amoral and antisocial behavior, lack of ability to love or establish meaningful personal relationships, extreme egocentricity, failure to learn from experience, etc.
Sociopath:
a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.
Are those this week’s definitions?
I have their slogan: Who wouldn’t want to fuck a fire?
That is a pregnant woman at the range.
Where is the respect?
That is what I first thought as well. Then after looking at the pic again, I see that she is squatting and that is her leg (knee))
Santa needs to bring her a brass deflector for Christmas.
Obviously never stepped on one in the middle of the night.
Jacks are far worse.
Depends on what you use them for….
Seen in Luxemburg
Hello? I just took a monster shit, and there’s no toilet paper . . . oh, sorry, Father Mulvaney, wrong number.
I was visiting a national park before this covid shit. I young lady came out of the ladies’ restroom with a “look”. She said there’s no TP in the ladies’ room. I went into the men’s, grabbed a brunch and gave it to her. A couple of minutes later, I saw a ranger and told him about it. He jumped in a motorized cart and went away. Later, I saw that he’d not gone for more TP but rather a sign that said “Out of Order”. Your govt in action.
They serve brunch in the men’s room??
Typed too fast. By the time I saw the errors, ’twas too late to edit. Cheers.
SSSOOOO TRUE…
So even their names are a lie.
I would not want to “spread” joy.
But just think of all the joy their deaths would bring to so many.
Damn, that’s ugly! Both of them. People voluntarily watch them?
The look of women who haven’t had orgasms in years.
Joy?……They look gay.
For Average Joe, beware of Aliens.