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Pussies love it!
Hi, I’m Bob, and I’d like to introduce you to my wiener.
Schnitzelhunden.
I can still read the license plate…DOXIE.
dog weirdo.
You have no grounds to deny my claim, Mr. Allstate Man. I parked my bike in a huge pile of horse shit, but still it got stolen.
If you live in LA you don’t have much choice.
No, but it also offers cavity protection.
It is if you you make a practice of talking out your ass like everyone on CNN
Dear Crest: Your ass cream really burned my hole. I want my money back.
No! Don’t just sweep away the best part of Joe.
Don’t forget big business and the Davos crowd.
You could have saved space by just putting democrats…they do all their own crap, plus all the other stuff listed.
Now now, don’t exaggerate. You need the mask along with a shot made up of the same shit that escaped the lab.
I’d rather see the same listing for 2019 and 2020. At this point everyone knows that the “vaccine” makers are good investments, but who knew in 2019 and 2020?
The extent of Brandon’s failures is inconceivable.
“This biker is a real jerk.”
That is, unfortunately, to only way to correctly lock your bike to that sort of rack.
If you must use it as intended, insert your back wheel. It is not only the correct way, but also the way that creates the least risk of damage to your bike, as well as others.
Although I note that he has done so in a manner that if I take a fancy to his wheels, they are mine in seconds.
Just park it in a lump of shit.
I haven’t worked as a hand for a long time, so the only places I might park with shit piled high and deep enough is at a lawyers office, a university or a government building.
You missed a beat. To fit with the song, it should’ve said, “I stood up way too fast again.”
You’ve actually heard the song before.
That’s good one. I will remember it.
courtesy of Odie:
https://memegenerator.net/instance/44795798/grammar-guy-lets-eat-out-grandma-grammar-matters
and a nudder one…
Source: Philthy-Delphia, and Augy, on 11-23
I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “Privileged,” a racist & responsible for slavery.
I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.
I went to High School, got a college degree, & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged”.
I am heterosexual, which according to “gay” folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the “vast NRA gun lobby”.
I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the “mainstream” media tells me, which makes me a “Right-wing conspiracy nut.”
I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.
I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort – not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.
I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.
I used to feel safe to discuss various political and social issues with others, but now my opinions have been “canceled.”
I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem – so I must be a racist.
Please help me come to terms with the new me because I’m just not sure who I am anymore! Funny – it all took place over the last 12 years! If all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I don’t even know which restroom to use… and I gotta go more frequently.
Please Please explain to me how sending American boys to Assgannistan to die for nothing protects my freedoms. To protect poppy fields for the cia to make money to start more wars and kill more people? Seriously, I want to understand. I’m not kidding.
I am retired military and I understand now I was nothing more than a cog in an apparatus run by global elites in order to achieve their agenda.
You are thinking small if you think The US is operating independently for its own purposes. The US is merely the military arm serving the global cabal
Terrorist
Oh, Hey. Look.
Gary Larson knew about Fauci and Wuhan years ago.
I believe she just fixed mine. WOW!!
Just be sure what she is getting ready to cut with that sawsall…..
I guess you love you sum red heads? Me too!
Yay nipples.
Are you sure that you’re not really nkit?
We have similar tastes.
Nobody should be using horse paste but we know of another highly effective treatment is…
I posted this on fakebook about two months ago and they actually fact-checked it. No-sense-a-humor m-f*kers.
That’s a good one!
I’d jack to that!
Hey C A,
Very nice, but more recurves if you have any. Seems only fitting considering the archers. My Sea Gypsy Tribe has some very skilled archers, but we are still accepting candidates.
And one with a very nice bow.
My pleasure.
No Gingers. Not even one this week. What the hell ?
They are here!
Seek and ye shall find.
I finally did. Scratch that last comment.
No tats please
Holding the arrow correctly, the way it was done for thousands of years, and practicing actual archer, not compound bow crap.
She’ll only do that once … then she’ll know to get that string off her nose and lip.
Why are those stains messing with Gumby? Me & Gumby go way back.
American artists who went to Paris to study..
Mary Cassatt
John Sargent
Chile Hassam
Edmund Tarbel
Cecelia Beaux
William Merritt Chase
Sargent
Frank Benson
Way to go Kathleen. How was it?