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Look outside. What’s the weather like? If it’s bright and sunny and you say it’s bright and sunny, you may be a victim of what experts (i.e., me) are calling Reality Devotion Syndrome (RDS). Typically RDS sufferers are white, non-crippled, non-faggot men. Their IQs are usually well above average, which would be impressive were IQ not white patriarch malarkey. RDS sufferers are quite dangerous as they tend to assault people with dangerous facts, insensible of the damage they are doing. Here are just a few of the more alarming beliefs these people harbour that are the polar opposite of the narrative your wise and gentle leaders work so hard to inculcate.
– They universally believe that just because President Kennedy was killed with a bullet through the throat and out the back of his head, he couldn’t have been shot from behind.
– Almost all believe that just because no jet parts or passenger parts were found from any of the four planes that crashed on 9/11, because the BBC reported Building 7 collapsed before it collapsed, and because several of the dead hijackers were found alive weeks after 9/11 that your government lied about the terrorist attack! They actually think bin Laden didn’t do it. It’s sad how some people can be so married to reality.
– They all believe that just because thousands of people signed affidavits stating they witnessed fraud, like seeing thousands of ballots arrive in the dead of night—almost all for Biden—and feeding ballots through the election machines again and again, that the election was somehow stolen. Almost as crazy, they think that thousands of dead, underage, out-of state, and foreign voters voted, almost all for Biden, also constitutes fraud. These people need help.
– They somehow believe that a couple of hundred unarmed people strolling peacefully through Congress at the invite of the Capitol Police does not constitute the worst insurrection in US history since the 1860s. What are they smoking?
– They all believe that half a million to a million new cases of covid per day, almost all among the double and triple vaccinated, means that the vaccines aren’t working. What loons! Moreover, they think that tens of thousands dropping dead within a few days of the shot suggests some sort of safety defect. They think masks and lockdowns don’t work simply because the jurisdictions that imposed them have been the hardest hit with every wave of the virus. These are dangerous thoughts that will kill your grandmother!
– Even worse than any of this they somehow believe that just because whites are responsible for virtually every useful invention and discovery in history that white culture isn’t a curse on humanity! Many still think 2 + 2 = 4! Self-centred white patriarchs! How dare they presume other cultures adhere to their arbitrary, white mathematics.
If you see someone with RDS—a dead giveaway is they don’t even wear masks!—keep your distance and call a nearby jackboot to beat him senseless and arrest him before he can infect you with his beliefs, not to mention killer covid. I’m sure you’ll agree, facts and common sense have no place in today’s society and anyone spouting them must be silenced for the greater good.
This week’s Friday Fail of the Week award goes to leftists, who accept the official narrative on, well, everything. Worse, their snooty proboscises are forever inserting themselves into our affairs, making our lives much more irksome. Leftists arsepipes, you make the species incalculably weaker, so please do the world some good for a change and get yourself neutered.
It’s snowing and Epstein didn’t kill himself.
(and we never went to the Moon)
Oh, poor sir, I think you have a terrible case of RDS.
My case of RDS is terminal.
Pray for me.
Stage IV ……… THE WORST !!!
I always enjoy your posts and know I will continue to do so.
But with all due respect, I scratch my head in wonder as to why you felt the need to make your moon landing comment.. When my parents moved us to Houston in 1964, it was to work at NASA, and during the time he worked there, he saw and had lunch on occasion with his shipmate, Alan Sheppard, with whom he was in the same air wing as a Naval Aviator in the late 1940’s.
Please don’t slander my father’s friendship, work,, and the accomplishments of Admiral Sheppard.
Again, with due respect for the wonderful contributions you give to this site of Free Speech.
Have a great weekend Sir.
I’m with you on this one Joe. My Uncle started there with the Mercury program and worked beyond retirement. The first rule about conspiracies is the bigger they are the harder it is to keep a lid on it because of the huge number of people involved. Remember, in the 1960’s the general population was much more honest with each other and themselves.
We did not go, the moon videos are verifiably fake. There are plenty of vids showing the hoax of the landing. Thanks, Stanley Kubrick.
-3 from the ignorant. Buzz Aldrin in an interview with an 8 yo girl even let it slip that we have not been there. Wake up, stop being sheeple.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DZVfhztmK9zI&ved=2ahUKEwiszOmV-KD1AhUXmmoFHVxpCr0QwqsBegQIBBAF&usg=AOvVaw1rKN01nLmyUCJ3AsDMbrG9
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Well Done!!! I like ingenuity.
Thank Heaven’s my affliction has finally been identified and named.
Thanks, Bob, I didn’t even know I was RDS. I’m still stuck on Nigger St.
“…there is racism physically built into some of our highways.” I must admit to some dubiety when I heard this while driving my car. How could any sentient being think roads are racist, I asked myself as I took a left onto Nigger Street. I thought maybe if I could see through leftist eyes I could understand it, so I shut off my higher faculties with a liberal dose of LSD and closed my eyes. Just then I heard screams and something smashed against my windshield. Then I heard screeching tires and a huge crash and I was thrown forward as my car stopped suddenly. Opening my eyes I saw a pink unicorn, a bloody chink lying on the road shaking his fist and hollering at me, and a van full of moaning spicks (maybe 25 of them) yelling at me something in Spanish (it sounded like, “Vete a la mierda”). Then, though it might’ve had something to do with the LSD–or the earthquake–the road opened up in front of me and swallowed an entire van full of spicks! From the other direction came a Lexus stuffed with coons, which plunged into the canyon, its occupants shrieking in terror, and I thought, ‘Lexus? Where’d they get that?’ At that moment I had to admit maybe the road is racist.’ When the LSD wore off, though, I shook my head and concluded that the concept of racist roads seems so farfetched only a leftist could believe it.
Bob P. 11-12-21
This one is for the Cow Doctor
Thank you Bob, now I know what’s been ailing me all these years.
Chad never dreamed he’d end up as a tee after investing four years at Harvard in gender studies, but then he’s always been an idiot.
Now you can’t un”smell” it either, syc.
Teenage Mutant Nigger Street Turtles….
The moment dad began to suspect his little Becky was a stripper.
You may need that before to long.
We can only hope. The sooner we can start to get back on track.
Canned goods last through most civil wars.
Is that a SCAR 17??? Well done, Sir!!!
‘Tis, with a tan cerakote finish.
I guess she is short-there is no magazine in the AR.
Becky did win a bronze in the special Olympics wheelchair 100 meters.
Dad was proud.
Nobody told her at Station 1369 that you slide down the fire pole feet first …
I shudda studied both neurology AND orthopedics.
Man, there is so much fail money out there.
At least she made a splash.
Kamaltoes first job
Yes, I admit this looks stupid, but it was this or the jab.
Jeff the Retard, as his crew denominated him, didn’t get much accomplished but he sure entertained the crew.
Previously that morning, Javier was standing in the Home Depot parking lot, looking for work.
Ivan the home builder thought: “This beaner will be a bargain hire, for $13 / hr., if he’s good.”
Aye! Dios Mio! Workman’s Compensation, aqui el viene.
Nothing wrong with that…
“Casual” (under the table) workers don’t get Worker’s Comp.
Hire the handi-capped they are fun to watch.
Hire the handicapped, they’re fun to watch.
That looks like something that would happen to me. Let’s just say I am on the cults side.
roof surfing.
As Adam was in the process of leaving half his face smeared on the pavement he began to wonder if inviting the entire neighbourhood to watch was a mistake.
Got to hand it to those Generation Zeros, they are mucho talented.
Adam’s new nickname is “Rash”.
Nice edema over the zygoma. Fractured that for sure.
zygomatic and maxilla it looks like
Annndddd… roadrash
Must be a lazy, worthless Millennial.
a “9” for the dismount
I told Jose if he kept taking stupid chances like that he’d regret it, but he got the booster and down he went.
Welcome to Kazakhstan.
ass clenches???
After receiving a black and dirty heart in the transplant operation, Bill, a lifelong Republican, suddenly became a Democrat.
His voting habits would have made the same change if he had died.
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LOL!
After telling his girlfriend, “Yes, your nose is broken, but look in the bright side; your ass is still perfect,” Rob was shocked to find himself single again.
Bob you are a riot!!! Good one.
It’s not a riot, it’s an insurrection rivaling the Civil War, the Holocaust, etc.
Ted Cruz says they were Terrorist.
NEVER! underestimate Rob…
As he stooped to pick up his nose, Yusuf wondered whether the rear brakes he’d disconnected were there for a reason after all.
One must question Yusuf’s motives…
Apparently, “Oh that was hilarious. Do it again!” was the wrong thing to say, since Rob’s new girlfriend his now his ex.
I should have gone into orthopedics.
Infinite customers.
The East German judge gave him an 8….He didn’t quite stick the landing…
him?
His bike was smarter than he is; it stopped, leaving the idiot to crash by himself . . .
Nice start Bob. I like it much! Nkit is epic too once again. I so love FF. Thank you all!
Bob?? nkit? whatever…
Owen did everything he could think of to stay on the tit.
Future Biden voter and triple vaxxer.
“…and that as much as anything, led to my drinking problem.”
Owen’s dreams were vivid,
but this IS f.f.
“Let me show you what NOT to do, babe”
I was going to say that looks like the 22 demoncrats, but instead here’s the 22 f.f.lers.
Spectacular beauty.
Solar powered bike in the shade
Budding oligarch Ovid testing ways to turn the plebes against each other.
What’s with the dead guy in the rack on the left?
Although Ethan didn’t pass the the fraternity hazing he made damn good kindling.
Pocahontas & Kumswallow.
~It just dawned on me.
He looks like grouchy old Walter,
the squinty eyed dummy that ventriloquist Jeff Dunham uses.
Yeah, wasn’t that a surprise…
. . . considering her age.
I never went for downvotes but…
ps. FUCK YOU kAREN.
virus filters
Here’s how to get downvotes on TBP…
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AOC: “Uhmm, ah, YOU voted republican, right?”
EDIT: wrong meme reply, soz
Going up by going down.
Frightening what some men will degrade themselves by.
Worse is that it was not only degrading but a quid pro quo.
Most up votes ever awarded!
Every chance she gets…
That’s why her mask is a chasity belt.
A tip o’ the hat to one of history’s greatest fails!
CH3CHOHCH3
Fishing for great whites
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As Rhonda went down for the third time she finally figured out what had been bothering her since buying her ticket; “I don’t know how to swim!”
Kite fishing, it works.
Twenty years of dedicated work made Jacob the best wrapper in the firm, earning him 40 dollars per week, about a hundred times more than the machine his firm bought to replace him. Worry not, though; four of his seven children haven’t died from starvation yet.
Jacob? Han Yuo’s four living children work in sweatshops, but Yang’s sweatshop is in a re-education camp, so he’s missing more organs than his siblings. Han does receive candles for his cave so all is well in ccp china.
Imagine having to do that all day long for 50 years. Yuck!!!
and no tape on the bottom LOL
Huh, I would’ve thought she’d turn into a black Studebaker.
Or a 1959 Cadillac!!!
or a dumpster
Dem shoes be racist and sheit.
Who’s that fat fuck congressman from NY whose beltline is above his nipples? I can’t remember right now, but anyway this is what he’d look like it he was a Transformer and could turn into a VW microbus. And the color’s appropriate too. That looks like yellow jaundis or jandish or johndush or mustard stains.
That’d be Jerry “nadless” Nadler.
Jerry “SHART” Nadler
I actually saw that more than once in the early 70’s.
Show me a gif that represents an ugly D female politician from California making campaign
promises of giveaways to all of her bloated, FSA supporters.
Well, there ya go.
Reminds me of Fauci handing out the drug patents, for some reason.
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Ivermectin the bastards!
Sources I read indicate research on how to kill this hydra once and for all will be complete (and applied) by summer of 2023.
Hunt them down like the Jews did the Nazis.
Know why Demorats don’t like Ivermectin? It kills parasites. That’s half of their voting base!
If you wear two turtlenecks, the blade will not harm your neck. Two noose will also protect you when the trap door opens.
But only if the “pee’r is wearing two swimsuits also.
The Gubment and the hungry masses. Oh, FJB
Guess who that is:?c=2
Moneypenny
Hidden Bidens Mother???
Lois Maxwell.
Oh if only…
. . . she looked like – and at me like – that after the first 7 years.
When will Tyrone get here???
What a tremendous return . . . Wait . . . the judges have determined that Renata has not been vaccinated so she has been expelled from the Australian Open. After all, with Australian cases having entered a hyperbolic increase, despite the strictest lockdowns in the developed world, huge fines for disobeying the dictates, enforced vax mandates, curfews, and covid camps where people are imprisoned if they might be infected, there is no choice but to double down, according to this text I have been instructed to read lest I find myself in a camp as well.
But wait, there’s more!
Other players are in the same situation – it’s not just Renata and the Aussie traitor politicians are presently trying to figure a way out from the building number of people gathering with pitchforks and crossbows (since they gave up their guns).
send all replies to; 666 Nigger St. District of Columbia, 20581 USA
But wait, there’s more…Renata is trans. Now what?
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Like education eliminates intelligence, courts justice and pharma health.
No, Covid cured the flu. And pneumonia.
Rejected; your script is too unbelievable even for the Twilight Zone. We suggest you submit it to the WEF.
Damn, that’s ugly.
Where did the dog find it?
We should look into the techniques employed during the Spanish Inquisition for fun ideas on how to deal with these monsters.
Scaphism. Also known as “The Boats”.
And, lets not forget the Bull.
The Boats take longer though.
How about something more modern, like a weedeater? 5 minutes alone with these goobers and all the truth will come spilling out!
Listening to NPR crowing that the mandates got more people to get the shot.
Someone tell them that torture gets more confessions, too.
Bought whore lizard MFer following in the steps of the old Hungarian baggy eyes, and
his son, buying all kinds of influence in elections and now legacy media, to indoctrinate young morons into accepting facism, the marriage of state collectivism with corporatism.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2022/01/06/how-mark-zuckerberg-i-trying-to-take-over-american-newpapers-n1545349
Thank you! very well and simply explained!
Jail?
They hanged a lot of the Nuremberg Defendants. Just sayin’…………
Yeah, all 7 of them.
The sheople never asked whom this “everyone” is he’s saving.
This psychopath has demented ideas, yet WE let him live, wtf?
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug it now!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug it now!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug it now!
Made in Communist China.
Hey, darling, skip to my loo and we can get dirty . . . wait! Come back!
Live and learn Bob…
Who else remembers the Magic Mirror on Romper Room?
Hmm. I’ve suddenly got the urge to send someone a check.
Me thinks she needs to bulk up at MickeyD’s.
That’s how they milk out the cat venom.
Best LOL so far – wish I could give you more than one upvote.
I’ll help.
As the omicron wind washes over the land, the vaccine sweep is looking pretty pathetic.
I think it’s time to go home and take a nap.
I hear too wake.
Dong watching all the job security
Hockey players learn value the Cup at a young age.
Always place your hockey goal in front of the triple glass doors.
Mini soccer ball? At that age, we used a puck with no glass background. I’ve got scars to prove it. (typical all-American 60’s child).
Okay, cut! Now use special effects to substitute the girl into the scene.
Bob, the one jumping Rope???
Beta boys practicing for their meeting with that chickie who won this new street dancing with a ball last week.
Dog: “Listen you Eff! That’s enough playing about here, I’m taking what’s rightfully mine after all this BS.”
For a wonderful book about Goldens, please read Dean Koontz “A Big Little Life”. You’re welcome.
We don’t deserve dogs.
Hey you! Don’t tease Grandma!
And I just burped seeing this meme.
An old Northwest plane’s thrust reversers (aka clam shells) … likely a DC-9 or 727 …
aka buckets
And for the uninitiated, jet brakes.
Neither of those, as their engines are mounted on the fuselage.
I was sitting at the window a few seats behind the wing on my first ever commercial jet flight. When we landed and the thrust reversers were activated I about shit myself.
Of course, nowadays, my daily constitutional involves me shitting myself.
You must be as old as me.
No fail, no thumb.
Dog: “Nope, you’re gonna pay attention to ME for a change!”
Good dog!
Smokin’ hot pussy!
That cat needs to have the vet check it out for neuropathy.
dup
Oh, me next!
Could it be, after all these years of being called bird brain, I find out they were complimenting me?
Nigger St.’s, revered symbiotic wisdom.
Charlie Chaplin was easy to track in the snow.
Battle of the intellect.
Hello Ireland, you now have snakes!
Think of the rodent infestation one must have to go to these extremes…
If it doesn’t work for you open it in private window
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!!
The depth of knowledge of nature by the modern day environmentalist in 10 seconds or less.
Years ago, CBS did story of an otter cleaned of oil and rehabbed by hippies types
after an oil spill. They released it into the ocean a few weeks later
and it was immediately eaten by an orca on camera.
Never laughed so hard in my life.
I believe that was after the Exxon Valdez spill.
Correct.
That’s what this gif reminded me of immediately.
They figured that the cost for saving that otter was about 60K. Seriously.
Yep-the otter was released and a bunch of kids on a field trip were watching. Good lesson on ‘the law of the wild’. I laughed my fool head off–the school immediately called in grief counselors.
Food porn is needed.
I remember when KFC was good….
And reasonably inexpensive….
Feed the birds, tuppence a (bag)
He’s got a tail light out.
Matching headlight must be a mayor thing.
I enjoyed Houston’s warm winter, but…
I’m back in God’s country.
No monkeying around, we’re
Real Americans.
God-loving Yooper proud.
Seen any “Tirty Point Bucks ?”