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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:04 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:01 pm

That’s quite impressive, Joel, but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to beat you up for it.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 14, 2022 9:11 pm

Wigger

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 14, 2022 10:23 pm

Large fries asshole, look at the order.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 14, 2022 3:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 14, 2022 3:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 14, 2022 3:09 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
January 14, 2022 11:06 pm

Save;
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stop;
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save;
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50 yrs. of not playing the game means our goalies need some badass offense. Winger or centerman, it’s time.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
January 15, 2022 5:52 pm

Had to give it up at 50 except for the Vail tourney.
37 years. Center middie.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 14, 2022 10:26 pm

Ivermectin doesn’t work, go home and stay there.

Mix
Mix
  Mix
January 14, 2022 10:44 pm

Enjoy the g3nocide, I am.
Stay pure, stay strong,
laugh, enjoy, live.
Eternal things,
laugh, enjoy, live,
now that’s a good thing to emulate.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 14, 2022 6:59 pm

Hey Mikey, she likes it !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:22 pm

mental trauma from enforced mask wearing
or the vax
or both

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:07 pm

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Cedartown Mark
Cedartown Mark
  nkit
January 14, 2022 12:42 pm

she looks like AOC.

Bob P
Bob P
  Cedartown Mark
January 14, 2022 2:03 pm

Is this how she got the sense knocked out of her?

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Cedartown Mark
January 14, 2022 7:42 pm

And no, I won’t date you. Flipping retard.

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
  Cedartown Mark
January 14, 2022 8:28 pm

Poor thing!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:13 pm

Is this a pre or post scull fucked vid?
Does it matter?
Nope.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 14, 2022 7:01 pm

Gonna be a stop at the Pound on the way home.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:23 pm

geez…..and average joe thinks cats are destructive

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:29 pm

Why don’t you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride?

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:08 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:16 pm

If she’s making perogies who cares?

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:08 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:21 pm

That’s racist, the sky is blue, said the setting sun.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:38 pm

Finally, the true teaching of the demoncratic party begins.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:09 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
January 14, 2022 5:24 pm

And the winner of the January 13, 2022, Darwin award … 

Envelope, please …

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 14, 2022 9:15 pm

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Nelson Muntz
Nelson Muntz
  nkit
January 17, 2022 12:13 pm

Was that Fauci whit his pants on fire?

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:06 pm

This is what happens when you fool around on your sheep. I know ’cause Mix told me.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 15, 2022 12:37 am

The human hate;
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the conspiracy;
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the malice;
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the secrecy;
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the deep states greatest fear;
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the united;
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we take action, it’s over;
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the world was saved;
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 14, 2022 9:16 pm

Haha fuck ewe!

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:11 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 14, 2022 9:17 pm

They equally suck

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 12:43 am

cia=3

Student of History
Student of History
January 14, 2022 12:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:08 pm

The covidiot zebra stumbles through life without a clue as to the real danger.

RW8399
RW8399
  Bob P
January 14, 2022 3:00 pm

The zebra was safe due to the croc being a vaxtarded croc.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:12 pm

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RW8399
RW8399
  nkit
January 14, 2022 1:40 pm

Perfect against muggers, carjackers, rapists and other creeps!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 15, 2022 12:18 am

I want one – maybe two!

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 1:43 am

Got a lite?

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:13 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
January 14, 2022 12:32 pm

It’s called threading the needle … or just plain crashing (since the landing gear are still up) …

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:09 pm

Oh now I see why this apartment rents for a hundred bucks a month.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
January 14, 2022 9:20 pm

They were due for new windows anyway.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 1:47 am

The approach to Bagdad W-102 is always fun for veteran pilots.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:14 pm

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RW8399
RW8399
  nkit
January 14, 2022 1:41 pm

Everything was going perfectly fine until Roger decided to scratch his balls.

Mix
Mix
  RW8399
January 15, 2022 1:50 am

Clint Eastwood;
“Get off my airspace”.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:15 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 14, 2022 9:21 pm

Ah, something worth watching

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 1:53 am

I know what street one cat came from.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  nkit
January 15, 2022 4:15 pm

I think the bib set them both off.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:16 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 1:55 am

Rehab sucks.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:16 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:00 am

One pedophile’s soul,
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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:17 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:05 am

From cable install…
Believe it!

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:18 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:06 am

2+

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:14 pm

Scientists identify the second most risky chance to take after the Pfizer vaccine.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:10 am

Casual sex is iffy with this one.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:19 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 14, 2022 1:58 pm

And dad never wondered why “patricide” was in the search line on his laptop when little Jimmy got through.

Mix
Mix
  MrLiberty
January 15, 2022 2:15 am

Mr. Lib. this is f.f., be practical;
patricide
păt′rĭ-sīd″
noun
The act of murdering one’s father.
One who murders one’s father.
The murder of a father.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:14 pm

Fatherhood can be fun.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:16 pm

If I did this for my wife she’d say, “I don’t like the colour.”

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:19 am

Bobo’s Boutique
$99.95

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:21 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:23 am

Got a deer door for the price of a dog door.
BONUS

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:21 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:34 am

I raise my electric couch footrest in salute.
Now I lower my footrest to make a drink,
That proves sanity is anti-liberal. Don’t
believe Me? Then go ask a Fuck You.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:17 pm

Should’ve taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 2:37 am

Job sight managers are always on the move.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:18 pm

I betcha a million bucks lawn darts did much less damage than the covid shots.

brian
brian
  nkit
January 14, 2022 3:03 pm

Me to the kids… If its not arterial then nothing to worry about… game on…

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  brian
January 14, 2022 6:16 pm

Me to the kids….Pain is natures way of telling you not to do that.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 14, 2022 3:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
January 14, 2022 5:15 pm

Cool hat!

Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
January 15, 2022 2:54 am

When I bring out the aluminum lawn darts. I leave the box in the garage.
Don’t want to degrade the collectors’ evaluation price.
I must be a heads-up kinda guy.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 14, 2022 11:29 pm

but you’re f**king stupid

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 3:10 am

Oh, they’re sick. The disease was college-taught and sociology bread.
Jabernauts are coming for the purebloods, but we are survivalists
Rural is foreign to liberals, game over.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:26 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:00 pm

Oh, they are counting on it….they just hope that YOU don’t discover that they knew all along.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  MrLiberty
January 14, 2022 8:22 pm

So true. Just add tried to hide results for 75 years. And FPfizer is the only one immune to anything, like lawsuits. No wonder I Quit them after 7 successful months in Specialty. They are bad.
Good news they blacklisted me and haven’t gotten work in 6 years, so I retired. F Fizer

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  1969Bird
January 14, 2022 9:28 pm

Hey Alexa, who paid the largest criminal fine in History?

prester kahn
prester kahn
  1969Bird
January 15, 2022 3:47 pm

In the US, they all are immune to lawsuits. Check out the Countermeasures law.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:19 pm

And this makes perfect sense to over half the population.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:29 pm

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Georges S
Georges S
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:12 pm

Wow I found 9 I didn’t know about

mark
mark
  nkit
January 14, 2022 3:35 pm
mark
mark
  nkit
January 14, 2022 7:00 pm

Fucking You Tube…BIT CHUTE!!!

I TOLD YOU SO – Rocking tune from Conspiracy Music Guru

mour…https://conspiracymusicguru.com/

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 15, 2022 3:33 am

Thanks again knit, links unknown, rabbit hole dives upcoming. This IS an information war and we will win. The Wayback machine is becoming very useful as information becomes available.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:22 pm

Dear Twitter:

Please delete this tweet right away! I can’t even leave my house knowing this dangerous tweet is out there poisoning people’s minds.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 15, 2022 12:17 am

I’ll bet Facebook will kill it and give the poster a jail term

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
January 14, 2022 5:27 pm

Strangely, there are some of US who figured this out 699 days ago … having seen Fauci in action during the hiv/aids fustercluck he masterminded in the ’80s.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Anthony Aaron
January 15, 2022 3:56 pm

Yes. Once a reasonably high transmissible pathogen get released “into the wild”, it is a foregone conclusion that – sooner or later – everyone will be exposed to it.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:31 pm

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david
david
  nkit
January 14, 2022 12:44 pm

I think Nancy Reagan said it best “Just Say No”

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:32 pm

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anon y mous
anon y mous
  nkit
January 14, 2022 6:52 pm

Baptism is actually effective the first time, for eternity, unlike the clot shots.

nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:34 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 14, 2022 2:27 pm

Jerod’s tree house got the silver. A black crippled faggot who nailed a board to a branch won gold.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 15, 2022 3:41 am

Cany got bronze because;
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nkit
nkit
January 14, 2022 12:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 15, 2022 12:27 am

Is that one any good?

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
January 15, 2022 1:51 am

Oh, yes…