Everything Is Worse Under Biden

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

Everything Is Worse Under Biden

The stink of Biden’s failure permeates the land, reeking intensely not unlike Eric Swalwell’s Volvo with the windows shut tight on a hot day on the way home from a double-bean chili feed at Fang Fang’s condo. Welcome to the malaise, kids. Welcome to what we all hope turns out to be merely Jimmy Carter 2.0 rather than James Buchannan 2.0.

Pray we dodge those bullets, literally. I’ve got a new non-fiction book from Regnery on America’s looming chaos coming out on July 12th, so I’ve been digging deep into the worst-case scenarios. You’ll want to pray really hard.

Since Trump left, everything has gotten worse.

Everything.

Store shelves are bare, not all the time, but did you ever see that under The Donald? Did you ever walk into a store, fuming because Trump had been mean to Rosie O’Donnell on Twitter, and see the aisles bereft of salad and milk? No.

Did it cost you $75 bucks to fill up your sedan, like it did me in LA the other day? No.

Did inflation hit 7% under Trump? Did your pay get cut 7% under Trump? Nah. But no mean tweets, right? That’s worth 7% of your dough, right?

The pandemic is still here. Who had more people buy the farm from COVID, Trump or Grandpa Badfinger? I thought the rule was that if they die on your watch, they’re your fault. Looks like now they are going to solve that awkward problem by stopping counting. Weren’t we were informed by all the smart people that the crusty candidate was going to make the bad virus go away? It has not gone away. And, according to the rules that were in effect as long as the rules hurt Trump, now Biden is literally Jeffrey Dahmer and personally responsible for everyone who has expired under his shaky, inept rule.

Hunter’s Pappy promised a return to normalcy. The regime media promised a return to normalcy. This current state of affairs is a lot of things, but normal is not one of them.

Biden’s last week has seen more humiliating, more epic fails than a Bulwark orgy. The Supreme Court dissed and dismissed his ridiculous vaccine decree. Manchin, Sinema, and the entire Republican party all somehow resisted President Asterisk’s powerful argument that requiring voter ID makes you Bull Connor, Jefferson Davis, George Wallace, or some other Democrat. They refused to submit to his fussy fury. His agenda lies in ruins – like Afghanistan after his total failure in leaving it – and we still have three more years to go with this idiot.

You can feel the crappiness out there. There’s anger and bitterness, not like the sunny happiness * promised us. People are ticked off. It takes forever to get a doctor’s appointment. Places are closed at weird times. You have to wait forever to get repair parts or building materials. Schools are either closed because teachers’ unions are garbage, or they are open and teaching kids racist Marxist crap about how white people are the root of all evil. Well, that’s sure accurate as to frigid suburban progressive wine women of whiteness. They’re awful.

The border has been erased and people are dying left and right from the fentanyl the cartels are shipping over. Crime is up and Soros DAs blame you, the citizen, for being mad about it. And on TV, all there is to watch is woke crap.

Everything sucks, and it’s all on Biden. Well, that’s not fair. It’s actually all on a trash establishment that picked Biden as its apt figurehead. Stupid, corrupt, self-righteous, incompetent, and arrogant – that’s our lousy president, and that’s our lousy ruling caste.

It’s unsustainable. The establishment knows that his current 1/3 support is not a floor. It’s merely a pause on the way down to the 20s, maybe the teens. Move over foot fungus, Biden will be polling right there with you soon.

The difference is we can get rid of foot fungus a lot sooner than January 2025. But the establishment will need to get rid of him sooner – he sucks even under our elite’s low standards. Yet who is on deck when they finally admit that this senile old freak is a senile old freak? Someone who chose to get busy with Montel Williams. The only question about why we rarely see that cackling incompetent is whether they are keeping her under wraps since she is about the only person on Earth capable of making them look even worse, or whether she is displaying a semblance of smarts and taking cover.

November is coming and what they have sown they shall reap. They have sown failure. They shall reap a House ruled by Kevin McCarthy and a Senate by the murder Turtle and the pain will begin – at least it better. The base is in no mood for hands across the aisle. Time to deal the pain.

Also, it will be fun to see Democrats fall in love with the filibuster again.

The reckoning begins in the House. We must have our vengeance, both to satisfy the reasonable craving for justice on the part of the base and to teach the Democrats that there is a price for crossing us. Ilhan Omar needs to get booted from her committees because she is as anti-Semitic as she is brother-curious. Toots Swalwell has got to go from the intel committee – you cannot have people who get suckered into tacky sex with mediocre-looking Chi Com honeypots on that board. And Adam Schiff must go too – he leaks worse than Biden’s colon at the Vatican.

But that’s not all. McCarthy must make the Dem poobahs pay. All the Democrats who worked for years and years to become ranking members of their committees? Throw them off their precious committees. Why? Because they let Pelosi screw Republicans. This is the price. All their dreams must die.

Oh, and the January 6th inquisition must not be eliminated. Instead, it must be filled with new members and then investigate the FBI’s participation in the minor fracas, the unconstitutional treatment of the political prisoners, and the unlawful killing of Ashli Babbitt. The Capitol Police officer who shot that unarmed trespasser, Lt. Michael Byrd, is still on the job. The test for McCarthy and McConnell is whether that malicious clown still has a job 5 minutes after they take over.

But understand that even when we Republicans retake the Congress, things will still be awful for a couple of years. Biden’s puppet masters will still control the executive branch until we toss them out. We cannot rule by decree via the Congress – yet. Some Democrats are warning that in 2025, the new GOP president may take office with 60 Republicans in the Senate. Now, that will be fun. And then the good times will roll once again.

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21 Comments
flash
flash
January 17, 2022 7:32 am

A blue pill will fix that, unless you married a career woman, then good luck with the competition.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 17, 2022 7:36 am

The president of the USA is a figure head, Kurt Shiller.

AK John
AK John
  Anonymous
January 17, 2022 11:56 am

All leaders in all countries are figureheads/ puppets, and it’s been that way for a while now. But they have some power over more minor issues and how things are done.

flash
flash
January 17, 2022 7:44 am

Does Biden use the clown pronoun? #ClownworldIsReal

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
January 17, 2022 7:48 am

I agree with most of your article but, it has been my experience it is wishful thinking that anything will change with the uni-party in control. We need to give the senate back to the states. We need to correct the voter fraud that is in our face real. The good and God fearing people of this Republic have to get involved in our governance once again. The corporations need to be returned to a 20yr life span. The original concept of corp use to have a limited life span to keep what is taking place today from happening, i.e., the military industrial complex for example. Last but not least, the attorney’s should not be allowed to sit in any other branch of government, other than the judicial side, due to the conflict of interest they have.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  oldtimer505
January 17, 2022 8:30 am

We need to give up the retarded and evil notion of federalism. Start there.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  oldtimer505
January 17, 2022 9:51 am

This country is dead. It really died years ago. We either divide like the Soviet Union did or we go out in a blazing civil war where tens of millions die. It’s not going to get better than any of the afore mentioned options.

GNL
GNL
  Coalclinker
January 17, 2022 11:09 am

Serious question: what good would a split of the country do? All areas of the country are too infected with each other. Also, TPTB would be sure to take control of both sides anyway, no?

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  GNL
January 17, 2022 11:17 am

As this thing breaks up, most of TPTB and those who cause the problems will die or flee the country. Everyone will have to take a side, and everyone will be someone’s target.
As far as all areas being infected with each other, that’s not really the case where I live. Here in the Mid-Ohio valley, everything has been gutted and junked out. We can only benefit if we’re not ruled by Washington D.C. anymore.

flash
flash
January 17, 2022 8:06 am

In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.
Joe Biden

We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing.

– Joe Biden

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
January 17, 2022 8:16 am

Politics: the art of the imaginary blow job and a real rectal fisting to people who aren’t into that sorta thang.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 17, 2022 8:57 am

Kurt, aren’t you due for a booster? lmao

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 17, 2022 9:25 am

Republicans : The go along to get along stupid party !
Democrats : The evil feral cats scurrying about covering up each other’s shit while telling lies and failing miserably while maintaining staying power !
We the great unwashed are totally screwed

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 17, 2022 9:29 am

The ruling class is not going to wait even for the unlikely event Republicans discover their balls in the mid-terms. It will be war or false flags blamed on ‘us’. They need civil unrest and an excuse to postpone 2022. The only question is when. We who love freedom are in a world of hurt and the only way out is ugly.

Gayle
Gayle
January 17, 2022 9:33 am

Kurt, Kurt, Kurt

You have got to get over the Republicans. C’mon, Man!

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
January 17, 2022 9:48 am

“November is coming and what they have sown they shall reap.”
Mr. Sphincter is just like a broken record player. He keeps spouting this shit about voting that we know is all fake. Since he keeps saying this despite the facts, HE IS A CONTROLLED OPERATIVE FOR SOMEONE.
I do like that we get to read his articles. Every one of them are prime examples of deep state agitprop controlled operation bullshit. All someone needs to do is find out who his source of shekels is and that is who he works for.

Vektor
Vektor
January 17, 2022 9:54 am

No way inflation is just 7%. Probably double that at least if you count it the way it was calculated in the 70s.

brian
brian
January 17, 2022 10:26 am

Its a comedy article right!?!?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  brian
January 17, 2022 12:08 pm

The parts he thinks are funny aren’t. The parts he thinks aren’t funny are. There is no question to which the correct answer is Kevin McCarthy. Except maybe “who is Frank Luñtz’s butt-buddy?”

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Iska Waran
January 17, 2022 1:10 pm

Republicans promised to eliminate NPR and Department of Education 40 years ago. They have delivered on all their promises just like that for two generations. They are worthless.

Taras 77
Taras 77
January 18, 2022 3:28 pm

If we are waiting for trump, with his empty promises and platitudes, to save the day, this country is indeed bad shape for leadership expectations. The same goes for the rest of GOPers.

Gad, look at trump and what he did or did not do, all the while with the grifters kushner and ivanka, talking in his ear: pompeo, haley, adelson, nitenyaahoo, Israel, and on and on. How can anyone be optimistic with that “track record.”

Maybe, the country of amnesia. And maybe, biden will continue to take this country so far down into the sh__ hole that anything will start to appeal.