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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:13 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:02 pm

Awesome

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:13 pm

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Frank
Frank
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:17 pm

I hear pro sports attendance was dropping.
Are they training new attendees?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Frank
January 21, 2022 2:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 2:18 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 7:56 pm

Thanks, Colorado, my dog and I spent 5 min. watching the last 3 gifs.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 8:05 pm

As do thugs. The darker, the better.
I lovethemIlovethemIlovethem.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 21, 2022 7:36 pm

Bacon-wrapped tenderloins are my favorite.

Mix
Mix
  Mix
January 21, 2022 7:37 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Mix
January 21, 2022 7:40 pm

Oop. wrong tenderloin.
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:04 pm

The cows know who’s boss

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 21, 2022 4:14 pm

Shooting Paul Rabil GIF by ECD Lacrosse - Find & Share on GIPHY

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 4:18 pm

Jumping College Sports GIF by Maryland Terrapins - Find & Share on GIPHY

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 4:21 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 5:14 pm

Just wait until the entire woman’s team is mentally ill cheating bastard men.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:15 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:08 pm

Democrat

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
January 22, 2022 1:15 am

Which one?

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:16 pm

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Frank
Frank
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:19 pm

They can just go to the store an steal a new one, right?

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:46 pm

Sheet, Jamal, now we’re gonna have to steal another one from the Walmart.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
January 22, 2022 7:37 am

Houston’s mayor calls it “WalMark”.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Bob P
January 22, 2022 9:57 am

Walmart? Cut out the middleman and get one out of a stopped train car in your favorite Democrat run city. First verify a Soros DA in charge of prosecutions though.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 21, 2022 6:58 pm

These fucking dindus are animals. They react to things with emotional violence to the most inconsequential events in life. …..and we’re suppose to act like they’re equal……yeah, right. Can someone explain to me how this kind of diversity is our strength?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe

Yes, but it will have to be a democrat or a cat lover, which are usually one and the same, ex ept my sweet Wife.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
January 21, 2022 10:50 pm

nice move there, Joe..

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:16 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:32 pm

My first masonry job, with no prior experience, was 100 times better than that.

david
david
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:47 pm

The Biden administration’s build back better team

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:11 pm

Luigi is a tenth gen. mason

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prester kahn
prester kahn
  Mix
January 22, 2022 9:40 pm

Note that the tower walls are straight. It isn’t the fault of the masons that the geotech engineer screwed up the soil study. In fact, it is a testament to the skills of the masons that the tower still stands with the off-angle forces on it.

PSBindy
PSBindy
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:31 pm

They need Plumb Bob Squarepants

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:17 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:12 pm

???

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:16 pm

Custum Cabs. Inc.
On sale now,
$11,839.oo

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:17 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:13 pm

Comedy night in Islamlandia.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:25 pm

Silly fool, you have to add the .0004 precipitable.
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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:17 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:14 pm

Must be an afro American rat.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:30 pm

My government loves me.
MKUltra “loves” humans.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:34 pm

Future Darwin award winner. He will never learn.

todd
todd
  MrLiberty
January 21, 2022 5:01 pm

im sure his hardhat would have helped

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  todd
January 21, 2022 5:15 pm

Yes….not for his face, but the top of his head would have survived intact.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  todd
January 21, 2022 8:17 pm

BP sucks!
It stands for Bad People!

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  todd
January 22, 2022 12:27 am

That’s why you should always put your name on your hardhat…for easy ID.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:18 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 22, 2022 6:40 pm

Night heron.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:52 pm

Looks like he knows his way around the gutter.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
January 21, 2022 8:47 pm

One must think Bob, to understand Bob…
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weekends are optional, but for the willing…
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don’t forget the time .0004 precipitable.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:19 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:19 pm

Sums up what productivity you will get from them.
Might as well have a tick for a pet.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
January 21, 2022 10:52 pm

Exactly..when you’ve had enough, you break out the Bic..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 21, 2022 11:31 pm

Looks like rigamortis has set in.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:20 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 21, 2022 8:57 pm

And finally reality…
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to learn reality…
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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:20 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 21, 2022 12:22 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:23 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:32 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 10:12 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist
January 22, 2022 10:02 am

The paranoia is strong with this one…

Ken31
Ken31
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 7:32 pm

Why blame him? He decides nothing, but what his masters allow.

Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 10:09 pm

To date, there is no definition for the sickness of those that keep naming sicknesses of a sickness they themselves created.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Colorado Artist
January 23, 2022 1:18 pm

That the virus was spread in the air outside of “droplets” (meaning that it survived just fine by itself in the air) was known in MARCH 2020!

Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 9:05 pm

Sorry, karen. sign; MEN
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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Mix
January 22, 2022 10:03 am

Shake those lovely hips sweety….

Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:04 pm

Practice? (YKWIM)

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:54 pm

Sheet, now I’m gonna have to steal another bike.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 21, 2022 11:36 pm

that racist MFer hit me.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
January 22, 2022 7:46 am

You misspelled”dat”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 22, 2022 7:51 am

the words, “too stupid to b left alive” come to mind…

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
January 22, 2022 11:02 am

Two black eyes and a fat lip.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Twat Waffle
January 23, 2022 12:47 am

Born that way…

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:21 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:02 pm

And I thought both the people with the dog and the cat above were having a bad day…

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2022 7:48 am

Reminds me of my bipolar ex-wife.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
January 23, 2022 12:52 am

Dog is racist. Pure reflex.

I love dogs.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:22 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:01 pm

Wow, like physics.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:22 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 1:01 pm

That’s one sad red light district, but…
. . . there’s still some action and a good marketing with the blinking light timed just right.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 21, 2022 10:19 pm

That’s like down to earth…
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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:23 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 12:59 pm

Next day’s headline: Woman cited for running away from the scene of two accidents.
Headline two days later: Woman refused insurance payment despite claiming reverse camera failed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 21, 2022 11:39 pm

I gotta destroy the evidence.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 22, 2022 7:50 am

Hope the kids were in cars seats.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  YourAverageJoe
January 22, 2022 11:04 am

Susan Smith’s sister?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 22, 2022 10:05 am

stupid broad

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:25 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 12:56 pm

Anyone else wondering what the ostrich will do when it discovers the camel ate all the treats?

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
January 21, 2022 1:56 pm

No.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:25 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 22, 2022 10:06 am

‘Gotcha!’

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:26 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 12:56 pm

If only this was Dr. Fraudci riding his bike as a child.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:27 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 12:54 pm

Maybe in this case one out of four is better than two out of three?

Bob P
Bob P
  Student of History
January 21, 2022 2:00 pm

When you told me to wear a cup I guess I misunderstood.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:29 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 21, 2022 3:38 pm

Sure, I haven’t tipped for the last 30 years, but jeez, Bob!

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:01 pm

This is actual footage of foreplay before the first mermaid was conceived!

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:04 pm

While Russia’s top engineers are building hypersonic missiles, this is what ours are doing.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
January 21, 2022 5:17 pm

Ours our working on an all electric version of this.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:22 pm

Dog Park GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist
January 22, 2022 10:09 am

Kids ‘n’ dawgs havin’ fun.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Gregabob
January 23, 2022 1:06 am

At least, one of them is.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:05 pm

Tonight at 11, polar bear returns little Billy’s frisbee after it ate little Billy.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 21, 2022 12:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:36 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:37 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 12:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
January 21, 2022 2:06 pm

Let me just stick it up your ass, Bones.

Okay, that deserves some down votes.

Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 21, 2022 12:52 pm

Obviously, this cat received some sort of obedience training by some sort of “health” authority. One wonders if it’s searching for its facediaper in order to stop its panic.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 22, 2022 10:10 am

Rat attack!!

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:33 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:02 pm

Joe Biden’s impact on the economy.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:07 pm

Hooray! Hooters!

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:36 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 22, 2022 10:12 am

No bra needed…

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
January 22, 2022 11:09 am

Fuck Carhartt. Ladies first, of course.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:38 pm

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Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
  nkit
January 22, 2022 11:10 am

Nearly matches my Bulleit Rye with smoked ice balls.

Fur-lined boxers not included.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:09 pm

All I know is Jeff Bezos doesn’t own this.

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 21, 2022 2:12 pm

Never seen such dedication to homonym humour.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Bob P
January 23, 2022 1:15 am

… homophone…

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:42 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 22, 2022 10:14 am

Hola, que tal?

nkit
nkit
January 21, 2022 12:43 pm

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