Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don’t Catch COVID Like He Did

Babylon Bee

OTTAWA—As truckers continue to march on Canada’s capital to very politely ask for their human rights back, Trudeau is doubling down on his position. In a fiery speech this week, Trudeau demanded truckers follow his example and get vaccinated like he did, so they don’t catch COVID like he did.

“Listen, I have COVID right now, and trust me—you don’t want this,” said Trudeau in his classic Trudeau girly voice. “I know you all are all deplorable evil disgusting racists, and there’s no avoiding that. But if you would just get the jab like me, you could at least avoid COVID—something I was unable to do.”

With the COVID infection ravaging his thrice-vaccinated body, Trudeau will remain in quarantine, deep in a hole in the ground in an undisclosed location until he has fully recovered, or until the truckers all go home—whichever comes last.

“Be smart, trust the science, and get jabbed, you disgusting racists, it’s the right thing to do,” said Trudeau before coughing uncontrollably into his sleeve and crying.

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22 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 3, 2022 12:13 pm

Hard to believe that this clown actually makes our Mr. POTATOHEAD look good. OK, not good, but not quite as shitty.

brian
brian
  MrLiberty
February 3, 2022 12:20 pm

Thats kinda like wondering which is better… bamboo slivers shoved slowly under your ring finger or thumb nail??? HHmmm take your pick…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  brian
February 3, 2022 12:57 pm

Thumb is a lot more important than the ring finger.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TN Patriot
February 3, 2022 4:41 pm

Middle is critical for effective communication.

Tim
Tim
  TN Patriot
February 4, 2022 1:05 am

Depending on her position, both the thumb and the ring finger are pretty important and can contribute to a pleasant outcome.

Ken31
Ken31
  MrLiberty
February 3, 2022 1:10 pm

Canadian elections are rigged too, but I don’t think your avg. Canadian would ever accept that as fact. A shameful amount of Americans will not face reality.

Tim
Tim
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:07 am

On the brighter side, President Asterisk has done everything humanly possible to illustrate how crooked our last election really was.

brian
brian
February 3, 2022 12:17 pm

is this satire!!! I dunno… I can’t tell anymore…

Karen
Karen
February 3, 2022 12:34 pm

He is a graduate of Klaus Schwab’s Reset Leadership University. We must begin to pay attention to who these people are and remove them from power. His name is on the list with Bezos, Gates, Zuckerberg, Markle, Marron, Chelsea Clinton,and many others. Information from the WEF web site.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Karen
February 3, 2022 2:16 pm

UPSET THE RESET!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
February 3, 2022 12:56 pm

Justine’s actions remind me of Sadman going into a spider hole when the US troops arrived in Baghdad.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
February 3, 2022 1:45 pm

This is not a bad tactic; tie up police lines 24/7 by calling in a missing person’s case on the Prime Minister.

Years ago when I was parked behind a desk I developed all these little tricks for getting a response from huge impersonal corporations like the phone company, PSE&G, etc.

I’d find out who the big wigs were, get the fax number of their personal secretary, black out an entire sheet of paper with magic marker leaving only CALL ME BACK and the phone number in white, then put it in the fax and put it on auto redial. It would burn up all their toner and piss off the secretary (who, well, you know how it goes in those companies) who would make her boss call me back and fix whatever the problem was. It worked, a lot.

Little things that eat up their time and energy and tie up their operations just to hamstring them, if done by enough people all the time would really put a crimp in their style.

Just sayin’.

brian
brian
  hardscrabble farmer
February 3, 2022 1:56 pm

kinda like dumping sand in the gears… force them to address the problem…

#winning… and thx for that tip…

Tim
Tim
  hardscrabble farmer
February 4, 2022 1:18 am

If you ever have a problem with Fidelity I can supply Abby Johnson’s e-mail address; contacted her on a Friday evening and by Monday morning she had two different groups calling by 9am to correct their screwup. Cracking the e-mail address used to be a lot easier than it is these days, but it is still fun trying-even on your own time. Did the same thing with a GE laundry product-got through to the CEO’s staff and they kicked ass with the plant in Kentucky to fix the problem.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 3, 2022 2:22 pm

I’m just glad he is keeping us all safe by hiding, I mean, “self quarantining”.

RiNS
RiNS
February 3, 2022 3:02 pm

He was asked if he wants to send in the military..

Please do that Trudeau! Please..

jo
jo
  RiNS
February 3, 2022 3:25 pm

Whole lotta stuttering & excessive eye blinking, methinks.
Prolly nothin’.

Tim
Tim
  jo
February 4, 2022 1:20 am

Out here it’s called ‘bullshitting’.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RiNS
February 3, 2022 5:27 pm

“Gonna be there for the citizens”… like truckers?

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 3, 2022 8:00 pm

Priceless! This made me laugh out loud.