OTTAWA—As truckers continue to march on Canada’s capital to very politely ask for their human rights back, Trudeau is doubling down on his position. In a fiery speech this week, Trudeau demanded truckers follow his example and get vaccinated like he did, so they don’t catch COVID like he did.
“Listen, I have COVID right now, and trust me—you don’t want this,” said Trudeau in his classic Trudeau girly voice. “I know you all are all deplorable evil disgusting racists, and there’s no avoiding that. But if you would just get the jab like me, you could at least avoid COVID—something I was unable to do.”
With the COVID infection ravaging his thrice-vaccinated body, Trudeau will remain in quarantine, deep in a hole in the ground in an undisclosed location until he has fully recovered, or until the truckers all go home—whichever comes last.
“Be smart, trust the science, and get jabbed, you disgusting racists, it’s the right thing to do,” said Trudeau before coughing uncontrollably into his sleeve and crying.
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Hard to believe that this clown actually makes our Mr. POTATOHEAD look good. OK, not good, but not quite as shitty.
Thats kinda like wondering which is better… bamboo slivers shoved slowly under your ring finger or thumb nail??? HHmmm take your pick…
Thumb is a lot more important than the ring finger.
Middle is critical for effective communication.
Depending on her position, both the thumb and the ring finger are pretty important and can contribute to a pleasant outcome.
Canadian elections are rigged too, but I don’t think your avg. Canadian would ever accept that as fact. A shameful amount of Americans will not face reality.
On the brighter side, President Asterisk has done everything humanly possible to illustrate how crooked our last election really was.
is this satire!!! I dunno… I can’t tell anymore…
He is a graduate of Klaus Schwab’s Reset Leadership University. We must begin to pay attention to who these people are and remove them from power. His name is on the list with Bezos, Gates, Zuckerberg, Markle, Marron, Chelsea Clinton,and many others. Information from the WEF web site.
UPSET THE RESET!
Justine’s actions remind me of Sadman going into a spider hole when the US troops arrived in Baghdad.
This is not a bad tactic; tie up police lines 24/7 by calling in a missing person’s case on the Prime Minister.
Years ago when I was parked behind a desk I developed all these little tricks for getting a response from huge impersonal corporations like the phone company, PSE&G, etc.
I’d find out who the big wigs were, get the fax number of their personal secretary, black out an entire sheet of paper with magic marker leaving only CALL ME BACK and the phone number in white, then put it in the fax and put it on auto redial. It would burn up all their toner and piss off the secretary (who, well, you know how it goes in those companies) who would make her boss call me back and fix whatever the problem was. It worked, a lot.
Little things that eat up their time and energy and tie up their operations just to hamstring them, if done by enough people all the time would really put a crimp in their style.
Just sayin’.
kinda like dumping sand in the gears… force them to address the problem…
#winning… and thx for that tip…
If you ever have a problem with Fidelity I can supply Abby Johnson’s e-mail address; contacted her on a Friday evening and by Monday morning she had two different groups calling by 9am to correct their screwup. Cracking the e-mail address used to be a lot easier than it is these days, but it is still fun trying-even on your own time. Did the same thing with a GE laundry product-got through to the CEO’s staff and they kicked ass with the plant in Kentucky to fix the problem.
I’m just glad he is keeping us all safe by hiding, I mean, “self quarantining”.
He was asked if he wants to send in the military..
Please do that Trudeau! Please..
Whole lotta stuttering & excessive eye blinking, methinks.
Prolly nothin’.
Out here it’s called ‘bullshitting’.
“Gonna be there for the citizens”… like truckers?
Priceless! This made me laugh out loud.