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From the annual Death (Døds) dive contest from Frognerbadet, Oslo Norway.
This is a style of diving where you don’t move until last fraction of a second before hitting the water.
new concept meat grinder…good lord wtf is she thinking
Crazy not to zip tie them first.
it would’ve been really funny if she hadn’t be stupid enough to get in there with them
Must be a Biden voter
instead of a pack of hounds, the riders of the hunt decided to use the cat the next time
Instead of a fox, the riders of the hunt decided to use the cat next time.
Seizure ? I’m thinkin’ she just wanted to roast a marshmallow.
Hey, that fucking cat cut me off!
Drives like a pussy.
No, doc, I can’t say I’m happy with my plastic surgery. I want my money back.
Anubis
I can’t wait till you become bacon
Mmmmmmmm bacon.
Russia?
John Carpenter’s last film, Escape from D.C., starring Blo Biden and Dockher Jill.
used their intuition and decided to get off right then
Neither family was happy about their torrid affair.
But their kids are bad-ass & nobody in school bullies them since they ate the last one.
Outdoor dining.
I’d say coronahoax injection victim child, but that would require a time warp or something…
. . . maybe it’s just what used be called being a moron?
working up to boards, then bricks, I guess
a father’s dream, an olympic contender
Another perfect Friday Fail since the wee little doggy never got passed the big wooden barrier in the obstacle course…
. . . dogs aren’t the only creatures easily distracted.
the other fail is the dismount spotter that let doggo plow face first into the ground
it was trained to do what it did…not go over the barricade
Malinois (Belgian Shepherd). Incredible. Not for the faint-hearted dog owner.
She needs to study physics . . . and lose about half her weight.
How did she get on the roof?
Somebody threw a donut up there.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks, now I gotta clean the coffee off my monitor! Donut? Oink
Oh yeah, they’re great pets!
might save your life one day, just like this one trying to save it’s owner’s life
My cat can identify me after the first bite.
Spunky little thing, got to give it credit.
That’s what you get for scaring the cat…he was just trying to protect the house from the evil bag head monster…
ATTACK CAT!!!
excellent guard cat
Is it only me, or did we all think monkeys had far better balance skills than depicted?
We all had given it no thought whatever.
It’s dancing. Not Fred Astaire, but its balance seems adequate. Especially from my point of view, where I have to sit down to put my pants on.
Destructo Dog
Impressive! I called mine Wrecks, but I think he could take tips.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Wrecks Rex.
That wins it for me
The aroma will bring the neighbors out of their houses and onto your patio…..except for the vegan weirdo. Zhe only visits when you’re mowing the lawn.
They look just about done.
Ride thru shopping.
How the wild west was really tamed.
I recall seeing one of these that time I ate those funny-tasting brownies.
Can that thing make a fender for a ’67 ‘stang?
Now, that’s just silly.
That’s a ’68 (honestly!)
Indeed it is.
no, but it could grind your fender…idiot!
The Norwegian Viking in me approves!
Who decided they need permission?
Need about five more kids to launch that load.
AOC thinks it’s a great example of American innovation.
Imagine how you’d feel after reading that while in your late 50s, or in your 60s, 70s?
What’s the term we a bit older are looking for…
. . . LIGHTWOOD?
63 and still waking up with wood. Now, if I could only remember what to do with it.
Limp.
What’s the term we a bit older are looking for…
. . . LIGHTWOOD?
Balsa wood.
Dog thought he needed help with the barking system.
Don’t worry, round IS a shape.
I need this shirt…
Me too.
Did you hear Geraldine ditched her husband for a potato?
No, you idiot. The straw has a coffee pot holder.
If the cop sees you, 50 bucks.
Then it’s Uromysitisis poisoning, like Jerry had in the parking ramp
500 if you’re in Houston
But only if you’re White.
I’m haunting the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader locker room.
Interracial adoption is rarely a good idea.
That’s how my marriage started, and she hasn’t changed her mind.
They really do smile.
Zombies roaming the earth and eating my brain is much more believable than a gorgeous blonde delivery girl tearing off her clothes to pleasure me.