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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
February 5, 2022 8:48 pm

Freckle deep and rim fire

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
February 4, 2022 2:32 pm

Okay, which one of you pissed on the floor?

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
February 4, 2022 2:33 pm

Serve me, darling.

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:29 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
February 4, 2022 7:58 pm

Got Milk?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  YourAverageJoe
February 5, 2022 12:05 am

Suck on ’em for a while to find out!

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:32 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
February 4, 2022 2:35 pm

“Excuse me, ma’am; may I compliment you on your lovely nipples?” was the last thing I can remember saying before I woke up in the hospital.

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:36 pm

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karalan
karalan
February 4, 2022 1:37 pm

Outstanding collection today.

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
February 4, 2022 3:42 pm

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GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
February 5, 2022 12:50 pm

My father-in-law had a helper who came to work with a bandaged arm. It got shredded because the catfish he noodled was so big, it was dragging him out into deep water, so he yanked is arm out.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  GT Void
February 5, 2022 6:08 pm

Do it long enough and you’ll find a snapping turtle in the catfish hole.
They bite hard.
There have been people drowned by huge catfish while noodling.

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
February 4, 2022 2:36 pm

Oh how I love women!

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
February 5, 2022 12:08 am

Easily passes the pencil test

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:41 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 2:38 pm

That’s so racist. That’s just how Asians look when they’re babies.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Ken31
February 5, 2022 12:09 am

I prefer to refer to them as ‘Orientals’.

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:42 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:42 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:42 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
February 4, 2022 8:02 pm

Bipolar memories……ahhhhh

Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 2:41 pm

“I was wrong,” said Wilbur to the bear. “There is a hat more stinky than mine.”

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:43 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:44 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 2:43 pm

Let’s make a movie about Mandela starring Peewee Herman in the title role and watch leftist heads explode.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
February 4, 2022 8:05 pm

I’d buy tickets to that.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Ken31
February 6, 2022 1:31 am

Damn. that’s ugly.

nkit
nkit
  AnalogMan
February 6, 2022 1:44 am

fugly….nightmares an’ sheet…

fujigm
fujigm
  Ken31
February 6, 2022 2:01 am

WTF!!??
Woke Germans ?

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:45 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 2:49 pm

Let’s start with Herman Feldstein. Mr. Feldstein, your comment that only 5,999,999 Jews were killed in the Holocaust is the most anti-Semitic statement I’ve ever heard from a Jew. How do you justify it? Did you not count Moishe Applebaum?

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Bob P
February 6, 2022 1:55 am

I’m seeing a lot of this “holocaust” tripe on the internet lately. Did I miss another Holocaust Remembrance Day again, or are they just ratchetting it up lately?

The alleged events were before my time, but these reports reminded my of a more recent, related event: the 2015 trial of the notorious “bookkeeper of Auschwitz”, Oskar Groening for… something or other. Not sure what he is supposed to have done, but apparently it didn’t matter.

At the trial, the star witness was a woman who claimed to have been born in Auschwitz. She claimed that Dr Josef Mengele (“The Angel of Death”) performed “sterilisation experiments” on her mother, apparently not realising, before, during or after, that she was already seven months’ pregnant, and never checking the results of his experiments. Anyway, she was born and raised in secret by the inmates. And now she wants revenge. Because it’s all the bookkeeper’s fault.

I ask you, with tears in my eyes, how can this crap, even if it were all true, be evidence in a real trial? It’s nothing but hearsay. She’s testifying to events that allegedly happened before she was born. Prosecutors, defence and judge all know that’s not permissible. How is this trial not corrupt?

So, yes, I take a jaundiced view of this holy myth.

Here’s the press report on the trial:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3107736/The-moment-woman-born-Nazi-death-camp-came-face-face-bookkeeper-Auschwitz-Oskar-Groening-70-years-later-asked-forgive.html

GT Void
GT Void
  Ken31
February 5, 2022 12:57 pm

And they are all askheNAZI jews from the collapsed Khazari Empire, and the source of your lovely zionists, not ethnic jews at all. In fact, jews are not even a race as “jew” was a term used by ancient Celts and Hindus to denote an enlightened person in the mysteries. It is not anti-Semitic to criticize them as semites are not ethnically jews, and some, not all, are just religious jews, as corrupted as that has become.

Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:45 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 2:50 pm

Is he real, or is he playing him in a movie?

Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:46 pm

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Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 2:51 pm

You might not want to bet me. I can predict 2021 very accurately.

nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
February 4, 2022 1:50 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
February 4, 2022 3:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 4, 2022 3:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 4, 2022 3:49 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 4, 2022 3:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
February 4, 2022 3:54 pm

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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Colorado Artist
February 4, 2022 11:33 pm

I think she left something running. I hope it’s waterproof!!

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist
February 5, 2022 12:16 am

‘You likee Chinese girl boobie Joe?’

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Gregabob
February 5, 2022 6:30 am

When they exist, sure!

Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:50 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Ken31
February 5, 2022 2:39 pm

Ain’t that the fucking truth!!!

Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:50 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 5:17 pm

My dad called them “Brothel creepers.”
And paired with a matching white naugahide belt
was known as “The Full Cleveland”

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist
February 5, 2022 12:18 am

Can’t forget the plaid jacket

Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 7:39 pm

I resemble that remark.

Creed
Creed
  Anonymous
February 5, 2022 2:26 pm

Take my identity, please!

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Ken31
February 4, 2022 8:41 pm

“Follow me for more financial advise.”

Ken31
Ken31
February 4, 2022 1:51 pm

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