WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

 

crack
Dude has a front crack, I wonder what’s behind?

 

balance
A new kind of balancing system for future gymnasts.

 

gran
Granny has sad-eyebrows. lol

poo
I din’t saw it the first time

 

murica
This man is a true patriot.

 

handsome
Hide your daughters!

 

uhm
I think you’re forgetting something, ma’am?

 

nicetats
Nice Tattoos! He would be proud

 

class
When you gotta go shopping at a limited time and grab the nearest jeans.

 

googoogaga
He forgot to change is diapers on the way there.

 

candy
I think this is too sweet?

ask
Not cool with those undergarments tho.

Via People of Walmart

 

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Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
March 12, 2022 10:17 am
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Ben Lurken
March 12, 2022 11:34 am

Look at all those chickens!

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Ben Lurken
March 12, 2022 1:19 pm

This happens every year along I-10 between Sealy and Schulenberg TX. Millions of birds like an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

ConservativeTeachersExist
ConservativeTeachersExist
  ICE-9
March 13, 2022 10:31 am

This is when I know spring has officially sprung – the Grackles return to Denton.

bucknp
bucknp
  ICE-9
March 13, 2022 5:20 pm

Grackles. What’s cool is vehicles parked on the east side of shade trees that may be planted in parking medians at shopping malls etc. This to tone down that hot Texas sun in afternoons. Customers or employees return to their vehicles and wa-la, no can see through the windshield that is completely covered with thick bird poop.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
March 12, 2022 11:34 am

Looks like Mr. Front Crack is buying toothpaste, so let’s cut him some slack.

ICE-9
ICE-9
March 12, 2022 1:05 pm

Every time I see Walmart Freaks of the Week I almost convert to the Church of the Giant Meteor. Every week gets me an extra millimeter there…

TonyBaloney
TonyBaloney
March 13, 2022 10:31 am

Wish we could post photos here. Yesterday By Walmart (I was headed to Sam’s aka WalmartPlus) I saw a truck with window decal “shoot your local pedophile” with a stick figure in the receiving position for a lead injection.

Love it!