Cardboard signs – we’re taking them back!
Bonus points for honesty and overall pleasantness. I don’t want my car dinged up so I appreciate the heads up.
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy.
Y’all can’t even fathom the level of love that grandmothers have. You think you know, but you have no idea. Can you imagine loving people so hard you’re willing to embroider a fleece where Bubba is like the 4th worst name and wear it in public? No, your head can’t even imagine that love. You probably stopped reading by now and have spaced off wondering how someone on this Earth has the name Shitney right now. As you should.
Finally someone has seen the light while inside Walmart!!!!
Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest hair…you know what, I don’t even care. Either way I will follow you into the depths of hell.
When you’re too lazy to go outside to see if it’s hot or cold…
This car is bad ass. Not much more to say.
Oklahoma
Is it a short skirt? Is it a long shirt? Is it the beginning of a porno? Yes to all of them I think
Ohhh sweet pearly whites of winter, it’s never a good thing when it looks like you can tuck the old boys into your hip pockets. Seriously, cleavage isn’t suppose to start at your bellybutton
Well, I suppose you caught me on a technicality when I said underwear and bras should be worn at Walmart. Next time I’ll be more specific
It’s summertime. It’s hot and humid out. You get a little swamp ass and sometimes you just need to air it out. Let it breathe. Drain the swamp.
Well if this isn’t an editorial cartoon played out in real life. So is that dude just lazy or is Walmart that bad to work for? True art makes you question things….So I hear. I still think movie posters are decoration, so what the hell do I know?
More freaks at People of Walmart
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There might be a practical/logical answer to the elderly woman riding on the Grocery Cart. She may have Arthritis in her knees and not having to walk reduces the pain. Don’t ask me how I know this.
You want to be standing behind the young lady in the too long a sweater, too short a skirt, but instead you are always behind the old lady with her boobs dragging on the ground (or Shaniquadevia arguing over the price of something she is hoping to get for way less than was marked on the shelf). Yeah, that’s Walmart.