A case of the gravy pants
“Kids these days love soda pop” “Shut up Grandma I hate you!”
A case of the gravy pants
“Kids these days love soda pop” “Shut up Grandma I hate you!”
“Hey, Michele, it’s me, your common sense. I know you are gearing up to go on your Walmart outing. Make sure you don’t wear those shorts that are 4 sizes too small because they do nothing for you…”
Barefoot & GPD monitor combo
Clipping nails? What’s new here in Walmart?
Didn’t you know that Walmart’s ‘electronics’ section is famously hot?
Apparently they are on sale today.
Stop abusing your soda.
RIP Ripped Jeans
Damn, those are not lemons anymore. Lipton?
You look like a poodle. There isn’t much more I can say really. Your hair reminds me of a poodle and that’s funny to me.
Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin’ and it was grossin’ everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don’t mean to get all scientific with you…
So do you go to a normal hair stylist to have that done or do you need to visit one of those specialty dog groomers that make poodles all fancy?
If your boots cover more of your body than the rest of your articles of clothing combined, you might wanna change into something a little more appropriate.