Hey bottom biscuits, you seem to be missing something there…..class.
Listen female Kevin Federline, it’s not that every person around you is stressed or sleepy; they’re making that face in reaction to you.
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This is what it looks like if you shave any mom’s head.
Okay, I’m a little torn on this one. On one side I think it’s awesome you’re buddy or whoever is taking you on one last ride. On the other side I’m a little creeped out there is a dead body right there and with one bad turn you can make the evening news
Kind of funny that your Walmart tattoo would likely prevent you from getting a job at Walmart.
Not sure why you’re wasting your money, it looks like you’ve got plenty of milk already.
Probably in there picking up more food for Tina here. That fat lard.
♫ Rollin’ down the aisle eatin’ chicken wings, sippin’ on prune juice….laid back, with my mind on my tummy and my tummy on my mind
Look at the luscious boobs on…OH MY GOD!
Probably getting out some dollar bills for her director to make it rain on her butt as she twerks in her homemade dance video filmed in her basement…Just a guess though. Probably a correct guess, but still just a guess.
Just because you can’t drive doesn’t mean you still can’t ride in style (and annoy everyone around you with your loud ass bass).
Because America, that’s why! Get some!
“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car sweating my damn nuts off while you shop! I hope you plan on buying some paper towels and stain remover sucker!”
When you cage up an animal long enough they get used to their environment and even when you release them into the wild they tend to gravitate towards their artificial habitat. This makes survival in the wild far less likely
Yowzers! I wouldn’t want to be the unlucky bastard standing behind her when that gust came out like a tornado wrecking everything in its path.
That’s super nice of you to take your sex doll out for some fresh air. Kinda like a woman walking her dildo on a leash.
Excuse me miss, I don’t want to alarm you, but you’ve got a tiny hole in your outfit there…right around the crotch area in fact. Just a heads up.
Of course the tank top has to be see-through mesh. How else could you see his thong sticking out of his short shorts?
*Free Kittens with every kidnapping. Gotta read the fine print people. There is always a catch.
Why would he need two?
Will it still be called backless?
That back really is something
Bet this dude hasn’t got a leg cramp a single time in his life!
Now these zebras have stripes. Which bottom biscuit do you prefer? Black and white or white and black?
Colorful Dress, Dark Desires.
Did not wash it properly?
Nothing wrong with that?
Looking for a good place to hang.
Definitely the nicest outfits I’ve seen.
The confidence level on this lady is over 1000!
My new hair style effective immediately.
I like the outfit though
Is that a polo t-shirt dress? Or a giant pickle?
NO F’s given that day!
Apparently they are on sale today.
What else do you need in life?
Too much pineapple patterns!
Stop abusing your soda.
The smiley caught me off guard.
