WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK


That back really is something

 

Bet this dude hasn’t got a leg cramp a single time in his life!

 

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Now these zebras have stripes. Which bottom biscuit do you prefer? Black and white or white and black?

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Nice booty! I’m not sure if it’s “stalk with a high definition camera” good. But it’s certainly up there.

 

If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.

 

Feel like we just entered somewhere in the beginning of a low budget horror film. And I’m not liking the chances of my man with his belly out surviving this scene.

 

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Crazy Cat Lady: level “sad & depressing” conquered

 

And they blame the guys saying we miss they toilet?!?!

 

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Here is a list of things worth fighting someone over at Walmart: (1)……sorry, I couldn’t think of anything.

 

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Thanks for the see-through yoga pants. I like being able to see the whole area I plan on bouncing my quarter off.

 

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Parenting done right…and before everyone gets all angry about it, just remember there are people that pay good money to massage therapists for quality cupping relief like that. Nice work dad.

 

More freaks at People Of Walmart

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19 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 6, 2022 11:23 am

It’s kind of amazing that any children at all are conceived these days.

bucknp
bucknp
  Iska Waran
August 6, 2022 2:27 pm

Hey, peeps in Arkansas have that instinct.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Iska Waran
August 6, 2022 2:31 pm

Alcohol is the only answer.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  TN Patriot
August 6, 2022 2:33 pm

Remember the closing time discussion? Answer was right there.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Iska Waran
August 7, 2022 1:39 am

Watch Idiocracy and know the future.
Fucking and Walmart freaks go together.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 6, 2022 11:35 am

I was a “people of Walmart ” once. I had a daughter about 18 with me in Walmart, the type who would like make a scene and giggle. Well, I got even with her. I picked up two plungers and followed her around the store while I clip clopped behind her. The faster she went the better. She eventually ran into some friends and she was embarrassed. Now we all just laugh about. Good times!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
August 6, 2022 3:38 pm

The kid being carried by the plumber’s helper is having the time of his life.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
August 6, 2022 1:57 pm

How the hell did that beast manage to get it’s boobs to spin around to the back.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  bidenTouchesKids
August 6, 2022 3:38 pm

A VERY strained bra.

Red River D
Red River D
  bidenTouchesKids
August 6, 2022 6:39 pm

She turned around too fast and her chest bags were just slow to catch up.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
  Red River D
August 6, 2022 8:19 pm

By the looks of it, ice cream must have been half off.

bucknp
bucknp
August 6, 2022 2:30 pm

Wal Mart’s is what it is and draws some common looking peeps. If not for that there would be no pics. Funny.

And to top it off, peeps at just about anywhere Wal Mart USA “look” about the same to me with some regional skin coloration differences, kind of like Texas. For sure Wal Mart takes one’s card regardless they look like a Mexican. I’ve been in Wal Marts’ in western Oregon and peeps just sort of look the same without staring at people.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
August 6, 2022 2:30 pm

Was that a wedding in the Walmart garden center?

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
  TN Patriot
August 6, 2022 2:34 pm

Does that mean that the wedding only cost $294?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Svarga Loka
August 6, 2022 2:42 pm

Probably less. There was no cost for the venue.

bucknp
bucknp
  Svarga Loka
August 6, 2022 2:44 pm

Probably. That is “cheap” for a wedding!

Financial choices to some may mean “survival”. To others no big deal. It’s been 20 yrs but a bro-in-law forked over 50k for his daughter’s wedding at the old governors mansion in Baton, Rouge. Heck of a party and the newlyweds are still together with some kids. Praise the Lord.

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  bucknp
August 6, 2022 2:55 pm

I’m pretty sure the wedding I was at last week, paid for by my cousin, was a lot more than 50 grand. I just hope the couple has kids.

bucknp
bucknp
  Ben Lurken
August 6, 2022 3:38 pm

Good ole boys may ask, how the hell do they do it?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  bucknp
August 6, 2022 3:44 pm

One grandson dropped $15K just for the venue and they did not make it to the first anniversary. They tried and tried over the following 2 years to put it back together, but it was not going to happen.

I asked a friend who had dated the same woman for 15 years why he never married her again and his response was “Why would I mess up a great relationship by getting married?” Both had been through marriage and had kids, so I guess they just wanted the relationship. He died about a year later and she grieved more than most wives, then his kids screwed her over on some jointly held possessions.