Just because you can’t drive doesn’t mean you still can’t ride in style (and annoy everyone around you with your loud ass bass).
Because America, that’s why! Get some!
“I’ll teach you to leave me in the hot car sweating my damn nuts off while you shop! I hope you plan on buying some paper towels and stain remover sucker!”
Still reliving the glory days of the 90’s by rocking that thong, studded belt and bedazzled ass jeans? Which you were probably still too old to be wearing in the 90’s by the way…
Just a man, his dog, his hog and the open road.
I think I’m gonna skip my back to school shopping this year.
COVID, COVID, go away, come again another day…wait, that’s not right. Don’t do the second part actually. Just stay away forever.
Listen pal, I just had a conference call with the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and we’ve decided that while we understand what upsides the mustache brings to the table, it still doesn’t completely make up for the whole gut past the chest look, so we’re gonna need you to go ahead and get on that.
Oh what could be more embarrassing than leaving TP sticking out of your pants? – Great question. The answer seems to be leaving dookie stained TP sticking out of your pants.
After you search for a few minutes trying to figure out how that big blanket-shawl-coat thing is staying on top of her, take a few more minutes and stare in disbelief when I tell you that is her hair.
Shiiit, I can’t blame her. Every time I venture into the wild world of Walmart I feel like I need a nap to recharge my batteries too. I just happen to wait until I get home, but whatever floats your boat.
Sooooo you’re saying she’s available?
Just when you thought People of Walmart couldn’t get any better we get this gem in high definition! Check out the clarity of that muffin top! Very impressive. Don’t forget to be on the lookout for our next product roll out of scratch and sniff pictures!
Oh thank God! Someone hurry up and alert Tampax that we’ve found another use for their pads! Maybe now I won’t have to sit through weird period commercials anymore.
Hmmmmm well, we don’t like to make fun of people with medical problems, but I have no problem making fun of someone with a medical problem who is inconsiderate enough to gross me out. Tell you what, I’ll continue to be sympathetic to your issues, but how ’bout you be sympathetic to the fact that I don’t want to see your piss-bag while i’m picking up some deli meat?!
You see, the problem with stretching those yoga pants to their max is that you can see right on through them….every day of the month.
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Entering Walmart feels like you’ve left American soil and entered some 3rd world country.
Ha, you simply left your comfort zone and greeted what we have allowed Amelika to become.
Enjoy!
The incredibly, increasingly shrinking Comfort Zone. Soon to become the size Zhou Baidan’s vocabulary.
America is a 3rd world country.
Ref: “Tiger Lady” meme above—how in hell did they come up with the word “cellulite”?
Any right-thinking person would’ve engaged a few more brain cells and, perhaps, come up with something more descriptive: Cellu-jelly or cellu-jam (‘cuz jelly don’t shake like that). Cellu-curds. Sumpin’.
Many of these offenses used to result in jail.
At least a 72 hour mandatory visit to the psych ward.
I kinda like the trike. A+ for originality
Hopefully the world won’t go completely kablooey over the next two years while I work on my escape from New England. I’ve come to the conclusion that helping me decide on where I want to resettle, I need to visit the local Wal-Marts to know what areas I have to avoid at all costs. I visit four Wal-Marts in my area, and they are all downright upscale in comparison to the ones in this series.
We don’t shop wallies since they declared faggotry ok with them. But, we did go into a wallies in Santa Rosa and it was everything this is… we walked down one aisle and up the adjacent and out… the freak was just to much… and I have a hard time holding my tongue…
try Sandpoint Idaho Walmart. dont be shocked with open carry.
Wow: woman-has-epic-meltdown-walmart-uses-rape-excuse-cut-line