WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK


Looking for a good place to hang.

 


Definitely the nicest outfits I’ve seen.

 


The confidence level on this lady is over 1000!

 


Too many creatures to think of

 


I smelled that miles away.

 

2118

Umm mom, what is grandma doing in the mosh-pit?

 

2825

High heels and a bikini can mean only 2 things: (1) She is a stripper and/or (2) She twists her ankles a lot walking on a sandy beaches….On a side note I wonder if she does shopping cart dances or motorized cart dances.

 

381

Turns out it’s much cheaper to fix a dent with some witty humor. I like your style my friend.

 

2573

Listen lady, I doubt the Pacific tsunami is gonna make it’s way to your local Walmart in Oklahoma.

 

2015

That’s my type of old man right there. If Walmart was smart they’d hire him to be a greeter on the spot. He seems like the type of dude that would make your day from a simple exchange of how-do-you-do’s.

 

Now I think everyone knows my stance on non-service dogs in Walmart. I’m also not a fan of tiny ass dogs. But there is an exception to every rule and that exception is matching cowboy hats.

 

Don’t let the fact that it looks like the black death is slowly making it’s way down from her head killing everything in its path distract you from the fact that those bottom biscuits are likely vegan, but are still definitely on display.

 

I think this is like the equivalent of throwing a kegger in high school when you’re parents go out of town for the first time.

 

2409

Listen, I’m all for service dogs, but I think it’s pretty obvious he was trying to enjoy just 1 day off! He had on his big comfy hoodie and slippers and just wanted to lay around all day and watch Animal Planet. But NO, you just had to drag him out of the house!

 

4666

Don’t wear white after Labor Day….or on Taco Tuesdays.

 

Via People of Walmart

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July 16, 2022 1:48 pm

I notice none of the Amish/Mennonites/Whatever are obese. Pretty rare find for any group in Wal-Mart.

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Hungry like the wolf comes to mind.

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July 16, 2022 6:27 pm

Howling great lookin’ gear, kids!