WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Why would he need two?

Will it still be called backless?

Not Safe for Kids

Too much fashion magazines

Oh God, for all that is good in the world please keep those creatures down in their black lagoon!

Did he drink too much and pass out? Did he see someone from our site and pass out? Either way it doesn’t matter, because what I want to hear from you is the conversation between the two cops

Hell yes you can help me put these contacts in!

Got those thigh highs that make all the guys cry…oh and a NASCAR hat

Ohhhhh, so that’s why they’re called booty shorts. Cause I can see almost your entire booty. Now it get it

You probably don’t believe him. Which is exactly what he wants you to think. Hiding in plain sight. #HustleHard

I don’t even know where I stand on owls in a Walmart because I never thought the day would come where I would need to make my position on the issue known. You’re putting me on the spot here, and I hate you for that. That’s a real dick move. I guess I’ll stick with my no non-service animals in Walmart stand. Owls may be wise and can turn their heads around and give me Tootsie Pops but they will still probably take a dookie right on the floor and not think twice about it.

Didn’t quite make it, not even trying to fake it. That’s how bad it must be telling his lady friend he doesn’t want to shop with her. The fear that must be inside him. Chilling.

Via People of Walmart

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