WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

My new hair style effective immediately.

 


I like the outfit though

 

Is that a polo t-shirt dress? Or a giant pickle?

 


NO F’s given that day!

 

Cousin It shopping for hair products.

 

Seriously… how does this happen?

 


I can already smell it.

 

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Wowzer they must keep it cold in Walmart. You could probably sign that credit card machine with ’em if you wanted to!

 

Well it looks like little Bobby is still flying his Radio Flyer all over the world to escape that awful abusive drunk Alec Baldwin

 

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Someone is setting the mood for a big evening by removing the stank off everything she owns

 

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Okay, when the f*** did pants become a one-piece? Seriously!? MC Hammer didn’t even try to pull that bullish*t!

 

Now he’s on the prowl to find a nice chocolate shake to go with that man meal

 

You see the problem is you only covered your lower ass and completely ignored your upper ass. I mean, I guess I should give you the benefit of the doubt because up until this moment I’ve never heard of a double-butt, double-chin yes, but double-butt no. However, we are all now on notice so ignorance is now no longer an excuse.

 

My obituary will read “Finally had a heart attack while screaming that flesh colored yoga pants should not be made or worn!”

 

Via People of Walmart

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2 Comments
Ghost
Ghost
July 9, 2022 10:17 am

https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/i-do-what-i-want/

A little too much eye candy for the ladies, you know?

ICE-9
ICE-9
July 9, 2022 12:39 pm

This is why they invented Safe and Effective and gave it to everybody for free.